第一章

「dimeia,xiaoyuzhishihenannankaiwanxiao,nannanyezhenbuzacongming,bierenshuoshadouxin……」shuohuadeshixuru,wolaogonglailibumingdedasao。

shangyibeiziyeshizheiyang,mingmingshixurudeerzizhaoyuhengjiangnannantuixiahe,kezheimuziliangfeishuozhishikaiwanxiao。

haishuowodenannanbucongming……

wosisidingzhezhaoyuhengneizhanghelaogongxiangsidelian,henbudechouzijiyierguang。

shiwosha,zenmejiumeixiangdaoni?

xinchoujiuhen,jiashanghuailidongdesesefadoudehaizi,woqishenzanzulejing,jilexuruyigeerguang。

「pa!」qingcuidebazhangsheng,zhendewohukoufama。

woyibazhuaiguobuzhitiangaodihoudepihou,pengdeyijiaochuaijinleheli!

jiurangnishishi,shenqiuxiaheyouduohaowanba!

anbianderen,doukanjianleganggangshizhaoyuhengtuinannanxiaqu,jianwofananmeirenlanzhe,zhiyouxurufengleyibanzaineilijianjiao。

叫吧!才开始呢!

恶人先告状谁不会?

suiranexindehen,danshiwohaishitaochushoujijizhaoqingdadianhua:「laogong!kuaikuaikuai!laiyiyuan!nannanbeixiaoyutuijinhelile!」jiedaodianhuadezhaoqinghaimeigaoqingchuzhuangkuang,jiubeiwohehudediuxiagongzuogandaoleyiyuanli。

wokantayibianjiezhedianhua,yibianbuzhisuocuomanliannaohuopaojinyiyuan,kanlaineibianyetongzhitaleya。

shangbeizitakemeichuxian,xiangqilaidadianhuadeshihou,tabingmeiyoujie,dangshiwodeqianbaoyuezhiyouwukuaiqian,lianguahaofeidoubugou。

zhinengqiuwomazhuanle200kuaiqianguolai,neixiequrulilizaimu。

zaitazhiwenfananzhiqian,woguazhemanliandeyanlei,chongjintahuaili:「laogong,kuai,guahao,womeiqian,nannanhedaole,wokanzhuangkuangbudui。」zhaoqingliankaikoudejihuidoumei,jiubeiwozhishiquguahao,paidui。

nannanqingshengwenwo:「mama,nizahairangbabaguahaoa?」

我比了一个嘘……

laizhiqianwoyijingrangerkedeyishengkanguole,meiyoudashi,danshiyaoduoguancha。

haoxindehushidaiwoqujiujindebingfanglichonglereshuizao,haizaigengyishilizhaoleganjingdeyifujitahuanshang,yifupianda,wozhinengjinjindeguozheta。

burangtazhidaonannanyouduojingxian,zenmerangtaxinteng?

woteyibaqingkuangxingrongdehenjinji,kuadaleshijizhengzhuang,jizhendeyishengshuo:「yaozhuyia,qiangleshuiyoushoulejinghe,henkenenghuifare,yidanchaoguo39dujiuyaodanxinjingjue。」yinweinannanyouguogaoshaojingjue,woyouxinbazheijianshitile,yishengziranhuizhongdianshuo。

「yidanchouchu,chiyaojiangbuxialaiwendu,jiuyaoganjinsonglai。」wohezhaoqingziranlianliandiantou。

nannanhencongming,yizhishenzheshouyaozhaoqingbao,zuilihainianzhe:「baba,shuihaoleng,wohaopa。」wozaitakanbujiandedifang,jinannandianlegezan。

nannanjiaoxiadechaowojiyanjing。

yixiangdaozheimekeaidenver,beineigejiannvrendiujinshuili,wojiujuedexinzangbeigualeyikuaiside。

zhaoqingbaozhenannan,yidunxinteng,woyegenzheliulei:「laogong,woqibuguo,mingmingneimeduorenkanjianxiaoyubanannantuixiashui,xurutashuozhishikaiwanxiao,yaobushiminjingzhengzaifujinxunluo,pashijiujianbudaonannanle……」zhaoqingdedianhuayizhizaixiang,ketameijie……