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santianle，tayijingsantianmeiyoujinshi！
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songfandexiaoyatouchazheyao，xuezhezhuzidekeboqiangdiao：“danainaishuole，laotaijunnianjidale，changweijiaoruo，chibudeyouni，zheixieqingzhouxiaocai，zuishiyangren。”
suoweideqingzhou，qingdenengzhaochurenying，xiaocaizesanfazhelingrenzuooudesuanfuqi。
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shilimama！shitazhongxingenggengdepeijiamama！
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“yo，limama，ninzheiyoushiheku？danainaiyouling，laofurenfengtiweihe，xudejingyang，renherenbudedarao。ninzheimeyingchuang，shicunxinxiangrangwomennanzuoma？”
jiangjingshudexueshunjianlenglexiaqu。
shicuimama，daerxisupeilanshenbianzuizhongxin、zuidaidudeneitiaogou！
“nimenzheiqunheilexindegounucai！”limamadeshengyindouzaizhandou，“laofurensantianmeizhengjingyongshanle！wojiuxiangjitasongwanretang……qiuqiunimen……”
“啪——！”
yishengqingcuixiangliangdeerguang，daduanlelimamadeaiqiu。jinjiezhe，shizhongwudaodidemenxiang。
“laobuside**，haigandingzui！”cuimamacuileyikou，shengyinlimanshihenduyukuaiyi。
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“zhushou！doujiwozhushou！”
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“aiyo，laotaitai，ninzenmechulaile？fengda，zixizaizheleliang。nubizheishizaitidanainaiguanjiaobudongguijudexiaren，ninhaishihuiwuxiezheba，weigenucaidongqi，buzhidang。”
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erye？”cuimamaxiangshitingdaoletiandadexiaohua，turanbaofachuchangkuangdedaxiao，“laotaitaipashihaibuzhidaoba？ninneigedangjiangjundehaoerzia，yitumoufan，zhengjuquezao！shanggeyue，jiuyibeibixiaxiazhi——manmenchaozhanle！”
tacoujinjiangjingshu，yongzuiedudeyudiao，yiziyijudishuo：
“shigudoumeirenganshou，haizailuanzanggangweiyegouni！”
轰——！
jiangjingshuzhijuetianxuandizhuan，yanqianyihei。
taneigezhongjunaiguo、gengzhirutiedeererzi……moufan？
滑天下之大稽！
genghekuang，ruozhenshimounimiemendedazui，weihedafangnenganranwuyang，shenzhibianbenjialidizuojiantazheigeqinniang？！