第一章 那只LV在哪?

diyizhangneizhilvzaina?

guimishiqinglengxiaohua,renmeixinshan。

tayundanfengqing,yebuxihuanwoshechi,bawodedapaibaobaoheshoushisongjixueshenghuizhuxi。

takangkaidafang,lianxipinkunsheng,dundunyongwodeshenghuofeiqingtamenchifan。

banliyougeweisuonanshuoxihuanwo,tapawohaixiu,cuoguohaoyinyuan,jiujiwoxiayao,bawosongjita。

womensushezaoyurushi,tazuzhiwobaojing,shuoyaojidaitugaiguozixindejihui,bunengyingxiangtadeqiantu。

houlaitashouhuolehaomingsheng,woquezaijuewanghequruzhongsiqu。

zhonglaiyishi,guimiliruzhengfanzhewodejuzi,wenwoneizhilvbaobaozaina?

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「xuyuan,bushiwoshuoni,nizenmezheimeshechi,zheibushizibenjiade**ma?」

「xianzaidedaxueshengnayoubeilvde,nideqizhiyebuheshiya!」

「nitingwode,beiwozheigefanbubao,chuqujueduimidaoyidapiannansheng!」

wokanzhetashoulineige9.9shigehaibaoyoudebao,xianqidihoutuileliangbu。

qianshi,wobeitadabandetulituqi,xianggeshaniu。

taquechuanzhewodemingpaiyifuxianshen,chengweilezhongrenzhumudejiaodian,beizunchengwei“da**”,haibeiyuweixiaohua,xiyinlexuexiaofuerdaidezhuyi。

zheimeyiduibi,wojianzhijiushigemagua。

jianwodingzhetameishuohua,tanashouzaiwomianqianhuanglehuang:「wei!nizenmele?zibenjiade**hahahaha!」

tahetade**meikuazhangdixiaozuoyituan。

zheiyishi,womeiyouhushitayanlidetanlanhesuanji。

wolenglengpietayiyan:「youbing!sheirangnifanwojuzide!youduoshaoshechipin,guannishenmeshi?!」

shuowanbatabaladaoyibian。

「xuyuan,wokeshiweinihao,yihuiwomenhetongxuequchifan,nibeigelvqu,rangrenjiazenmekanni?」

「zenme?wobubei,rangnibeizhequya?」

「ni......nihushuoshenme?」liruhoutuiliangbu,jingtididangdaozijiyijuqian。

wozhuaikaita,dakaitadeyiju,limianmingpaibaobaosaidemanmandangdang。zheixiedoushiwobacongguowaijiwojihuilaide,haoduodiaopaidoumeichai,jiubeilirusouguazoule。

xiacengdeyifuxieziyehenshuxi。

「zheixienizenmejieshi?」

「wo......wozhishipatongxuemenyilunni,caibangni。nimeitingdaotongxuemendoujiaowoda**ma!shiwotinibeifulemaming!nibuganjiwojiusuanle,haizaihuzheimejizhibaobao!」

wobudalita,congtajuzilibashuyuwodedongxidounalechulai。

lirujianjiao:「niganshenme!wodebaobao,wodelianyiqun!」

「shenmenidebaobao,zheicaishinide!」shuozhewojiubawoyijuli,tadeneiyiduipolanhaijita。weilerangwozuohaolinjiaxiaomei,tabaziji**dejiuyifudousaijilewo。

wogaokaofenshugangshangerbenxian,jujuelejialiyaowoquguowaidexiangfa,xuanzeleyisuoguoneiputongminbandaxue。

gangdaozheisuoxuexiao,lirujiuxiangwoguanshu,zheigexuexiaodoushihanmenxuezi,budaijianwozheizhongzibenjiadeda**,rangwobuyaochuanmingpai,beishechipin。tayaojiwodazaoyifuqinmindelinjiaxiaomeixingxiang。

wonatadanghaopengyou,tanawodangshazi。

tazhuanshoubawodeshechipinsongren,caizhewoshouhuohaorenyuan。

wojuziliqitadebaobao,bushibeitanazousongjixueshenghuizhuxi,jiushisongjizijidegenbaner。meiqimingyuebangwojiejuefannao,burangbierenkanbuqiwo。

liruqihuaile:「yihuigentongxuechifandeshihou,wokebuhuitinishuohua!」