好个屁！
dangupianpianzhidaoyuwuchenshuodeshizhende。
yuwuchencirensharenruma，canbaohendu，shirangrenwenfengsangdandeyuyanwang，bianshidangjintianzilongyuandidouduiyuwuchenlirangsanfen，huantayishengyuhuangshu，genghuanglunneixiexunguizhizu。
cengyourendangdianchimayuwuchenzhangzhebingquanwannongquanshu，duilongyuandibujing，sheizhiyuwuchendangzhelongyuandihezhongchendemianzhijiejiangrenjikanchengliangjie，huamianzhicanrenkongbu。
cishizhenjingchaoye，yerangyuwuchenzhanzaifengkoulangjianchu，yishijianshangjingneijieshitadechuanyan，youshuotagonggaogaizhu，shuotazhangzhexiandixinrenqiyahuangdi，yixiafanshang，yeyoushuotabujiaochuyulongjundebingquan，shiyaomouchaocuanwei。
gupianpianbuzhidaoyuwuchenyoumeiyoucuanweidexin，danlongyuandidequejidanyuwuchenshouzhongdeyulongjun，bianshitatineidexiyushidudoutonglongyuandiyouguan。
buguozheixiedoutongtawuguan，tayaobaomingjiuyaorangyuwuchenxiangxinta。
“好，成交！”
gupianpiandaobushipianyuwuchen，qianshitasihounaoneiwuduanduoleyigeyiliaoxitong，jiazhitaxixinzuanyan，yishudacheng。
yuwuchenwenyanmeiyuweitiao，yonglandemuguangranleyisixiesi，youyoudaliangzhegupianpian，tasihufaxianleshenmehaowandeshier，yanzhongyemeileshayi。
“nijiaoshenmemingzi？”yuwuchendanshengdao。
gupianpianzhidaozijizheitiaomingzanshibaozhule，taqingyuyikouqi，yebuganqipianyuwuchen：“gupianpian。”
“gujia？”yuwuchenyouduokangupianpianyiyan。
“zhenguojiangjunguchenjiangshinishenmeren？”
gupianpianyaochun，suibuganyuanhaishilaoshihuidao：“shiwofuqin。”
yuwuchenmouguangweiweidongledong，dingzhegupianpianshuo：“nijiushigujianeigezhengrizhuizhexiaochengjiudecaobaoxiaojie？”
“……”
nicaicaobao，niquanjiadoucaobao！
yuwuchendaliangzhegupianpiandemuguangyoushenlejifen。
gupianpianxianzaishenzaichishuizhong，yifujintiezheshenti，goulechujiaohaodequxian，tazhuyidaoyuwuchendemuguang，lijitaishouhuzaixiongqian，ceshenhenhendengzheyuwuchen，xiangyizhifabiaodexiaomao。
“kanshenmekan？”buyaolian！
yuwuchenquebeigupianpianzheigejudongjidouxiaole，ruotadeshiweizaicidinghuijingdiaoxiaba，tamenwannianbingshandeyuzunwangjingranyehuixiao。
“benwangbujinkanle，haimole，ruoxiaochengjiuzhixiaocishinikejiujiabuchengtale。”yuwuchenmianseyouchenkanbuchuxinu。
“sheiyaojiajicaihuanan！”gupianpiandishengdunangyisheng。
shengyinjixiaoqueyezuanruleyuwuchendeernei，tameiyuqingtiaodaliangzhegupianpian。
“wangyewoxianzaikeyilikailema？”
yuwuchenmeiyoushuohua，gupianpianbianzhengzhazheshanglean。
zheichishuibusiputongchishuidaiyouyaoxing，zhizheimeyipaotatineiyaoxiaoyijingjiejue，zhishitazheiyanghunshenshilinlindedingshiwufajianren。
piedaoanbianfangzhedebaiyi，gupianpianshenxileyikouqi，zhuaqiyifujiupao：“wangyejieyifuyiyong，gairidinghuiguihai！”
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“shuxiagaisi，rangpangrenchuangjinyuhanchi，shuxiazheijiuqujiangwangyedeyishangnahui！”
“bubi。”yuwuchendandandao：“pairendingzhegupianpian。”tadaoyaogupianpianshizhendewuchuanghaishilaishitanta。
“是！”
——
gupianpianguozhezhangshanchuansuozaixiaodaozhong，dekuitashichangjingongkanwangjiejie，shushigongzhongdixing，henkuaitalaidaojinfeisuozhudeluoxiadian，yiminggongnvkandaota，jingshengdao：“erguniang，ninzheishizenmele？”
gongnvminghuancuizhu，shijinfeishenbiandegongnv，takuaibuzouguoqu：“woluoleshui，kuaibangwozhaoyijianganjingyishang。”
“哦，好好！”
cuizhufuzhegupianpianhuidaodianzhong，youzhaolaiganjingyishangweitahuanshang，nazhebujinweitacashishuizi。
“fangcaijinfeiniangnianghaiwenerguniangqulena，ruoshizhidaoguniangluoshui，niangniangdinghuidanxin。”
gupianpianheleyikouretang，shentiyijingshuchangxuduo，tagexiawanwozhucuizhudeshou：“buyaogaosujiejie，wobuxiangtadanxin。”
cuizhuxiaolexiao：“hao，nubizhidaoergunianghejinfeiniangniangganqinghao。”
gupianpianweiweihulekouqi，taxiangzhecicixiayaozhishi，ruguotongqianshifazhanyiyang，xiaochengjiucikeyinggaiyijinghemengyingyuezaiyiqile。
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yinweizheicixiayao，fanerrangxiaochengjiujiandingleduimengyingyuedexin，tayesuanzhugongyiba，xiaochengjiuweilemengyingyuedemingsheng，buhuishuochucishi，suoyitabingbudanxin。
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“you，zheibushiguerguniangma？jinrifengyangjunzhushengchen，guerguniangqueturanlixi，zheishiqiaobuqiwomenfengyangjunzhuni？”
zuozaizhuweidefengyangjunzhuduanshuningmianseshenshinankan。
zhongsuozhouzhi，duanshuningyexihuanxiaochengjiu，suoyigupianpianheduanshuningzhijianyizhibuduifu，danduanshuningshenfendaodibitagao，youshendetaihouxihuanchangzhugongzhong，suoyishichangweinangupianpian。
pianpiangupianpianyoushigewunaode，meicidoushijinfeichumianzuzhi，duanshuningbuganzhenderenaogujia，zheiyerangtaduigupianpianhenyiyuelaiyueshen。
zheibu，jinfeizhengyaochushengweizijimeimeishuohua，gupianpianhuranzhanqishen，tazoudaodianzhongduiduanshuningguijudixingleyili。
“fengyangjunzhushuzui，wofangcaizhishishentiyouxiebushufu，padaraojunzhuxingzhi，zheicailikai。”
duanshuningyizheng，gupianpianjingranhuizhudongrencuo，moshuoshita，qitarenkanzhegupianpiantongyangyilianbukezhixin。
xiaozhangbahudegujiaerxiaojiejingranhuizhudongrencuo？zheiketaixihanle！
“heng！kanzainichengxinqiuraodefenershang，benjunzhujiuraoguoni。”duanshuningduanzhejiaziaorandao。
gupianpianhuidaozijideweizhi，kandaojinfeidanyoudeshixian，taluchuyigeguaiqiaodeweixiao。
zheiyishitabuhuizaishadedezuiduanshuninghetaihou，yizhijigujiazhaozhizaihuo！