“haoa，siyatou，laotouzihaimeiquzhaonidemafan，nijiuxianlaiqiangwodeshengyi。”wulaotouluqixiuzipaoguoqujiuyaohexuzhiyanganjia。
“laotou，shaoanwuzao，yibanianji，zenmemaomaozaozaode！”
wulaotouzuijiaoyichou，zheihuayinggaiwoduinishuoba！
“nixiangshuoshenme，nandaobushinilvciguolaipohuaiwodexiyanghonglianaima！”shuoqizheige，wulaotouqidegenglihai。
“siyatoupianzi，niyaoshibanicheshangdefeipinquanbusongjiwo，wodaoshikeyimianweiqinandibuzhuijiuni！”
yuguangkandaoxuzhiyansanluncheshangdefeipin，wulaotouyanjingyiliang，guoranshoufeipinzheigexingyejingzhengyeda！nianqingrenjingranyecanyujinlai。
“qie，nixiangpichi。erqie，woneishizaibangni。”shuozhe，xuzhiyandengzhesanlunchejiuyaolikai。
wulaotoushangqianjiangrenlazhu，shuoshenmeyeburangrenzou。
“nibangwo！laotouzijintianhenipinle！”shuozhetajiangxuzhiyanchelidefeipinyiluoluodiwangzijichelizhuang。
xuzhiyanxiachejingjingdikanzhetaban，xiaozhedao：“laotou，nihaibuxinwo，renjiazhangdeyouhaokan，tantubufan，zaikankanni，changmianshoufeipinlaolei，laotailongzhong，renjiafangzhetiaojianhaodebuzhao，zhaoniganma！”
zhengzaibanfeipindewulaotouwenyan，yebubanle，kanzhexuzhiyan，qihongleyanjing。
“a，siyatoupianzi，nitingtingnishuodezheishishenmehua，laotouziwoshoulebanbeizidefeipin，jiacaiwanguan，guangshiyunchengjiuyouhaojitaofang，renjiazenmejiuqiaobushangwole！wokannijiushijidu！”
zhibojiangezhonggeyangrenqingdedanmu。
yunchengsuiranchuyuxinan，danshifangjiakebudi，yitaofang，busuanshangzhuangxiu，yibaipingdefangzi，shaoshuoyeyaoyibaiwanzuoyou。
［aoaoao，yeye，nikangkangwo，woshinishisanduoniandeqinsunzi。］
［yeye，woshinidasunzi。qianbuqianwusuowei，zhuyaoshixiangheyeyefazhanjiazuqiye。］
［nimendouladaoba，zheisuanpandadewozaibeichengdoutingdeyiqingerchu，erqie，woyeyejiuzhiyouwozhidaosunnv。］
“laotou，guangshiwokandaodezheijitian，neirenjiumeishaohuanideqianba！”
“还不是因为你！”
“那之前呢？”
“neikending……”wulaotougangxiangfanbo，zixiyixiangquejuedenaerbuduijing，buguohaishiqiangyingdifanboxuzhiyandehua。
“woyouqian，woleyijirenhua，niyouyijiana！kuangqie，naeryoubuhuaqianjiunengzhuidaolaobandea！”
［zheihuadaoshimeicuo，suoyixuzhiyandaodizaigaoshenmegui。］
［wonvpengyouhewozaiyiqiqinian，jiushiyinweixianqiwoqionghewofenshou，haixiangkongshoutaobailang，beiwofaxiantadexiaoxinsi。／kuxiao。］
［shenmewanyier？henizaiyiqiqinian，xianqiniqiong？made，genniqinian，nihaiheyiqianyiyangdeqiong，haishuorenjiakongshoutaobailang，haojiahuo，shijiezaicishuaxinwoderenzhi。］
［wodetian，neigenvdetanshangniyeshidaomei，yaoshibuainisheinimahuaqinianshijianpeizainishenbian，zhuantoushuorenjiakongshoutaobailang，lianzhenda！］
［nvshengyoujigeqinian，haihaoyisizaizheiliwumierenjia。］
［zezeze，qinianshijiandoumeijirenjiayigejia，louzhuyezhenshigefeiwu，bu！feiwuzhongdejipin。］
loucengyuegaiyuegao，neirengujishichengshoubuzhuwangyoumendepaohong，huiliuliudishanchupinglun。
danshizheibingmeiyoushenmeyong，zhibojianneimeduoren，yourenzaoyijingjietufadaoweibo、douyinshangqule。
liandaizhe《wohewodezhiyedadang》youduoledianredu。
erxuzhiyantingdaolaotouzheifanhua，renbuzhufanlegebaiyan，youwendao：“neirenjinihuaguoduoshaoqian？”
wulaotoushenseweibian，haoxiangherenrenshiyilai，taqueshimeiyoushoudaoguoshenmedongxi，duishangxuzhiyankanxidemuguang，wulaotoushuoshenmeyebuyuanyirenshu，jueqiangdidao：
“sheishuomeiyousong，nizhidaoshenme。”
“ai，yourenleyidangyuandatouwohaishuoshenmeni！”xuzhiyanbuzaiyiyixiao，taqianjicikandaowulaotouhesongnainai，lianggerenbushigangcongshechipindianchulai，jiushijinqu。
baokuoshangcizaimifendian，neigesongnainaipangbianhaiduizheyiduizaishechipindianmaidedongxi，jiusuanshizuihoubeiqizou，yebuwangjibaneixiedongxidaizou。
zuizhongyaodeshi，tazhangdexiangqianshineigebeitongjidelaoren，zhuanmenpianlaotoudeqiancai。
“nikanzhetajueduibuhuiqingyiduinifangshou，jiusuanshizhidaoniyoulaobandeqingkuang。”
“nitingwode……”xuzhiyanxiaoshengzailaotouerbiandiyujiju，suihouchenzhelaotoumeiyoufanyingguolai，kuaisupaodaowulaotousanlunchejiashiwei。
“laotou，xiexienisongwozheimeduofeipina！nineiyiliangsanlunjiujiniqile！”huashuowan，xuzhiyanyijingkaizhesanluncheyangzhangerqu，liuxiawulaotouyigerenzaihoumianzhui。
“azheisiyatoupianzi，shuoshenmebangwo，laotouzikannijiushixiangpianwofeipin，nijiwozhanzhua！”yibalaogutou，zenmenengpaodeguocheni，suijiqihuhukaizhexuzhiyandesanlunchezhui。
pangbianzhibodesheyingshibeixuzhiyanzheibosaocaozuojingdaile，fanyingguolaihou，lianmangquchequzhui。
［laotouyushangxuzhiyanhaibuzhangjixing，hahahaha，xianzaihaole，bujinmeiqiangdaotadefeipin，haibazijijiandejidajinqule。］
［hahahaha，chiyiqianzhangyizhi，haishiwoyanjiegoua！］
［buguowodaoshihaoqi，yanjiedaodihelaotoushuoleshenme，neigelaonainainengyoushawenti，buhuizhendeshipianqiandeba！］
［loushangdehaishixueliqiana！zheiniantou，pianqiandekebushao，youqishipianlaotoudeqian。］
denglaotouhesheyingshizhuishanglaideshihou，xuzhiyanyijingjiangyichemanmandefeipinquanbumaijifeipinhuishouzhan，zhengxiaozhejieguolaobandiguolaideqian。
“laotou，chehainini，woqianzhuandechabuduo，gaihuiqule。”jiangcheyaochirengjilaotouhou，tadaizhemenghuajiuchaozhejujidifangqu。
zheishoufeipinkebushiyijianrongyidehuo，mangliuyishangwu，caizhuandaowubaikuaiqian。
jiashangtahemenghuadebaodi，jintianzhuanlebabaikuaiqian，jiashangzhiqiande，zuzuyouliangqianqizuoyou。
“啊啊啊！”
wulaotouqidechuixiongdunzu，naihelianggerenzoudekuai，tayouzhuibushang。
buguoxiangqixuzhiyanzhiqiandehua，wulaotoulianseyouxieguguai，tazaixiangzijidaodiyaobuyaoshiyishi。
lushang，xuzhiyangengexiaocaimiyiyangdizhengzaishuqian，jiukandaoduimianhaoduorenweizaiyiqi。
“zhiyanjie，haoxiangshilianmengjie。”
lianggerenjijinqu，jiukandaochuanzhewaimaiyuanfuzhuangdegulianmengshouzuwucuodizhanzaiyiliangchepangbian。