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xuanzelianyinduixiangshi，wokandaoledanmu：
“baobaoqianwanbuyaoxuanliangmu，tajiushigemabaonan，jiehunzhihourangnibeishoupopocuomo！”
“xuanqidongyang，suishuoxianzaizhishisishengzibushouzhongshi，keyihouhuifeihuangtengda，chengweiqijiazhangquanzhe！”
shangbeiziwojiushitingxindanmudehua，xuanleqidongyang，jieguohunhoubeitajiabao，yilianliuchansanci。
zuihouyiciwobukanrenshoutaohuijia，quekanjiandaitiwojiajiliangmudesishengnvshengshenmingzhu，wanzhefuqindegebozhizewo：
“jiejiezenmezongshirejiefushengqi？niyetaibudongshile！”
fuqinyemanlianbuyue：“jiehunlehaizongshihuiniangjia，batasonghuiqu！”
wobeisonghuiqijia，huohuobeidasi！
zhongshenghou，wozaicikanjianneixiejiadanmu，zheici，wobuhuizuoyidaibile！
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shenmingzhuwanzhewodegebo，guzuojiaochen：“jiejienixiangxuanshei？wojuedeqidongyangjiubucuo！”
woyouxiehuanghu，lengshendegongfu，caifanyingguolai，wozhongshengle。
niutoukanzhemianqiandeshenmingzhu，woxinliyizhenhanliang。
tashiwobadesishengnv，tamamasilezhihou，wobajiubatadaihuilai，shuoshijiwozuogeban。
shangbeizitajiajiliangmu，jinyiyushi。
kewoni，huohuobeidasi。
yanxiatingjiantazheimeshuo，woqiajinleshouxin。
“liangmugenwoqingmeizhuma，mamazaideshihoujiushuoguo，xiangrangliangjiagenwolianyin。”
shenmingzhuzaiyipangdao：“keshiliangmushigemeiyouzhuxingude！wodoubangnidatingle，tamamazhangkongyuqiang，nizhiqianbushishuoguo，liangtaitaiduinihenshiyanli？gujijiushihaipaniqiangzoutaerzi！”
“shia，mingyue，niyaoshijiaguoqu，wanyitajiniqishou，zenmeban？”
babayezaiyipangquanwo，liangrenyanshenduanzanjiaojie，suijishuli。
面前的弹幕炸开了。
“suoweibutinglaorenyanchikuizaiyanqian！baobaoqianwanyaotinghua，buranjiucanle！”
“kuaidianzuojuedingba，liangmuyijingzailaidelushangle！haibatamamayedaishangle！”
“qidongyangjiuzaimenwai，nixianzaidashengshuochutademingzi，talianmingdoujini！”
我却觉得不妙。
shangbeiziqidongyanggenliangmutongshijinlai，woxuanleqidongyang，liangmulianseshifennankan，liangtaitaiyeyincihuomaosanzhang。
houlaishenmingzhujiajiliangmu，liangjiacaizhongxiujiuhao，danshiliangtaitaiduishenmingzhuyeduoyouweici。
woshenxiyikouqi，“ba，ruguowoxuanleqidongyang，xianjieduantaduijialimeiyouyidianbangzhu，womenhaiyaohuaqianfuchita，fengxianhuibuhuitaida？”
wobakanlewoyiyan，muguangfuza，“zenmehui？shenjiaziyuanbudong，niyongnimamaneibiandejiushi。”
“zheiyang，womenjiazhaoyangnenggoubaoliushili。”
wokanzhebaba，tadeyanlimanshijingguang。
shangbeiziwozenmejiumeikanchulai，taduiwoquandoushisuanji。
现在提前暴露出来。
cishidewojinjinzhouzhemeitou，danmuyekaishishuaping。
“baobao，jiarenjiushidiercitoutai，babahemeimeibuhuihainide！”
“kuideqidongyangjintianhaidailaizijiquanbushenjia，henyouchengyile！”
wobujinlengxiao，yigesishengzi，nengyoujifenjiachan？
zheishimenlingxiangle，renlaile。
liangmuheqidongyangtongshijinlai，liangtaitailianshangdaizhebunuziwei。
wokanzhetamen，xinlimomodadingzhuyi。
“woxuanzeliangmu，yesuanshiquanlewomamadexinyuan！”
dangzheliangtaitaidemian，wozuochuxuanze。
shenmingzhudunshiyongli，geboshangchuanlaiyizhenjianruidetengtong，womengdishuaikaita，kanzhegeboshangdezhijiayin，manlianbuyue，“mingzhunigaoshenme！”
“弄疼我了！”
shenmingzhuxuanranyuqi，“jiejiewobushiguyide，zhishinimingmingshuoguo，duiqidongyangyouyi，haisongletadingqingxinwu，zenmejiuchuerfanerle？”
“nihushuoshenme！woshenmeshihousongguo？”
yizhuantou，wojiukanjianqidongyangshouzhishangdejiezhi，dangjimudengkoudai！
neishi，wozijishejideqinglvjiezhi，wangongzhihoujiudiule，meixiangdaojuranzaitashoushang！
wobujinkanzheshenmingzhu，zheimeijiezhizuohaozhihou，chuletameirennengjinwofangjian，kanlaiwodehaomeimei，zaojiusuanjishangwole！