重生后,我等着那个碰瓷主播自己露馅

woshisanjiayiyuandezhurenyishi,suibushuoyideduogaoshangdanconglaiwenxinwukui。

jieguobeizhubozaizhibojianzaoyao,shuowotaiduelie,guyidiaonanbingren。

yiyuanmenkoubeipomanlelaji,qiangshangxiemanle“heixinyisheng”。

fumubukanqirao,zaiyigeyuyelikailerenshi。

zuizhongwobeiyiyuankaichu,congtiantaiyiyueerxia。

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wosisidingzhediannaopingmushangdexiayigemingzi,yanlibengfachuhenyi。shangyishi,jiushizheigeshikekaishi,wocongyigesanjiayiyuandezhuren,bianchenglequanwangzuigaiside“heixinyisheng”。

shenxiyikouqi,wodiankaineigejiao“nuanxinmeimei”dezhibojian。neizhangjingxinfenshiguodelianzhengduizhejingtoumoyanlei,zhibojianbiaotijiao“danqinmamajianqiangdaiwariji”。

kexiao,shangyishiwohaitianzhendiyiweitazhishigeaikudenianqingmama。zhidaotashoulidepobudaibao“buxiaoxin”zasuilewodetingzhenqi,zhidaotazaizhibojianshengleijuxiadikongsuwo“lengxuewuqing”,zhidaotashandongdewangyoubalajirengdaowofumudehuayuanli...

“217hao。”hushidejiaohaoshengjingxinglewodehuiyi。

wosisizuanzhushubiao,batadezhibozhuanfadaoleyishengqun。zheiyici,woyaorangsuoyourendoukanqingtadezhenmianmu。

suizhegaogenxiedeshengyinyouyuanjijin,wokanjiantachanfuzheyigemiansecangbaidenanhaizoujinlai。heshangyishiyiyang,tayizheposu,danyizhangxiaolianquesihaokanbuchushenghuodezhongdan。liantuishaoyaodoumaibuqidedanqinmama,queyiranzhuangrongjingzhi、fengyunyoucun。

zheiyici,woyaorangtademeiyigehuangyandouyuanxingbilu。

“yisheng,womenjiaxiaobaofashaosantianle。”tabananhaiwangqiantuiletui,shengyinlidaizhekeyidegengyan。

wokanzhetashuliandidiaozhengshoujizhijiadejiaodu,xiangqishangyishitashiruhezaizheigezhibojianlibawosuzaochengyigelengxueyisheng。jiuyinweiwolixingxunwenbingshi,tajiunengyanchuyichu“qiongrenkanbingnan”dehaoxi。

wozaoyouzhunbei,zheiciwomiandaiweixiao,yongpingshengzuiwenhedeyuqiwendao:“ninhao,qingwenhaizijutinalibushufuni?”

tadeyanjingguluguluyizhuan,daizhekuqiangjiukaishishuo:

“nizheitaidushenmeyisi?yishanglaijiuwenyoushenmewenti,shibushizaizhouwomen?juedewomenqiongrenjiugaiduoshengbingshima?”

shuxidetaici,shuxidebiaoqing,shenzhiliantashuozheihuashiweiweiyangqidexiabajiaodudouheshangyishiyimoyiyang。worenzhufanbaiyandechongdong,mianshangyiranbaochizhezhiyexingdeweixiao。

shangyishi,jiushizheiyangdewuliqunaorangwojinghuangshicuo,zuihouluolege“taiduelie”dezuiming。

zhibojiandeguanzhongbeitashandong,danmulikefeiteng:

【yishengzenmezheimewenhua,yetaibujinrenqingle】

【jiushi,renjiayigenvrendaihaizikanbingrongyima】

【zheitaiduyetaichaleba】

wopieleyiyandiannaopingmushangdedanmu。renxingjiushirucikexiao,yongyuanzhikandaotamenxiangkandaode,yongyuanzhixiangxintamenxiangxiangxinde。jiushizheixiejianpanxiadepinglunjiuxiangyibabaliren,zuizhongbawobishanglejuelu。

但这一次不同了。

“ninlaiyiyuan,ziranshijuedehaizishentiyouwenti。wowenwenzhengzhuang,shiweilegenghaodizhenduan。qingbuyaoguodujiedu。”wodeshengyinpingjingerzhuanye,muguangdingzhetadebiaoqingbianhua。guoran,tadeyanshenshanshuoleyixia,xianranmeiliaodaowohuizheimehuiying。

tongshiwowangdiannaopingmuyipie,kanjiandanmudefengxiangyoulexiweidebianhua:

【laiyiyuan,yishengwenyoushenmewentihenzhengchangba】

【zheiyishengshuodeduia,buranlaiyiyuanganshenme】

【zhubofanyingshibushitaiguojiledian】

tasihumeiliaodaowohuizheimezhending,mingxianlengleyixia。shangyishitajiushikaozhewoyuchunderexinchang,bubujinbirangwozaizhibojianliluanlefencun。

“wojiaxiaobaofashao,ninengbunengkaidianyaojiuxingle?”tacongcongkaikou,yuqimingxianruolejifen。

“fashaoxuyaoxianjianchayuanyin。”wonachutiwenji,“mafanranghaizixiancegetiwen。”

talikedengdaleyanjing:“kaishenmejiancha?womenjianayouqianzuojiancha!nimenzheixieyishengjiuzhidaokaijianchazhuanqian!”tadeshengyinbagaolebadu,yanleishuolaijiulai,yifuchuchukeliandemoyang。

womianwubiaoqingdikanzhetazheichujingzhandebiaoyan,zhishibudongshengsedikanzheta,xiangkankanjiexialaitayaoyanshenmexi。

tashuozheshuozhejiuzhongzhongdibabaozazailewodezhuozishang,dasuilewofangzaizhuoshangdewanbaolonggangbi。

talikeyanhanrelei,haoxiangbeihedaoleyiyangwanghoutui:“duibuqi,wobushiguyideyisheng。”

wokanleyiyanhuaweisuipiandegangbi,qingshengshuodao:“jinkou**kuan,shijiasanwan。kaolvdaowoyongleyiduanshijian,ninpeiliangwanjiuhao。”

“liangwan?!”tamengdizhanqilai,“nizheishiqiaozhalesuo!womenjiayiniandouzhengbulezheimeduoqian!”

wonachushouji,shensepingjing:“shininbabaozazaiwozhuoshang,bawodegangbizasuile。zheiliyoujiankong,ninkanshisilehaishibaojing?”

tadebiaoqingjiangzhule。wozhidaotazaixiangshenme——shangyishijiushizheigechangjing,woshouzuwucuodirentanaoteng,zuihoubeisuzaochengyigekeboyishengdexingxiang。

“yihouzaishuoba,haizibingyaojin,wozheijiuquzuojiancha。”tameidechengyaoyaoyaduoguowodehua,huanghuangzhangzhangduoguojiaofeidanjiuwangwaizou。

wosaoleyiyanzhibojian,cikededanmuyijingkaishifenhua:

【buduiba,zheigangbiwogangsoule,juebanqueshizheigejia】

【zhubozheiyetaimangle,renjiadongxifangzhuoshangaizhenishashile】

【meimeijintianzenmegenpingshibutaiyiyang】

wokanzhetahuangluandebeiying,zhidaotayidinghuizuojiancha。buzuojianchadehua,zenmeduodeguopeiwogangbi,wuxianwolesuotajianchafeini?

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jianchabaogaohenkuaichulaile。wozixiyueduzheshangmiandeshuju,xinzhongshengqiyisiyihuo。nanhaidegexiangzhibiaodouhenbuzhengchang:xinlvguokuai,xueyapiandi,haiyouqingdupinxue...

“nuanxinmeimei”zhengzuozaizhenshiwaidezhangyishang,yibianmoyanleiyibianduizheshoujijingtounannanziyu:“geweibaobaomen,zheigeyishengtaiwuliangle,womenjiaxiaobaojiushifashao,feiyaowomenzuozheimeduojiancha...”

tadeshengyingengyan,jianbangweiweizhandou,kanqilaichuchukelian。danwozhuyidaotayanjiaomeiyouyisileihen,neizhiwozheshoujideshouwendehen。

“zhangnvshi。”wotuikaimen,jiaotajinlai。

talikeshouqishouji,chanfuzhenanhaizoujinzhenshi。nanhailiansecangbai,etoubumanximidehanzhu,yanshengewaidewushen,bujinjinxiangshengbing—gengxiangshibeitamamanazaishoulidemuou。

“yisheng,jianchajieguozenmeyanga?”““nuanxinmeimei””zoujinzhenshi,lianshangguazhetianmeidexiaorong,jingtouduizhunlewodefangxiang。zheifubiaoqing,hegangcainaoshishipanruoliangren。

wotaitoukanletayiyan。tawenjieguoshideyuqiqingpiaopiaode,jiuxiangzaiwenjintiantianqiruhe,nayoubandianmuqinduihaizibingqingdeguanqie?

“xinzangxuyaojinyibujiancha,”wozhishizhetadeyanjing,“bingrenyouchixuxingxindongguosu,hebingpinxue,zheizhongqingkuanghenbuzhengchang...”

“a?zheimeyanzhonga?”takuazhangdiwuzhuzui,yanshenquepiaoxiangshoujipingmu,fangfozaiquerenzhiboxiaoguo。“nei...neiwomengaitianzailaikanba。”

wolengzhule。yigemuqintingdaohaizikenengyouxinzangwenti,diyifanyingjuranshigaitianzailai?

“ninquedingyaozheiyangma?”wodingzheta,“xinzangwentiburonghushi,jianyijinkuai...”

“buyonglebuyongle,”tabaibaishou,shenzhiyoudianbunaifan,“wokantazheiliangtianjingshentinghaode,yinggaimeishi。”shuozhejiuyaolazhenanhaiwangwaizou。

zheiyike,wohuranmingbaileshenme。kanzhetajizhelikaidebeiying,zaixiangxiangtajinmenshineifuduoduobirendejiashi,qianhoudefanchayetaidale。laishinaodezhentianxiangshuoyaotaogeshuofa,xianzaizhenchachuwentilefanercaocaoshouchang?

zhibojiandedanmuyezhakaile:

【bushi,chachuwentilezenmejiuzoule?】

【zheiyetaiqiguaileba,gangcaibushihaishuoyishengtaiduchama】

【ganjuebuduijing...】

wokuaisudakailingyigeyemian,shuru“nuanxinmeimei”deid。guoran,zheigezhanghaojinqideshipinli,bushaodoushi“daibinghaizikanbingbeiyishengdiaonan”dejuqing。meiyicidoushinaodefeifeiyangyang,zuihoubulelezhi。

yuanlairuci。tagenbenbushilaikanbingde,nanhaizhishitazhibozaoredudedaoju。yidanfaxianshiqingchaochuzhangkong,likejiuyaochoushenertui。

zheigefaxianrangwoxinliyizhenfaleng。shangyishi,wojiushibeizheizhongjupiandetuantuanzhuan。zheiyici,wojuebuhuirangtazheimeqingyiditaotuo。

“dengdeng,”wohanzhuta,“zheifenjianchajieguo,wobixuyaoshangbao。”

tadejiaobumengdidunzhule。

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“shangbao?”tamengdizhuanshen,lianseyizhenqingyizhenbai,“shangbaoshenme?womenzheijiuqubiedeyiyuan!”

“ninwuhuile,”womantiaosilidishuo,“zheixiezhibiaoxianshihaizideqingkuangkenenghenyanzhong,anzhaoguiding,wobixuyaoshangbaoyiyuan。bijing...yaoshichuleshenmewenti,zerenkejiudale。”

tadetongkongmengdishousuoleyixia,lianshangdeshenqingzaiyishunjianyouxieniuqu。danhenkuai,tajiuputongyishengguizailedishang。

“yisheng,qiuqiunijiujiuwoerzi!”tadeyanleixiangduanlexiandezhuziyiyangluoxialai,“womenjiazhendemeiqianzuoshoushua!”

wokanzhetazheichujingzhandebiaoyan。yucitongshi,wozhuyidaoleshangyishimeifaxiandexijie——nanhaikanxiangtadeyanshenli,chulekongjuhaiyouyisishuobuqingdaobumingdeyane。erta,jibianshizaikudeshangqibujiexiaqideshihou,shoulideshoujijingtouyiranwenwendiduizhunleziji。

zhibojiandedanmushunjianbeitadeyanleidadong:

【taikelianle,danqinmamaburongyia】

【yishengnijiubangbangrenjiaba】

【看着好心疼】

“zhangnvshi,qingxianqilai。”wodijitayizhangzhijin,“yiyuanyoujiuzhujijin,ninkeyishenqing。”

tataiqitou,yanjinglishanguoyisichayi。zheixianranchuhutadeyiliao。shangyishidewo,zaitaxiaguideneiyikejiushoumangjiaoluandichengnuohuixiangbanfabangta。

“zhendema?”taganjinpaqilai,molemoyanlei,“neixuyaoshenmeshouxu?”

“henjiandan,”wocongchoutilinachuyifenjiuzhushenqingbiao,“nintianyixiazheigebiaoge。lingwaixuyaohukoubenzhengmingguanxi,haiyouhaizizhiqiandebingliziliao。zheixiebuji,ninzhunbeihaolesuishisonglaijiuxing。”

tajieguobiaogedeshoumingxiandunleyixia:“a?haiyaozheixie?”

“dangran,”wokanzhetadebiaoqingbianhua,“kaolvdaohaiziqingkuangbutaileguan,ninzhijienahukoubenyexing。”

“buyongkanneixiele!”taturantigaoleshengyin,“womenzijihuaqian,buyaoshenmejiuzhujijin!”

zheigefanyingrangwogengjiaquedinglexinzhongdecaice。**zaiyibeishang,budongshengsedishuo:“ninqueding?shoushufeiyongkebudi。erqieninzhibolibushishuo,yinweiqiongbeihenduoyishengdiaonanma?”

“wo...wojieqianyeyaojihaizizhi!”tagengzhebozishuo,“nimenzheixieyishengjiuzhidaochazheichanei,chalaichaqudoushiweileqian!”

yankantayouyaokaishizhuanyihuati,woqingqingqiaoleqiaozhuozi:“zhangnvshi,ninzhibolishuoquguohenduoyiyuan,beihenduoyishengdiaonan。anlishuo,ninzaojiugaiduihaizidebingqingyousuolejie。keshigangcaijianchajieguoyichulai,ninfanerjizheyaozou?”

zhibojiandedanmukaishifanyong:

【duia,zheibuhelia,zhiyaohukoubendoubuxingma】

【yaozhenshiqiong,bushigengyinggaishenqingjiuzhujijinma】

【ganjuezhubozaiduozheshenme】

tadeliansebiandenankanqilai:“nishenmeyisi?wodaihaizikanbinghaixuyaoxiangnijiaodaima?”

“buxuyaoxiangwojiaodai,”wozhishizhetadeyanjing,“danninzongdexiangguanxinnindewangyoumenjieshiyixiaba?weishenmemeicizhibokanbingdoushikusubeiqifu,queconglaibujianninzhendejihaizizhibing?”

“ni...nixuekoupenren!”tadeshengyinkaishifadou,“womeitianqizaotanheizhibo,bujiushiweilejihaizizhibingma!”

wodakaidiannao,diaochutajinqidezhibojilu:“sangeyuenei,ninquguoliujiayiyuan,meicidoushiyiyangdejuqing。yishengtaiducha,kaitaiduojiancha,chenjiqiaozha。keshizhangnvshi,ruguohaizizhendebingle,ninweishenmebubazhongdianfangzaizhiliaoshang,fanerrezhongyuzhiboyishengde‘exing’?”

tadelianseyoubaizhuanqing,wozheshoujideshouzaiweiweifadou。zhibojiandedanmuyijingwanquanbianlefengxiang:

【haoxiangzhende,meicidoushimayisheng,conglaimeikandaozhibing】

【gaibuhuishizaipengciba?】

【zongganjuezheizhubobutaiduijing】

jiuzaizheishi,shizhongchenmodenanhaiturankaikou:“mama,womenbunengzaizheiyangpianrenle...”

zheijuhua,rangzhenggezhenshixianrulesiyibandejijing。