第三章
jinqianmianqianwuqinqing，kedangwanxiaojiuzijiuyuanxingbilule。
waimianchuanlaizadongxihedamasheng，wogongchubeiwoquqiao，
cishixiaojiuzihexifuyijingchaodemianhongerchi，tayaohewoxifulianggerenganjinshoushidongxigundan，tashizheigejiadeerzi，kaifakuanxialaiyihoudoushitayigerende，sheiyebiexiangfenzouyisiyihao。erwobenlaijiushigeqiongguangdan，zuimeidiweideshangmennvxu，sihoutamenyijiaren，gengbiexiangnazouyifenqian。
danwoxifubushigehaoqifude，tayishouchayaoyishoulinzhegedengzijiuchaoxiaojiuzitoushangzhaohuguoqu。
“dongxiaogangnifanletianle！wodangchuzhaodekeshishangmennvxu，zheiqianzuishaowodenayiban！”
我媳妇扯开了嗓门！
“nihaigandawo！zheiqianshidongjiade，nimendoujiwogundan！”
xiaojiuziyechaoqijiahuochaozhexifuzaguoqu，
erwozhanzaihoumian，lenglengdekanzhezheichangnaoju，
woxifubuganshiruodezhijietikai，benshenjiuzhangdezhuangruolaozhu，zhijieyibajiangxiaojiuzilinleqilai：“wojinggaoni，zheigejiayouwodeyiban，nixianzaixiangganwozoudutunjiachanbiezuomengle！chufeiwosi，danshiwosizhiqianyedebaninongsi！rangniyouqianmeiminghua！！”
xiaojiuziyankanbeilindechuanbushangqi，shuangtuiputengtongkudefachuaaaadeshengyin，laozhangrenhezhangmuniangdouhehuaile，jimangyirenyigebaozhuxifudedatui：“xiaofenaneikeshinididi，kuaibatafangxialaiba，tayaochuanbuguoqilaile！”
“didi？！ganggangtajiaowogundeshihouzenmebushuowoshitajie！gaosunimenzheiqianwobixuyao！”
“jijiji，mazuozhujinifenyiban！”
“yibanyetaiduoleba！guinvjiehunlejiuhewomenbushiyitiaoxinle，huibangzhewairensuanjizanmen！”
laozhangrenyitingfenqianjiyanle。
xifuyitingzhijieqidejiangxiaojiuzirengchuqulaoyuan，zhizhebizijiumashanglelaozhangren：“nidesuanpanzhuzidoubengdaowolianshangle！shuobailejiushibuxiangjiwoqian！womingtianjiuhezhangzhilihun，rangtazheigewairengundeyuanyuande，gaiwodeqianyifenbunengshao！！”
dongfenshuozheihuadeshihouhaihuchihuchidechuanzhecuqi，kandaowohoulikeyougaoshenghandao：“tingjianmei，mingtiannijiuqulihun！qionggui，tuoleiwofenbudaoqian！”
tazhiyixinmawo，sihaobugujiwodeganshou，zheixienianwodimeishunyan，jitamenyijiarenzuofanxiyifu，lianzhangmuniangxiaojiuzidechouwazihe**doushiwoshoucuode，wohundeliangegudaidenucaihaiburu。
wopatazaiqitoushangshuodeshiqihua，
jitadaolebeiwenshui，bangzheshunqi：“xifunibieshengqile，xiaogangbudongshi。”
“tabudongshinijiudongshi？yaobushiyinweiniwonengzheimebeidong？mingtianyizaojiuqulihun，wozhenshiyifenzhongyedengbule，nijinwanjiujiwogunchuqu！”
wohuahaimeishuowan，jiubeitayijiaochuaichuqu。