第2章 剁手喂狗

“小皇叔!”

qiaoyinghuanlegegengqinqiedechenghu。

tahuixiangqianshi,damowangbujinnvseyouxinhenshoula,meirenjibuzouxiao,baixiatazheizhangqingguoqingchengdelian。

neijiuzhinengdaqinqingpaile!

再加上彩虹屁。

fanzhengzhiyaonengbaozhuzheitiaoming,shenmefazitadouyaoshiyishi。

“dashuichonglelongwangmiao,zanmenshiyijiarena!”tataiqitou,yiliandezhenchenghe……rumu。

“woshinindezhixifu!jiumunindeyingming,jintianyijian,guoranmingbuxuchuan,rangwoxinshengjingyang,tebiedexiangyaoqinjinnin!jiusuannengbaoyibaonindematui,doushiwosanshengyouxing!”

pangbiandejimoyuanmudengkoudai,saodehenbunengzhaotiaodifengzuanjinqu。

zheimemeilianmeipidehua,tadoushuobuchulai,qiaoyingqueshuodemianbugaise。

最重要的是!

taxianzaideshenfenshitadewangfei,diudeshitajimoyuandelian!

“bizui!”tadishenghechi。

乔樱才不理他。

yinweidamowangjiwuchenyanlideshaqiyidianyemeijianshao,jiuzhidaogangcaidecaihongpiwanquanbuzouxiao。

tayiliandetongxinjishou:“zhixifujintianheduole,maofanlexiaohuangshu,zuigaiwansi!danqingninjiwoyitianshijianjiaodaihoushi,mingtiandezheigeshichen,wozixingdaoninfushanglingzui!wohuiqinziduoxiazheizhichuanghuodeshoulai,weininfushangdegou!yaoshininhaibujieqi,yekeyibawonaodaijiuxialaidangqiuti!”

“ruoyoushiyan,tiandaleipi!”

tajuqiyoushou,shensezhuangyandiqishi。

shuowan,tajiusongkailejiwuchendematui,paqishenlai,lianqunzishangdetudoumeilaidejipai,jiuyitouzuanjinrenqun,feikuaidi……liuzoule。

“……”

jiwuchendemuguangtouguolengbingbingdemianju,kanzheqiaoyingxiaoshidefangxiang,biqianglifachuyishenglengheng。

算她跑得快!

takanyemeikanjimoyuanyiyan,daizheyizhongshiweilikai。

jimoyuancacaetoulenghan。

脸上闪过一抹狠戾。

gandangzhongdiutadelian,kantahuiquzenmeshoushizheige**!

“王妃呢?”

jimoyuanheizhelianhuidaoyuewangfu,pitouwenguanjia。

“qu、qufotangle。”guanjiaheyitiao,mangdadao。

“**!”jimoyuanyishendeshaqitengteng,touyebuhuidizhibenfotang。

tingdaowaimianchuanlaidejiaobusheng,qiaoyingmashangguidaozaiputuanshang,bishangyanjingshuangshouheshen,chushengqidao,shengyinqianchengwubi:

“fozuzaishang,xiaonvzijintianmaofanleliuhuangshu,fanletaotiandazui,danyoushenmezuize,qingdoujiangfazaiwodeshenshang,qianwanbuyaoqianliandaowofujun,xiaonvzizheibeizizuidadexinyuan,jiushixiwangwofujunpingankangjian,fuguiwuji。”

jimoyuandejiaobubuyoudunledun,lenghengyisheng。

heng,chunhuo,sidaolintoule,duizijihaishiyiwangqingshen。

qiaoyingyihuitou,kandaojimoyuan,xianshijingya,suihouleishuiyongchuyankuang,yididiluozaiyijinshang。

“fujun!wojinidiulianle,douguaiwoyishihutuhezuilejiu,mingtianwojiuyaoquliuhuangshuneililingzui,nengzaisizhiqianjiannizuihouyimian,wo、wo……zaiwuyihanle!”

tabenjiushengdejihao,jingyingdeleishuigunluolianjia,youruhuabanshangdechaolu,jiashangneizikuishenqingdehuahua,rangjimoyuandenuqimomingjiuxiaoshileyixie。

talengyankanzhetadao:“huoxuliuhuangshubuhuiyaolenideming。”

渣男!

乔樱心底骂了一句。

shangbeizizijizenmejiuxialeyan,kanshanglezheimegedongxi!

tajixushilei,yaoleyaotou:“fujun,nibuyonganweiwo,yirenzuoshiyirendang,wojuebuhuiqianliandaoni。zhishi,zaiwosizhiqian,haiyouyigexinyuanweile。”