第一章 应聘

第一章应聘

qianshiwodaizheyanfajishujiaruyijiashangshigongsi,pingjiewodejishujigongsizengjialesanbeiduodelirun。

kerangwomeixiangdao,shuyuwodejishuzhuanlibeilaobanjiheile,wozhaotalilunfanbeidaduanshuangtui,jiangwodiuchugongsi。

dezhiwobingbuganxin,zhengzaisoujizuizhengzhuanggaotashi,taquerangtieshenbaobiaojiangwonongsi,yongyuanxiaoshi。

zhongshenghouwozaicihuidaoqianlaigongsiyingpindeneitian,xuanzejiuzhanquechao。

qianshibeiheixinlaobanmouduojishuzhuanlicanzaohengsi,zheiyishiwojiuduozoutadeyiqie。

wozhidaosannianhou,tazainongsiwodeneitianwanshang,tufaxingengqushile,zichandouguirutaneiweijiaoqisuoyou。

zheibianshiwozuidadeyizhang!tadejiaoqihezichan,tongtongguiwo!

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【chuyun,nizailimianniangmini,haibuchulai。】

卧室门快被敲破了。

wozuozaidiannaozhuoqian,shoulinazhegangdayinchulaidejishuwenjian,shuangyanyizhenfadai。

zheishiwocengjinggentongxueyangtaohezudefangzi,wojuranyouhuidaolezheili。

qingqingdalezijiyibazhang,wofangcaiquerenzijishizhongshenghuilaile。

erqiehaishihuidaojijianggenyangtao,yitongqianwanghualinkejigongsiyingpindeneitian。

menwaihanwoderen,zhengshiwotongxueyangtao。

qianshiwozaoshouneixiezui,genzheihuoyeyoufenbukaideguanxi。

dangheixinlaobanmouduowoshouzhongzheifenjishuziliao,wobuganxinquzhaotalilunshi,jiushizheihuozhuangshachongleng,xuanzezhuzhouweinve。

menggejingdeguitianheixinlaoban,yikouyaodingzheifenjishuziliaobushiwodairugongsi,ershiwojiarugongsihoucaichanshengde。

yinci,zheifenjishuziliaodezhuanliquanliyingshuyugongsisuoyou,genwomeiyoubandianguanxi。

wozheimezhaolaobantaoshuofa,jiudengyushiwuliqunao。

heixinlaobanbiankeyishunlichengzhangheixiawodeyanfajishu。

yaobushizheihuokenghaiwo,woyebuzhiyuqianshigaodeneimeqican,zuihouluodegesibumingmudexiachang。

erjin,jiranshangtianjilewozhonghuoyicidejihui,wobixuyaoweiqianshidezijibaochou。

黑心老板!

nongsiwodeneigedazhanglianbaobiao!

haiyoumenwaizheihuo,wodetongxueyangtao!

有一个算一个!

sheiyebiexiangtaochuwodeshouzhangxin!

woyaogennimenhaohaoqingsuanqianshidexuezhang!

【chuyun,nihaichuanqima?zaibukaimen,wokeyaozhuangmenle!】

【来了!】

jiuzaiyangtaoyaozhuangmendeqianyimiao,wojichuhuiying。

nazhejishuziliaoqishen,jiangfangmendakai。

【cuishenmecui,jiugencuimingguiside。】

woyangzhuangbuyue,anzhongfengcita。

tajiushiwoqianshidecuiminggui!

wodesi,bixuyaojitajishangyibi。

tabukenengtingchuwohuayuzhonganhandeyisi,zhishiyilianbunaifandekanzhewo。

【zhuajinba!hualinkejigongsidezhaopinmashangjiukaishile!】

【yaoshinengjiaruhualinkeji,zanmenjiunengyinglaifanshenjihui,dongbudong?】

tingdaotazheihua,woanzhongfachulengxiao。

shia,jiaruhualinkeji,nikaozhechumaiduiyou,guitianheixinlaobandexianmeizuilian,chenggongfanshenle,huodebucuodedaiyu。

erwoquebeinijikengsile!

zheiciwokebuhuizairangniruyuan。

woqianshizaoshoudefeirenzhemo,zheiyishijiuyounilaitiwochengshouba!

bieguaiwoxinhenfuhei,doushiqianshiniqianwodezhang!

血债血偿!

【yangtao,woturanyoudianyanjuanlezheizhongkuzaofaweideyanfagongzuo。】

【meitianjiabanaoye,leidegensigouyiyang,wanquanmeiyouziyoukongjian。】

kanzhewozaineiliyaotouqingtan,zheihuoshunjiandengdashuangyan。

【nimeifashaoba?shuonamenzidehuhuani!】

yangtaolenglengdekanzhewo,yilianbukesiyi。

【wojiushigennitucaoyixiayanqiandeshenghuo,zhenbushiwoxiangyaodeneizhong。】

woyoushijielianyaotoutanxi,shengwukeliandeyangzi。

【niyaoshizhenyanjuanlezheizhongshenghuo,jiujiangnicheyegaochulaideyanfaziliaojiwo,rangwonazhequhualinkejitoudi。】

【wojiubuxinnishede!】

yangtaoyigejingdechongwofanbaiyan,xianranbuxinwodehua。

qianshizheijiahuojiuanzhongdawoshouliyanfaziliaodezhuyile。

duiyuwodecaihua,tazhiyouxianmujidudefen。

zheiyidianwoshihenqingchude,danwojueduixiangbudaochulexianmujidu,haiyouhen!

zhidaotachumaiwodeneitian,wocaizhenzhengkantouta。

cike,womeiyoubandianyouyu,zhijiejiangshouzhongdeziliaodijita,【jiniyouhefang!woyoubushishuozhewande!】

neihuoxianshilengleyixia,suijikuaisucongwoshoulijieguoqu,shengpawohuifanhuiside。

nadaoshoulijiushuyutale!

【chuyun,nikebiefanhuia!】

yangtaolekailehua,【zheimeshuo,nibuquhualinkejiyingpinle?】

【qu!danzheiciwoxiangyingpinsiji!】

我笑着给出回应。

neihuoyoushishalenglengdekanzhewo,yagenbuzhidaowodexinsi。

zheiyishiwobuxiangzaikaocaihua,woyaozoujiejing。

heixinlaobanneiweinianqingpiaoliangdejiaoqi,haiyoujishiyidezichan,tongtongguiwoxiangyou。

woyaojitalaigejiuzhanquechao,mouduoshuyutadeyiqie!

ruci,caibuwangwoqianshicansizaitashouli!

zhiyuwozheiweilekaihuadehaotongxueyangtao,mashangjiuhuibianchengqianshide‘wo’。

shuyutadeemengjiuyaokaishile!

woqinshoujiangtasongshangyitiaobuguilu,kanzhetazaiwomianqiancansi。