shangbeizi,wobeizhangfujiabao,duocibaojingyaolihunwuguo,fanerhuanlaizhangfubianbenjiali。
wozangouqiandainvertaolimoku,kaiqixinshenghuo。
ernverquebuguwodequanzu,toutoujizhangfugaomi,rangzhangfuduozouwodeqiancai。
tayanzhengzhengkanzhewobeizhangfuhuohuodasi,zuzhiwobaojing。
「bababujiushidanijixiama?ma,nizhenjiaoqing!feidenaodaozheigedibu?jiubunenggenbahaohaoguorizima?!」
zhonglaiyishi,wolengyanpangguanzhongnanqingnvdezhafuyijiaduinverrumaouda。
zheiciwodaoyaokankan,nverhuibuhui「jiaoqing」……
正文
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zaicixinglai,wotangzaibingchuangshang。
nverzhanzaiyibian,liansebuhaokan,「ma!nihaoduanduandibaoshenmejing?xianzaihaidebabeiguanjinlejuliusuoli?!」
「tagongzuoyijingzheimeleile,bujiudanijixiama?nidaodizainaoshenme?!」nverduiwozhishouhuajiao。
wotouhunnaozhang,kandaozheishuxidechangjinghailengleyixia。
shangbeizi,wobeizhangfujiabao,duocibaojingxiangyaolihun,kenverquesihuobuyuanyi,shuoxiangyaoyigewanzhengdejia。
zhangfuweixiewoyaoshiganlihun,takendinghuizhengduonverfuyangquan,rangwomenmunvlianghaokan!
weilenverzhexiang,wozhinengcongzhangjiyi。
wohaoburongyitoutoudalinggongcunxiayibiqian,xiangdaizhenvertaolimoku,meixiangdaonverjingranbuguwodequanzu,sixiajizhangfudadianhua,gaosuwodezhuzhi。
houlai,nverduozouwodebaojingdianhua,lengyankanzhezhangfujiangwojiabaozhisi。
zaiwodezanglishang,tajiaxingxingdidiaolejidieyuyanlei,zhuantoujizhangfuqianxialeliangjiexieyishu。
「babayebushiguyide,yaobushitalaoshixiangyaotaopao,babanalihuizheimedata?zheiyiqieyeshitazizuozishou!」
wofennuzhiji,meixiangdaowopinmingbaohudejingranshigebaiyanlang!
zaikanzheyanqiannverduiwodebutingbaoyuan,woqidezhijieyibazhangshanleguoqu!
「linmumu!nizhibuzhidaonibachadianjiubawodasile?wokeshiniqinma,nidaodizhanzainayibiande?!」
woxianzaihaizaiyiyuantangzheni,qinshengnverquezhixiangzheweishibaozhekaituo。
lianxiangdaoshangyibeizidezhongzhong,wodexinyebiandewubihanleng。
nverwuzhulian,jianjiaoleyisheng,「ma!nizenmenengdawo?!」
tadengdayanmou,fennukaikou,「guaibudebayaodani!nijianzhijiushigepofu,yidiandoubibushanghuayi!」
womouzhonghuaguozhenjingzhise,「huayi?nirenshita?」
woshangbeizijiuzhidaozhangfubeipanlewohenvtongshizaiyiqideshi,yaobushikuyumeiyouzhengju,youshoudaozhangfudeweixiehenverdebipo,wozaojiuhetalihunle。
meixiangdao,nverjingranrenshineigexiaosan?haiqinmidijiaotahuayi?
tajingranzaojiuzhidaozhangfubeipanlewodeshi!haizuzhiwohezhangfulihun?!
wodexinchedihanlexiaqu。
nveryanshenxinxu,「ma,nibieduoxiang,bajiushizaiwaimianwanwan,zuihouyidinghuihuiguijiatingde……」
「bagongzuozheimexinku,nizaijiajiushigehuanglianpo,babaduinidoumeixingqu,zheicaichuquwaimianjiaopengyoude,ma,nikebieluanchicu!」
shuodaozheili,nverfangfoyoulizhiqizhuangqilai。
「kuangqie,nidouyijingyitongbaojingdianhuabababasongjinjuliusuole!naochengzheiyanghaibugouma?」
nvercongbaobaolimiantaochulaiyifenliangjiexieyishu,「nuo,woyijingjinizhunbeihaozheigele,niqianxiamingzijiuhao,babujiushibuxiaoxinpengniyixiama?ma,nijiubiejijiaole。」
woyanshenbingleng,「buxiaoxin?yaobushilinjubangzhu,woshuobudingjiusile,jirannibazheimebuxiaoxin,jiurangtazaijuliusuoduodaijitianhaohaofanshengfanshengba!」
hualuo,woanxialexiangling,shuowoyaoxiuxi,zhijieranghushijinlaijiangnver「qing」chuqu。
nverqideduojiao,「ma!nizhenshimingwanbuling!jiaoqingdeyaosi!ninaodaozheigedibu,bayaoshigennilihunle,nishangnalizhaozheimeyouqianyouhaodenanren?!」
wolandelihuizheigewoshangbeizizuitengaidenver,bimuyangshen。
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woxianzaizuizhongyaodeshiliqingsilu,zheibeizijueduibunengbeirenzaiqianzhebizizou。
觉得我矫情是吗?
neijiurangnverhaohaoxiangshoulinjiadezhongnanqingnv,kankanyaomeiyouwodepiantan,tahainengbunenganxindangtadelinda**?
yixiawudeshijian,wolikebanlilezhuanyuanshouxu。
nverdedianhuadabaolewodeshouji,wozhijielaheileta。
suiranlinjiayouqian,danlinjiarenchuchutifangzhewo,wohaoburongyicaitoutoudalinggongcunxiadianqiantaolijiabaonan,zheibeizi,wokebuyaozaidaishangyigetuohoutuidezhuduiyoule。
wozhongxinbubanleyizhangshenfenzheng,younonglezhangxindeyinxingka。
nveryingdebuxingxianglairuande,qiuwoqianliangjiexieyishu,queconghushikouzhongdezhiwoyijingbanliletuiyuan,baotiaorulei。
wozulegexiaofangzi,bingmeiyoushengzhangzhuzhi。
woyongshoutoushangdejiwankuaiqianyibiantouzigupiao,jinxinglicaitouzi,yibianyouzaishanghaohouqudalinggongzhuanqian,zheiyangbuduandiqianshengqian。
zaijiajilinhuizhiqian,wojiushigezhimingtouziren,houlaihuaishangnveryunfanyanzhong,zhangfuhongpianwocizhi,shuotahuiyangwo。
woshiguer,kewangaihelijie,yushijiuzheiyangtingxinletadetianyanmiyucizhidangqilejiatingzhufu。
linhuinazhewoyiqiandeshenjiapingbuqingyun,chuangyechenggong,youcongxiangxiajielaitadefumu,lizhiqizhuangyaowosihoutadefumu。
gonggongdananzizhuyi,popokebosuanji。
tamenlvcidiaonanrumawo,woranglinhuiguanyiguan,linhuiquechaowodongshoujiabao。
「rangnizuolinjiataitaisuanbucuole!wobamashengwoyangwoburongyi,nizhengtianchaochaozuoshenme?jiubunengshunzhediantamen!」
yikaishi,zhangfujiabaowanhouhaizhaojiekouweizijikaituo。
kehoulai,tayuefasiwujidan,shenzhiwohaoduanduandixigeyifusaogedi,tadounengzhuaizhewodetoufa,bawotuojinshufangjiabao。
公公置之不理。
popohaishuohao,「yaowoshuonvrenjiugaishoushiyidun!fouzetadoubuzhidaotiangaodihoule!」
woxianglihun,nverbaozhewodedatuishuo「xiangyaoyigewanzhengdejia」,zhangfuweixiewo「yaoshiganli,nverguiwo」,takanxiangnvermanshixionghennveshademuguang。
wohaipazheiweiyidenverchushi,zhinenggourenrufuzhong,xuxutuzhi。
nazhidaohuizaoyudaonverdebeici?!
yuanlaicongshizhizhong,nverjiumeiyoukaolvguowodeganshou,zhijidetaba!
duoshaociduda,wodouhuzainverdeshenshang。
taquezhiyuanhenworenulezhangfu,lianleitashouzui。
wozuiaidedushengnv,chengweilecixiangwozuifenglidejiandao!
zheiyishi,wozhixiwangzheiliangrenlaolaosuosi。
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lijiachuzoudedisangeyue,wozhongyuzhuandaolechulaihoudediyitongjin。
liuweishudecunkuanrangwodiqibianzulebushao。
wojianglinjiarendehaomacongheimingdanlalachulai。
meiyihuier,nverjiudadianhuaguolaile。
「ma!nizainali?kuaihuijiajiujiuwoba!」nverzaidianhuaneitoudashengkuqikaikou。
woweiweitiaomei,「xuyaowobaojingma?」
nverdehuayuyidun,「buyong……ma,nikuaihuilaibangbangwoba!」
tazaidianhuaneitou,xiaoshengchouqiqilai,「nibuzaijia,yeyehenainaidouzaiweinanwo,bujinyaowomeitianzuofanxiyifu,burangayibangwo,haibujiwochuqu!」
「babahenainaixianzaimeitiandoudongshoudawo,ma!nikuaidianhuijiaya,yaoburanwojiubeitamendasile!」
ruguoshishangbeizidewo,zaojiuchonghuiqujinverzuozhu,huzainvershenqianle。
kexianzaidouwozhishixiaolexiao。
「haola,mumuya,nizheishizuoshenme?nibabameitiandouzaiwaimianneimelei,danijixiazenmele?nizenmezheimejiaoqing!」
「nibababujiubukaixinpengnijixiama?kendingshiniretashengqile,haiyouninainai,yaoshiwuyuanwuguzenmehuidanini?nifeidenaodaozheigedibuma?」
wobadangchunverjiwodehua,yiyihailehuiqu。
nverrugengzaihou,yuqifanu,「ma!wokeshiniweiyidenver!nizenmezheiyang?niyiqianbushizheiyangduiwode!」
wojixuxiaozhekaikou,「mazheibushixiangmingbailema?haonver,nijiranjuedenibadarenbuyaojin,neinijiuhaohaoshouzheya。」
「bijing……mamayiqianyeshizheimeguolaide,nibuyeshizheimequanma?」
nvertingdaowozheixiehua,yuqibagaoleqilai,「nihewozenmenengyiyang!!」
guoran,shijieshangmeiyouzhenzhengdegantongshenshou,zheixietengtongluodaonverdeshenshang,tajiubuleyile?
woyanmouweiweimiqilai,xianzaitasuoshou,buguowowushugeriyerizisuoshoudeqianfenzhiyi,zheijiushoubulele?jiexialai,haiyoudetashouni……
「mumu,nizheiyangshuo,kezhenshishangmadexinle……」wojiazhuangbeishangdidao。
nverfanyingguolai,yezizhishiyan,limabudao,「ma,wobushineigeyisi……」
「wojiushitaixiangnile,nixianzaijiujingzainali?woguoquzhaoni,nibuzhidaonibuzaijia,woyouduonanguo,ma,wozhendebunengmeiyouni。」
woziranbuhuibazhuzhijita,「haonver,mazaiwaimianhaohaodaizheni,yexianghenibafenkaihaohaolengjing,nijiuanxinzaijialimiandaizheba,dengmaxiangqingchule,huihuiqude。」
女儿哪里是想我?
fenmingshilinjiameiyouwogongzhangfuhepopofaxiele,tamenzhuanerjiangzhemofangzailenvershenshang。
nverzhishixiangyaowohuiqu,dingtitasuoshoudezhemoeryi。
「ma,wozaijialimianyikedoudaibuxiaqule,niguolaijiewohaobuhao?」nvertuierqiuqici。
woxiaolexiao,「woxianzaiyoudianmang,yaoburanwozaiwaimianjinizugexiaofangzizhuhaobuhao?jiushizheiyangdehua,nibahenaineibiankendinghuiduanlenideshenghuofei,yihounibuhuizheimefuyule。」
tingdaozhei,nverbumanyile,「ma!wojiuxiangjianniyimian,nidaodichubuchulai?!wokeshiniweiyidenver,ninandaobuguanxinwolema?!」
wodeyanmoushanzhelengyi,baolegedizhi。
nverzheicaiguaduanledianhua。
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次日上午。
kafeitingnei,wotouguowangyuanjing,gezhebolikandaolebuyuanchubojingchuguazheqingzishanghen,zuijiaoqingzhongdenver。
yijishouzaiwaimiandezhangfuhepopojiren。
erbiandianhuachuanlainverdeshengyin,「ma,nidaodishenmeshihoudaoya?wodoudengniduojiule?」
woyanshenbingleng,「mumuya,niquedingmeirangnibabahenainaizhidaozheijianshima?mayaoshibeitamenzhuadao,neikejiushouzuile。」
nverjuezui,「ma!nihaixiangxinbulewoma?wokendingbuhuigaosubabahenainaide。」
hualuo,nverquechaozhechuangwaidezhangfushilegeyanshen。
wojiuzhidaozheigebaiyanlangbushidanchunxiangwo。
woguaduandianhua,jiaoshenhoudenvrenzhunbei。
nvrenhewoshenxingxiangfang,quanshenshangxiaguodeyanyanshishide,bukanlianhewoyoubafenxiangsi。
guoran,tayijinkafeiting,jiubeipopohezhangfudingshangle。
「ma!」nverchaotajiaoleyisheng,nvrenzhuanshenzoulai。
jiuzaizheishi,zhangfuhepopobuyoufenshuoshangqiananzhulenvren,dongshoudaren。
「nizheigejian……」popodebazhanghaimeiyouluoxia,nvrendemaozidiaoluo,luchuyizhanggenbenbushiwodelian。
「nimenganshenme?!」nvrendangjizuozaidishang。
「lairenya!zheilidarenle!tamenxiangyaosharenla!kuailaijiujiuwo!」
popohezhangfuhuangleshen,「bu!bushizheiyangde!womenyaodadebushita……」
kafeitingkeshigongkaichanghe,jiankongqingchupaixialiangrenyijuyidong,kafeitingdianzhangkuaisubaojing。
nvrenkeshiwogulaidezhuanye「pengci」,daolejingjuhoulikechanshangliangren,zuihouzhangfuhepopobudebuhuaqianhejie,peilenvrenshiwankuaiqian。
tamenjiangyiqieguaizuizaininverdeshenshang,youchaotabaodaleyidun。
「nizheigexiao**!bushinishuoshenqinghuilaidema?jieguoni!haidewomennaolezheimedagexiaohua!」poponingzhenverdeshoubei。
zhangfuchuailetayijiao,「meiyongdedongxi!liannimaneige**dexingzongdoudatanbudao!」
wozaojiupairenzainverdeshoujilimiantoutouanzhuangleqietingruanjian。
xianzaikanzhenverdezizuozishou,wojianzhibuyaotaikaixin。
nverbeidayidunhou,likedalailedianhuazhiwenwo。
wojiazhuangjingyadikaikou,「jintianwoyoudianshi,jiumeiyouguoqu,zenmele?mumu,bujiushiyidianxiaoshima?dabulexiacizaiyuebujiuxingle。」
nveryoukunanyan,jianzhikuaiyaoqifengle,kaishibutingdizhoumawo。
wojiazhuangshangxin,「mumu,nikanqilaiqingxubuwending,neimajiuxianguale,youshizaizhaoni。」
这点就受不住了?
shangbeizihaiwode,woyigedoubuhuifangguo。
wozhuandaodiyitongjinhou,likejiangzhuanxinzuotouzi,shenzhikaitonglegerenlicaizhanghaozuolebozhu,jiaorenzhuanqian,yinweilvciyugugupiaodiezhangchenggong,wohenkuaijileiqiyipifensi。
shiyezhengzhengrishang,wodianjizhezhangfu。
zaitagenxiaosanhuxuemeiguihundeshihou,wolikejiaolaileyipirenzaixiaosanbieshumenkouzhangdengjiecai、qiaoluodagu。