第二章
jiangchenluhanjiandejiangzhu，qiuzhubankanxiangwo。
“这位是？”
meidengwohuihua，suyaozuturanpujinwohuaili，shenshangdeweidaoqiangdewozuoou。
“woshijinxiudebiaomeila，suyao......yaoyaola。tingshuojiejieyaojiehunle，woshilaigongxitade！”
tadeyanshenzhongjinshiweixie，sisiqiazhuwohouyaoderuanrou，zhijiajihuxianjinrouli。
erjiangchenluyehenkuaifanyingguolai。
tadexiaoyiyijiuwenrou：“yuanlaishijinxiudejiaren，nizenmebuzaoshuoniyouzheimekeaidebiaomei？”
worenzheyaojiandejutongweixiao：“yuanfangqinqi，zuijincailianxishangde。”
jiangchenlumeiyouhuaiyi，henyoushenshifengdudeyaoqingsuyaozuhewomenyiqichifan。
zhishizhengdunfansuyaozudouzaibiaoyan。
tayongxiguanxiaokouzuozhehongjiu，guyibaniupaijiangcengzaixiongkou。
xiangyongzheizhongfangshixiyinjiangchenludezhuyi，danjiangchenludezhuyilishizhongdouzaiwoshenshang。
woyikejiuyouwenshuisongdaochunbian，lenglejiuyouxizhuangwaitao。
kanzhetazhaoguwodemoyang，suyaozubuleyile。
taguyishitan：“jiangxianshenghaotitiee，buxiangwoqiannanyou，zhihuiyongpidaichouren。”
tingdaozheijuhua，jiangchenluyezhishixiaoxiao。
“jinxiushiwodebaobei，duitahaoshiyinggaide，woxiangxinyaoyaoniyenengzhaodaoshuyuzijidexingfu。”
dishuibuloudehuida，rangsuyaozudoulengleyixia。
danhenkuai，jiangchenluhuafengyizhuan：“danshinikeyishouxiawodemingpian，yihouzaiyudaozheizhongshi，dajiwojiuxing。”
suyaozudunshixichuwangwai。
tajieguojiangchenludiguolaidemingpian，chaowoluchuyigetiaoxindeyanshen。
erwoquandangmeikanjian，jingjingchizhejiazhishangwandeheniu。
yongwancan，jiangchenlusongwomenhuijia。
suyaozupazaichechuangbianyuan，guyiluchufengmandejiashiyexian，duizhechelidejiangchenlusajiao。
“xiexiejiefusongwomenhuijia，nirenzhenhao~”
jiangchenluxiaoxiao，chajuedaowoxingzhibugao，guyijichache。
suyaozuzhuangzaiqianzuoyibei，fendibapizhiyibeicengdeyipiancanbai，jiajiemaoyediaoleyiban。
tahuangmangwuzhufajixiandefapian，shengpajiangchenlufaxianduanni。
“姐夫真会使坏！”
jiaochendeyuqi，tingdewodoudalegehanzhan。
dengdaoledifang，chuanzheheisibufangbianshangcesuodesuyaozunandemeijiuchan，xianxingshanglelou。
jinwantahelebushaojiu，gujiyijingbiehuaile。
louxiajiuzhishengxiawohejiangchenlulianggeren。
tazuozaicheli，gewaichengzhidekanzhewo：“jinxiu，jinidingzhidehunshayijingzuohaole，wozhidaonihaimeidayingjiajiwo，danwohaishixiangqingniguoqushishi。”
wobuyoudedalegehanzhan。
shangyishi，jiangchenlujiushizaiwoshihunshadeshihoujiwoxiayao，zaihuanyijianliqiangpolewo。
shenzhihaipaixiawodeshipin，weixiewozhiyaogantuihun，tabujieyibaoxiaquanchengdianziping，rangsuoyourendoukandaowozheifumoyang！
zhonglaiyishi，wozenmehuizhongdaofuzhe。
kemeidengwojujue，jiangchenlujiuyijingjiaosijikaichelikai。
womeibanfa，zhinengxianhuijia。
zhishiyijinwoshi，wojiubeisuyaozuanzaimenbanshang。
suyaozusidiaojiafa，luchutiguangdetoupi：“nidoukanjianleba，chenlugeduiwohenimingxianbuyiyang！wobinigengyounvrenwei，jirannizheimebuxiangjia，neiwojia！”
wokanzhetajiejindiankuangdebiaoqing，renbuzhupoleyipenlengshui：“ninenghuaiyunma？jiangjiayaodeshinengxiazaidezhennvren。”
wodehuayurangtadexingfenjiaranerzhi，suyaozushuangyancengdeyixiabiandetonghong。
taqiazhuwobozi：“guannishenmeshi？**！nanbuchengnihaixiangdangzhewo？”
wohuxiyilin，xiayishituikaita。
quemeixiangdaogetoutixingdoubiwodadesuyaozu，quebeiwozhijietuidaoledishang。
zhengzhijian，tabaobaolidedongxisanluoyidi。
shijizhicijisuzhuminghuanghuangdechuxianzaiwoyanqian，suyaozushenshangdeduanqunwangshangsuo，woqingxidikanjiantadedatuineice，zhusheliuxiadezhenkongzaijingmaichulianchengchuan，xiangtiaoniuqudewugong。
meixiangdaowozheigeaichuannvzhuangdedidi，zaojiuyijingdaqileyao，chenglexiaonanniang！