xianglianshiniandenanyou，huanleyanzhongdeaizheng。
tabengkuidakuyichanghou，rentonghewofenshou，“yaoyao，woaini，suoyiwobunenglianleini。”
yushi，tasihou，worenlaorenyuanzhaogutanianmaidefumu、titahaidaikuan、wanchengyiyuanqingdan。
queyiwaikandaogaitouhuanmianhoudetajianghuaiyundebaiyueguangloujinhuaili。
bushishuo，zhinenghuosangeyue，zenmehuolebanian？
qijizhixia，wobuguanbuguchongshangqianzhaotalilun。
quebeitayibatuiruhaidi。
zaizhengyan，wohuidaolenanyouxiejiusigaozhiwotadeleaizhengdedangtian。
zheiyishi，woyidinghuidaoyanhaonanyouderensheng。
——
nanyouxiejiusizhandouzheshou，jiangyizhangaizhengquezhendandijiwo。
tatuifeidishuangshoubaotou，yikaishizhishidishengchouqi，houlaisuoxinghaotaodaku。
rushangyishiyiyang，turanyibabaozhuwo，wuzhuyouyinrendekouwen，
“yaoyao，woaini，suoyiwobunenglianleini。”
xiangdaoshangyishidezaoyu，xinkubanian，bangtahuandaikuan、bangtazhaogufumu，jieguozheichushengjuranjiasi，shenzhibawotuiruhaili。
haishuitunmeidiaowodeganguan，xiejiusijingjingdikanzhewozhengzha，haowuzuowei。
shenzhipangbianyourentixingta，yourenluoshuile。
tayezhishizhendingdizhengyanshuoxiahua，“meiren，meirenzaishuili。”
wotuikaixiejiusi，zheizhongexindejiannanbuzhidewodeyipianzhenxin。
tadailengzhu，xiangshiyihuo，wozenmeyidianyebushangxin。
xiayimiao，wonanshoudijiangweilidedongxituletayishen，zhenexina。
talikexianqidelakaijuli，cuoedengwo，“siyuyao！”
woyongzhijincashizuijiao，yanquantonghong，kudesixinliefei，
“xiejiusi，nipingshenmehewofenshou，womenshuohaoyaoyizhizaiyiqide！”
yiqieyiyang，doubeitadangchengwoaitadezhengming。
bijingrenshiderendouzhidao，wokeshitadetiangou，bushima？
tazhoumeirennaizhewuhui，yuqixuruo，
“yaoyao，wobunengrangnidiaojinwozheigewudidong。niyinggaiyougenghaoderensheng。”
tashuodedui，woqueshiyaoyougenghaoderensheng。
buguo，yaorangwojiezhedangtadeaiqingbaobiao，weitapaichuhouguzhiyou。
我可做不到。
danjitahuoshangjiaoyou，wohaishihuide。
wojinshendeanzhezhijin，zuijiaodexiaoyikuaizangbuzhule。
xiejiusihaizaijiwobuzhu***，“yaoyao，woainishengguowodeshengming，keshi，wohuobuzhangle。”
“yihou，woxiwangnibuyaowangdiaowo，jideshikelaikankanwobama，bangwojinjinxiao。zheiyang，woyejiunengzhizule。”
zheimehoudelianpi，woyesuankaiyanle。
guaibude，renjianengshiyingdini。
buguo，woyebucha，yanleichengchuandiluo，
“jiusi，nibiezheimeshuo。chenxianzainiyishihaiqingxing，gankuaibayizhulileba。”
“什么？”
xiejiusibeishangdeyuqipicha，mudengkoudaidikanzhewo，zhangdazuihaoburongyizhaohuizijideshengyin，
“yaoyao，nizaishuoshenme？”
worenzheexin，bikaiwuhui，qingzhenyiqiedilazhetadeshou，
“jiusi，zhiliaoaizhengyaohuadeqiantaiduole，bushibuxiangjinizhi。keshiwoshoutoumeiqiana。”
ganqingzhenzhi，zhengairangneixietiantianheiwodepenzikankan。
我继续忽悠，
“woyougepengyouzuijinzaizuotouzi，neigupiaowokanle，yilugaozhang。yaoshinixianzaimaijin，chuleyiliaofei，shuobudinghainengewaizhuanyibi。”
shuowan，wodangzhetademian，fanchugushizouxiang。
neizhigupiaogaogemengjin，haiyoushangshengdequshi。
takandeyanjingyiliang，yuqihaishiyouxieyouyu，“ninagepengyou？kaopuma？”
上钩了。