第1章

wozhongshengle,zhongshengzailiusuineinian。

faxianzhongshengdediyishijianwojiuzhikailebaomu,nieshouniejiaodidakaiwoshimen。

果然!

zhijianwogufuchishenyazheyigenvren,neishouwanshangdefeicuiheranzhaoshizhetadeshenfen——wodemama!

guaibudeqianshizhuanmenweiwoguleyigebaomu,24xiaoshibujianduandigenzhewo,zhaoguwodeyishizhuxing。

houlaigengshibawosongdaoxiangxia,meimingqiyuetiyanshenghuo。

banianhouzaicijiandaomama,wochuanzhebinghaofuwuyanzhepuxiangta,quebeiyibahuikai。

yinweitalianshangdexianqihediulian,woshenzhihuaiyiwobushimamadehaizi。

zhidaowosihoucaizhixiao——

tashipawozhuangpotamendejianqing,tongyanwujididaochushuocaixiangjinbanfabawozhikai!

renyankeweideziwei,nimenbuchangchangzenmexing?

chuangshangshinannvjiaodiedeshenying,kanzhejiaoxiadexiangjiaodaizi,worenzheexinzhuazaishouli,huanhuqueyuedipaodaoxiaoquyulesheshichu。

“kuaikan!wozhaodaoleyigexinqiqiu!”

yiduixiaohaiweishanglewo,qizuibashediwen:

“nipianren!zheibushiqiqiu!womamashuozheishixiaohaigepitao!kuaibatadiudiao!”

“yi,zheilimianzenmehaiyouneimeduodebiti?”

fujindedarenyecouleguolai,kandaowoshouzhongdedongxihoufenfenbianlelianse:

“qianqiannizheishicongnalinade?buyaozailajitongliluanfan!”

“qianqiankuaidiudiao!shenmequederena,zuowanleyebuzhidaoshoushihao。”

woguaiguaizhaozuo,shouzhizaiyifushangcenglehaojixiacaiaonaodiyangsheng:

“mamahegufubeizhewozaifangjianliwanzheigeqiqiu,rangwozoukai,wojiutoutoujianleyige,juranhaishihuaide!”