第一章
wolaogongjixingshenshuaijie，xuyaowushiwanhuanshen。
wotaokongjixu，haichaershiwan。
zhihaobotongerzidianhua，tagangyongwomendabanbeizizanxiadejixumailehunfang，xianzaizaiguowaidumiyue。
“ma，nibiedaodebangjia！womenyeyaoguorizi，qinmohaixianghuanliangcheni。jialiyihouhuaqiandedifanghaihenduo，nimenbangbushangmangjiusuanle，hailaijiwomentiandu？”
说完便挂了。
wozhihaozaidajierxi，tayuqichongmanbunai。
“ma，womengangjiehunnijiulaiyaoqian，buheshiba？xianzaizhangjunyebanchulaile，yihounimendeqianshinimende，womendeqianshiwomende，zandefenqingchu！”
dianhuaneitouchuanlaierzitaohaodeshengyin：“haolebaobei，womalinbuqing，zanlaheitajiushi，yihoudoubuhuidaraodaowomen。”
tingzheshoujilidemangyin，wodetiantale。
woguizaiyiyuanzoulang，yanzhengzhengkanzhelaobanlikai。
sangshigangbanwan，erzierxijiuxinggaocailiedihuiguole。
erzijinmendiyijuhuajiushi：“ma，fanzhengbameile，niyigerenzhuneimedafangziyelangfei，burumailejiwomenhuantaoxuequfangba？zhenghaonibanguolaijiwomendangbaomu。”
erxiyexiaozhefuhe：“duiama，feiwuliyongma。”
woshoubule**，dangchangbeiqidechuanbuguoqi。
zaizhengyan，wohuidaoleerzidaierxishangmenneitian。
zheiyici，woyaorangzheibaiyanlanggunchujiamen！
……
“ma，zheishiwonvpengyouqinmo，womendasuanjiehunle。”
wokanzhemianqiandeerzizhangjun。
xinkouyizhenjiaotong，wojinjinzhuazhushenbianlaobandeshou。
laobanzhangjianguoganshoudaowodejiangying，guanqiedipailepaiwodeshoubei。
“zenmele？bushufu？”
woyaoyaotou，jichuyigexiaorong。
“mei，jiushitaigaoxingle。”
zhangjunmeichajuewodeyiyang，tabeiqinmoqialeyixiagebo，likemeikaiyanxiaodikaikou。
“ma，womenkanshangleyitaohunfang，sanshiliangting，weizhitebiehao，shoufuyaoyibaiwan。”
tadunledun，youxiebuhaoyisidinaonaotou。
“womenliangganggongzuomeiduojiu，shoushangjiujiqiankuai，ninhebanengbunengbangwomencouyixia？”
来了。
heshangyishiyiyangdehuashu。
shangyishi，woxintengerzi，xiangzhejiuzheimeyigeduzi，bishengjixubujitajishei？
wogenlaobanerhuabushuo，quchulecunleyibeizidejiushiwanyanglaoqian，quanjileta。
jieguo，huanlaideshilaobandewangsihewozijidehanhenerzhong。
qinmojianwobushuohua，lianshangtianmeidexiaorongdanlejifen，talazhezhangjundeshou，guzuoweiqu。
“ayi，ninshibushiduiwobumanyi？yaoshibuxingjiusuanle，dabulewomenjiubujiehunle。xianzaifangjiayitianyigeyang，zaituoxiaqu，womenkejiuzhenmaibuqile。”
“是啊妈！”
zhangjunyitingyejile，“qinmojialishuole，zhiyaowomenmailefang，tamenjiupeijiayiliangshiwandeche！”
tamanyanqidaidikanzhewo。
wokanzheta，xinliqueyipianbingliang。
zhangjunshiwomenconggueryuanlingyanghuilaidehaizi，congxiaotiruoduobing，wohelaobanjihushiqingjinsuoyoucaibatayangda。
ketaxinli，zhiyoutaziji，conglaibukaolvwomendeganshou。
woshenxiyikouqi，huanhuankaikou。
“jiushiwanbushixiaoshumu，wohenibadeshangliangyixia。”
zhangjundelianshunjiankualexialai。
“zheiyoushenmehaoshangliangde？nimendeqianbujiushiwodeqianma？”
qinmoyegenzheyinyangguaiqi：“jiushiaayi，womenyebushiwairen。zhangjunkeshininweiyideerzi，ninbuweitakaolv，nandaohaixiangbaqiandaijinguancaili？”
“啪！”
woyangqishoujiushiyibazhang。
zhangjunheqinmodoulengzhule。
woshouhuishou，lenglengdikanzhewuzhelian，manyanbukezhixindezhangjun。
“sheijiaonizheimegennimashuohuade？”