第三章 怒砸渣爹

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西厢。

linzhiyumaizheqingyingdebufa,gangzoudaomenkou,yigechazhanjiucongwulifeilechulai。

padiyisheng,luozaitademianqian。

linzhiyuxinyijing,zhizhulejiaobu。

taganggangruoshaoweijiaobudayidiandian,neigechazhanjiuluozailetadetoushang。

tajingjingdikanleyansuichengpiandechazhan,meitouweibie。

谁在她屋里发疯?

“kuaiqubatajiwojiaohuilai!”

zhangyiniangjianruiyoumeidiadeshengyindaizhenuqicongwulichuanchulai。

“有什么事么?”

linzhiyutaguosuipian,chaozhewulizouqu,shengyincongrongzhongdaizheshulideweidao,heyiwangjiandaozhangyiniangneizhongqieshengshengdeyangziwanquanbutong。

zhangyiniangyileng,yilianchayidekanzhelinzhiyu。

zenmeganjuezheilinzhiyuheyiwangbuyiyangle?xiangshihuanlegerenyiyang?

yibiandemoju,yilianyaogongdexiaoshenghezhangyiniangshuolejuhua,zhangyiniangdeliansegengnankanle。

“nigangcaipaonaqule?rangwodengzheimejiu?”

zhangyiniangtaishoumolemofajiandejinbuyao,jushoutouzusaolisaoqi,kansimanbujingxindewenlinzhiyu,qishixindiqideyaosi。

ruobushikanzaizijinveryaoqiutadefenshang,tazhijiefataguidaotianliang。

“meimeiyundao,woziranyaogaozhidiedie,diedieyixiangchongaita,zheihuizipashiyijingdaolemeimeizhuchule,yiniangshimeikandaotame?”

linzhiyushoulianyandideguang,bubeibukangdidao。

shangyishichuanyuelaideshihou,tayijingzaihuajiaolile,jiumeihezhangyiniangyoujiechuguo,yuanzhudejiyiliyeduitabushihenlejie。

cishiyikan,zheizuopai,bi《zhifou》lidelinqinshuangyehaobudaonaliqu。

nandaonanrenmendouxihuanzheikuan?

haishizaixiangni,pinweiyehenqingqia。

“nimeimeishengbingle,nizhaonidiedieganshenme?nidiediehuikanbingme?”

zhangyiniangshuozhejiuzhanleqilai,niuzheyaozhijiuchaomenkouzou。

“kuaidiangenwoqukankannimeimei。”

tabianzoubianfenfu,taiduqingman,xiangfenfuyigexiarenyiyang。

“woyebuhuikanbinga,wobuqu。”

linzhiyujujue,zhijieyueguozhangyiniangzoudaotangyibiantangxia,shutan。

zheiyiluyouleiyoupade,tazhixiangtangping。

zhangyiniangwanquanmeixiangdaolinzhiyuhuizheigetaidu,gengmeixiangdaotajurantangxiale。

tadunshizhenjingdangchang,zuibazhangdedoukeyisaiyigejidanle。

“furen,nikanwomeishuocuoba,taneiyangzi,nalihaiyouxiangfudaxiaojiedeyangzi。”

mojuzaiyibianshanfengdianhuo。

bagangcaizailinzhiyuzheishoudaodelengluo,yijizailinminghuaneishoudaodeqi,tadousuanzailelinzhiyushenshang,tadingyaorangtahaokan,kantayihouhaiganneimeduizijibu!

张姨娘也气。

tamingyishangshixiangfudeyiniang,keshiqueshilinzhiyudebiaoyi,dangnianweilejinfu,tafashibuhuiqianglebiaojiedeweizhi。

suoyijibianshibiaojiesile,tayemeiyouqiulinpengshengjitataiweifen。

chulefurendexutou,tashenmemeidedao?

quanfushangxianagebukantaliansexingshi?

tashenmeshihoushouguozheiyangdeqi?

当下怒道:

“jiushi,wokeshiniyiniang,nizenmeduizhangbeide!”

“yiniang?niyezhidaonishiwodezhangbeia,nizheixienianshizenmeduiwode?”

linzhiyuxiaodao,buxianghetazuoguoduodejiuchan,zhijiesipoliandao:

“nisuiranmeizhanlewoniangqindeweizhi,keshiniquebawozheigexiangfudetangtangdichudaxiaojie,danggeyahuanyiyangduidai,nibujuedenishuonishiwozhangbeizheishiyoudiangaoxiaome?”

zhangyiniangjibianshizaiyajianzuili,zaihoulianpi,beilinzhiyuzheigexiaoyatouzheimeshuluo,mianziyeguabuguoqu,dunshiqideqixuefanyong,zhichadangchangtuxuele。

zhangyiniangshenbianbicuigangyaoshangqiantizhuzijiaoxunlinzhiyu,jiujianmojushangqianyibudao:

“daxiaojie,nishenyan!”

bicuiminleminzui,xindihenbushuang,zheigemojujuranqiangletayaoshuodehua。

气死了。

“zhangyiniangbujinshinizhangbei,haishixiangfuweiyidenvzhuren,tabudangfuren,wanquanshizhongqingshounuo,ruoshixiangyezhidaoniduitarucibujing,nichibuledouzhezou。”

mojuyibianpaimayibiandaya,yangzhetouhechilinzhiyudao。

bicuidenglemojuyiyan,xindiqideyaosi。zhenshijianfengchazhen,guanhuitaohaozhuzi。

“掌嘴!”

“啪。”

linzhiyufachuminglingdeshihou,linxiaolianchayileyixia,dandongzuoquesihaomeiman,suoyisuizhetadehualuohou,mojujiuaileyibazhang。

shijianfangfoshunjianjingzhileyiban,wulidunshianjinglexialai。

zhangyiniangmanyanchayi,tashenbiandebicuixiayishidewulexiazijidelian,yandidejingyahexingzailehuoyishanerguo。

haihaogangcaizijidongzuomanle,buranzheihuiaidadejiushizijile。

“啊,你敢打我!”

mojuhaobantiancaifanyingguolai,manyanbukezhixindedajiao。

“danizenmele?yigeyahuan,buzhidaodehaiyiweinicaishixiaojieni!”

linxiaoliantailetaixiaba,suiranxindihenhaipa,danqishishangbunengshu。

“a,woraobuleni!”

mojudajiaozhejiushangshouqusilinxiaolian,linzhiyuyijiaochuaizaitadeduzishang,lenghedao:

“moju,niruoshifengle,wobujieyitimeimeibanifaluole,miandemingrijinlehuanggongchongzhuangleguiren,lianleixiangfu。”

mojuyiting,dunshiqihuaile,tayaojingong!

tawuzheduzizuozaidishang,taiqimanshileishuideliankanxiangzhangyiniang。

“yiniang,ninkeyaoweinubizuozhua!”

zhangyiniangkanzheyanqianfashengdeyiqie,zhenjingdeshuobuchuhualai。

tadangniankeshiyinglederen,doudaolefuren,xianzaijuranbeiyigexiaobeijihezhule?

tamadoubaizaizijishoushang,yigeweichugedeyatousuanshenme?

zhangyiniangxiayishidetingxiongangshou,haimeilaidejishuohua,jiutinglinzhiyubinglengdishengyinchuanlai:

“yiniang,mojuruciyixiafanshang,nizheishiyaobangtame?nizhenbupatazheixingzijinlegongrechushiduan?”

“hao,jibianmojurihoubuhuirechushiduan,dannijintianrucibaobiyixiafanshangdexiaren,ruoshiranghuangchengliqitadefurenzhidaole,yiniangpashiyouyaoluorenkoushe,chengweidajiafanhouyuchadexiaohuale。”

linzhiyuxianshifenxilibi,zaijizhangxiulixinshangzhayizhen。

yinweitazhidao,zhangxiulizuishangshuodezaihaoting,buzaihumingfen,xindinayouzhendebuzaihude?

zuoweinvren,zheixienian,tashoudeweiqu,buyongqudating,tayenengcaigeqibafen。

beidianlesixuedezhangyiniang,dailengdangchang。

“wo,wonayouyaobangta!”

“那就好!”

linzhiyuqingxiao,dandandisaoleyiyanzhangyiniang,tixingdao:

“meimeihaizaibingzhong,yinianghaishizaodianguoqukankandehao,miandemingrijingong,bingdetaiyanzhongchongzhuangleshengjia,fuqindarenshihuishengqide。”

zhangxiulibeihudeyilengyilengdichulemen。

zhishitazouzhezouzhejiufajuelebudui,xindianmayiju,qideyaosi。

muguangmiaodaolebuyuan**rendeshenying,taxinshengyiji,diaotouhuixixiang。

linxiaolianjiantamenzouyuanle,ganjinchongdaolinzhiyumianqiankuazandao:

“xiaojie,nihepingshihaobuyiyanga,buguowoxihuan!nineiyangzitaiweifengle。”

linzhiyukanzhemanyanchongbaidelinxiaolian,shenshoumomotadetou,kuadao:“nigangcaiyehenbucuo。”

nengzhonglaiyishizhenhao,zheibeizi,tayidingyaohuzhuzhenxinduitaderen。

linxiaoliantutushetou,xiukuidedao:“qishinubigangcaihedeyaosi,damojuneibazhangdeshihou,shoudoushidoude,danshinubizaixindigaosuziji,bunengdiulexiaojiedelian。”

liangrenzhengzaishuoshuoxiaoxiaodeshihou,zhangxiuliyouhuilaile。

“yiniangzenmeyouhuilaile?”

林之语诧异。

“你和我一起去!”

zhangxiulishuozhe,shangqianyibujiuyaozhualinzhiyudeshouwan。

linzhiyuyoudianfan,meitouyizhou,yishuaishou,zhangxiuliyigemeizhanwen,zhenggerendouchaohoudaoqu。

“啊,杀人了。”

zhangxiulijianjiaodao,shengyinzhongdaizhejinghe。

xiayimiao,yigegaodadeshenqukuaibuzoulai,yibabatabaoruhuaili。

linpengshengnuqichongchongdedengzhelinzhiyu。

“nizheigebuxiaonv,jingganchushoudashangzhangbei!”

“womeiyou,nibiewumieren。”

林之语无语……

zheishenmeqingkuang?zaizheiyanxini?juranjitalaizheiyizhao?

嫌弃。

linpengshengjianlinzhiyuneiyangzi,gengshiqibudayichulai,erhuabushuo,shangqianyibujiujilelinzhiyuyibazhang。

linzhiyubeidadetouyipian,zuiliquanshixuexingwei,erduoliyeshiwengwengdiermingshengyin。

心底的怒气腾升,

tachaoqishoubiandehuaping,zhijiechaolinpengshengrengleguoqu。