第1章 新婚之夜,王妃暴毙!

zhongqiuyueyuanye,ningwangdahun,fudizhangdengjiecai,gewushengping,haoburenao。

“dian,dianxia,wangfei,wangfeihongle……”xiaosiliansecanbaidecongwaichonglejinlai,guizaidishanghuangluandao。

binkejinghuangsiqi,suoyourendemuguangdouningjuzaidatangzhishangneimochihongsedeshenyingshang。

nanrenyixilingluohongduan,shenxiujinsimangwenyilizaizhongrenzhiqian,xiazhangshensuidefengmouweihe,binglengzhiwen:“nisuoyankeshushi?”

“yi,yiqingyiguanyanshi……wang,wangfeiyiqijueshenwang。”xiaosigubudecashilianshangdeshuizhu,hedejiejiebaba。

死了?

xiaofengzhishipiankejinge,zhuanyanbianjieshoulezheigeshishi,talengxiaoyisheng,peilanruozheiyangshouduanedudenvren,danyangbeitashidu,zaizhongmukuikuizhixiaqiqiaoliuxuebaobierwangdechangmian,haililizaimu。

rujinsharendepeilanruoyesile,haizhenshitiandaobaoying,yinguoxunhuan!

倒是便宜她了!

shenhouyilunshengsiqi,talengshiyiyanshenhouzhongren,suiweiyanyu,ketabangbobirendeqichangquerangrenbuhanerli,binkedangjilinghuiqizhongyisi,huangkongliqu。

“轰隆隆!”

wuwai,pangtuodayuqingpenerzhi,zheneryulongdeleishengrangrentingdexinjingbuyi。

guanguoyibeitaijinxitang,duomudehongjinduanzibeirenchexiahuanzuobailing。

“taichuqu!biewulebenwangdewu!”

xiaofengkanzhezheguanguo,momingyouxieyaoyaqiechi,zheigenvrendangchuweilejiajitabuzeshouduan,rujinhaoburongyi“dechangsuoyuan”,taquexianyibuliqishenwang,yebuzhitajiuquanzhixiazuoheganxiang?

“dianxia,bijingshishengshangcihun,wangfeiyoushixiangfuqianjinzhiqu,jinrizhishihaiwangdianxiaxianxingzhenzhuo,zaizuochuzhi……”yuanguanjiadanzhanxinjingdexiaoshengtiyi。

xiaofenglengxiaoyisheng,yiziyidundao:“neibiancongnalai,songhuinaqu!”

xiaosimendaqidoubuganchuanyisheng,taizheguanguoyouchongjinledayuzhong,qizhongyigexiaosijiaoyidahua,guanguozhijieshuailuozailedishang。

“咳,咳咳……”

guanguozhongchuanchuyishengkesou,jiezhebianshiqiaodaqiujiusheng。

zheiyishengkesou,taiguandexiaosimenhedediezuoledishang,hededahan:“zhashile!”

yizhenjingleixiangqi,tiandijianbaidefaguang。

zhijianyishenhongzhuangdeyaomeinvzicongguanguozhongpaleqilai。

“啊——”

“诈尸了!”

shunjian,zhenggewangfubinghuangmaluan。

peilanruoditoukanzheshenxiadeguanguo,dunshibeihouxianqileyizhenhanyi。

棺材?

jinrimingmingshitadahunzhiri,buguoheleyiwandengmamasongdetang,zenmejiu……

“裴!兰!若!”

xiaofengbinglengdemouzili,neihaobuyanshidezengefenhen。

beihouneibengaiyanlidedahongsedexitangrujinquebianchenglebaimangmangdeyipian。

weiduneiduihaiweilaidejichexiadelongfengzhutaixiandegewaideciyan。

dianguanghuoshijian,tabianqingchulezhengjianshiqingdelailongqumai,hahaha,zijixinxinniannianxiangjiaderen,quezaidahunzhiribatazhuangjinguancailihuomai!

peilanruozhijuedeyizhongsixinliefeidetongmanyanzhiquanshenmeiyicun,danaoyourubeileijiguoyibanwengwengzuoxiang!

hengzhigege,nihaohendexina!

jiezheyizhiyoulidedashouyibataiqitadexiae,jinzuanzheneidaoxianxidebojingjiangtashengshengcongguancaililinqi!

xiaofengneiyinzhidemouguanglifanqileshayi,neiyanshenxiangshihenbudebatajilingchileyiban!

“jiezheyouyunbihunhaibugou,youzaixinhunzhiyezhuangsi,haidewangfushangxiayanmianjinshi,nijiujingxiangcongbenwangzheilidedaoshenme?bieyiwei,niyoupeixiangzheigehaodie,benwangjiubuganshaleni!”

装死?

hahaha,shidaojinrihaijiaxingxingdeshuozijizhuangsi。

shia,tazuiguanshizairenqianweichineifendaomaoanrandeyangzi,dangchuzijibujiushiyanxiazaizailezheifurenmogouyangdepinangshangma?

bojingzhichudejutongbujixintong!

yanqianrenbianshitachilianleqinian,buxifuchurenhedaijiadouyaojiadehengzhigege!

tatangtangxiangfudichuqianjinzhiqu,weiletadehengzhigegebuxiwunidiedie,zaishufangmenwaizhengzhengguileshiri,caihuandepeixiangchumianqinzijingongyiciguangaolaohaixiangzuoweichouma,caiqingbixiacixialezheidaohunyue!

jibianpeilanruoqingjinlezijidequanbu,keyounengruhe?

tadehengzhigegeshineimedeyaneta,shenzhiliantafuzhongdetaierdoubuyuanliuxia!

neizhishiyigeweichushidehaizia!

“haixiangfudinvni!yehaoyisihouzhelianpijiaguolai,woyaoshitayitouzhuangsisuanle!ruobushitajidianxiaxialeyao,dianxiahuikandeshangtazheiyangedudenvren?”

“xiayaogouyindianxiahuaileshenyunlaibihunsuandeleshenme,danyangjunzhubuyeshibeitahaiside,renjiabuhaishidayaodabaidijinlewomenwangfudemen,sheirangrenjiashipeixiangdinvni!”

“pei,chirenshuomeng,jiusuanshidanyangjunzhusileyounengzenyang!dianxiayejuebuhuixihuanshangtazheiyangxiazuoyouyindudenvren!”

zizijujuhuidangzaitadeerpan。

dahundangri,jiulianningwangfudexiarenmendouganhaobubihuidixiuruta。

peilanruoshenzhitianzhendeyiwei,zhiyaotachongerbuwen,zuohaotade“ningwangfei”,chizaoyoutiannenggandongtadehengzhigege,zhiyaonenghuanqutadehuanxin,napashiwanyidian,yewufang。

quebucengxiang,tafuchulezijineiyikechiredexin,erneigenanrenquejiangtadezhenxincaizaijiaoxiasiyijianta!

gengyaoxuanzaixinhunzhiyehuomaileta!

zhuixinzhitongrangtashengburusi!

peilanruojuewangqiewulideningshizhexiaofengdeneishuangmirendemouzi,gouchunluchuyimokusedexiao。

neishuangmirendefengmouzhenhaokan,tademouguangshensuixiangshizhuangzhexingchendahai,kequebucengyoutabanfendeyingzi。

diediekukoupoxindequangaohaililizaimu,zhiguaineishidetabeisuoweideaiyichonghunletou。

buxilvcidingzhuangdiedie,haichengtadehengzhigegeshizheitiandixiazuihaodenanren。

kexishishiqueshiyuyuanwei,peilanruolvlvcanzaodalian。

zhidaozheiyici,tacaifanranxingwu。

强扭的瓜,不甜。

fanshiyibushinulijiuhuidedaohaodejieguo。

xiaofengjingjueshouxiareneryiyang,tajianmeijincu,shenqingturanyizheng,xiayishidisongkaileshou。

“砰!”

yishengjuxiang,peilanruoyoubeiwuqingdidiuzaileguanguozhizhong。

tahuanguoshenlai,zheicaideyichangtonghuxi,youlianlianmengkelejisheng:“ke,keke……”

“dengmamakeshihengzhigegepaiqude?”peilanruolengxiaozhezhiwendao。

“有何不妥?”

xiaofengjianmeiqingtiao,jugaolinxiadifushizhepeilanruo,qingpiaopiaodesigeziwanrulijianhenhendezhazailetadexinshang,yidaobiyidaofengli。

peilanruoyangshizhexiaofenglenglengyixiao,yaoyaqiechideyiziyijudao:“shia,youhebuke。”

他要她死!

napadengmamashishou,napatacongguancailipalechulai,xiaofengdoupobujidaiyaoqiasita!

dayuqingpen,lianshangzaoyishitou,fenbuqingshiyushuihaishileishui,zichaodexiaodao:“hengzhigegedangzhenjiuneimexiangrangwosime?wocengyiqiangzhenxinyangmuyunia……”

xiaofengjiantazheibanmoyang,zhijuedexiongqiangjizanzheyituanyunuwuchufaxie,zheigenvrenjiujinghaiyaozenyang?

shiyizhici,youhebizaizheixingxingzuotai?

“zhenxin?nisuoweidezhenxinzhihuirangbenwangjuedezuoou!peilanruo!yiqiedoushinijiuyouziqu!”

“benwangjibianshikangzhibuzunyeyaoxiufei,jiangnixiatang!”