第1章
mingyuegaoxuanzaitiankongzhishang，xingxingyishanyishanzhagebuting，jiupingbaimanlezhenggechuzuwu，yijingwucongluojiao。
“当啷！”
shouzhongdejiupingluozaidishang，nanrenbishangleshuangyan，renyoudanaobeijiujingmabi，siyixiangshouzhecishineitianxuandizhuanganjue。
酣畅淋漓！
rujinzhiyoujiujingcainengrangqiwangjiguoqu。
“爽！”
limutangzaichuangshangdaxiao，kexiaozhexiaozhe，yankuangquehongrunleqilai，duzitangzaichuangshangqibuchengsheng。
“luoxi，shinianle，guozhenrunisuoshuo，wojiushiyigefeiwu，chetoucheweidefeiwu！”
juliqinluoxizifenyijingguoqulezhengzhengshinian。
neiyitian，taqingchudejideqinluoxishiduomedejianjueguoduan。
zheishinianli，limumeitiandouhuijiangzijihedemingdingdazui，shituyongjiujinglaimabiziji。
limubuhenrenheren，taxianzaihende，zhiyouziji。
henzijinianshaoqingkuang，youzheairenbudongzhenxi，jiangqiyingshengshengbisi。
henzijilangxingoufei，fumushangzaishizhizhidaoyiweidesuoqu，budongfuchusihao。
henzijirujinzenmehaoyisigouyancanchuan，huozaizheigeshijieshang！
zhikexi，zheishijieshangcongmeiyouhouhuiyao，danglimuyishidaohouhuideneiyike，yiqiedouyijingwanle。
qinvyizoushinianyaowuyinxun，fumushenwangzhiruowangwen。
kanzheshoubiangangmailaideanmianyao，limuxiaolexiao，huoxuzhiyousi，caishizuihoudejietuoba？
erqiezijisile，zhiqianmaidebaoxianyegounveranwenguoshangyibeizi。
jianganmianyaofuxia，kunyiputiangaididexijuanerlai，songmubishangyanjing，wangshirutongzoumadengyibanzainaohaizhongbutinghuifang。
siwang，yezaixiangqizhaoshou。
“yishanyishanliangjingjing，mantiandoushixiaoxingxing......”
nvhaizhinendeshengyinxiangqi，limuhunshenyizhen，mengdizhengkaiyanjing，meiyousihaodange，jieqiledianhua。
zheige**tayijingyonglezhengzhengshinian，zhijinhaijide，zheishizijijiaonverchangdediyishouge，yeshiweiyiyishou......
“baba，haijidejintianshimamalikaiderizima，zheishinianli，meitianwodouhuimengdaowomenyijiasankouzuozaizhuoqianchifan，danwoxinglaiyihou，nimenquedoubuzaiwodeshenbian，wohaoxiangnihemama，duoxiwangyiqienenghuidaocongqiana。”
nvhaideshengyinshineibandekongling，queyouneibandewuli。
dandianhuaneitouchuanlaidejingdishenghezhongrenneikukoupoxindequanweilimutingdequeshiruciqingxi！
“xuanxuan，tingbabadehua，buyaozuoshashi，babazaizheishijieshangjiuniyigeqinrenle，nidengwo，womashangjiuguoquzhaoni，mashangjiuguoqu！”
shengyinzaizhandou，xinzhongneijutonggengshiyuyanwufaxingrong。
danzheizhongganjue，bisilehaiyaonanshou。
“baba，woyizhitingnidehua，jintianjiurangworenxingyici，zuihouyicihaome，wojiuzaixuexiaodengni。”
shengyin，jinxianbeiliang，bingbuxiangshiyigezhiyoushisansuidexiaonvhaigaiyoude。
budenglimushuohua，neitoubianchuanlaileguaduandeshengyin。
limuxinrudaoge，dangnianqinluoxizifendeneiyimuzhijinnanwang，tanaqiyipangdedaozijianggebohuapo，yongjutonglaiqiangxingdikanganmianyaodekunyi，yifudoumeichuanbianchongchulemen。
xianrujin，yiqiedouhailaideji。
talimuyishengshenmedouweicengwanhuiguo，danxianzai，yiqiedoulaideji。
nvershizijiweiyidejingshenzhizhu，juebunengrangtayelikaiziji！
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huiyiqianbansheng，liuliuwuwei，meitianhunhuneeheneixiesuoweidexiongdigemenhezhejiu，mingdingdazuidehuidaojiazhongduiqinluoxihenverfeidajima。
taduizijishizhongbulibuqi，shizijiqinshoujiangqituixiangleshenyuan。
toutaweinvermainaifendeqianchuqudachidahe，liumunverrenzaijiachizhekaishuizhubaicai，youshilianbaicaidouchibushang，yingshengshengjiangnveredelianludouzoubudong。
gengshitoufumudecunzhe，ranglianggelaorenzaidongrililianyijianyuhandeyifudouchuanbushang。
weilejipengyouguoshengriyaomianzi，bideliushiduosuidelaofuqinzailieriyanyanzhixiaqugongdidagong，beihuomaizaileshuinizhizhong。
erzijiquenazhefuqinyongshengminghuanlaideqianqudubo，qudachidahe，rangmuqinhuoshengshengesijiazhong。
畜生？
滚蛋？
废物？
zheidouyijingbugouxingronglimu，rujinjiuliantazijidouyijingduiqianbanshengdesuozuosuoweigandaohenzhirugu。
suoyoudebeijudoushitalimuyishouzaojiu，houhuidouyijingmeiledifangqingsu。
huoxushifumuheqizidesijiangtajinyoudeliangzhihuanxing，limucainenglangzihuitou，zhishiyiqie，quedouyijingwanle。
nverrujinshizijizaizheigeshijieshangweiyideqinren，gengshizijixinzhongweiyidezhizhu。
suoyijuebunengrangtachushi，fouzezijihaizenmemianduiqinluoxizaitianzhiling？
shisanshiwuzhong，zhenggetianhaishizuidingjiandegaozhong，nengkaoshangzheilidehaizi，wuyibushitiancaizhongdetiancai。
erlimudenverlixuanxuanbiankaozhezijidenuli，chenggongdekaoshanglesanshiwuzhong，bingshizhongbaochizhequanxueniandiyideshenfen，chengweileneigebierenjiadehaizi。
suoyourendoukanhaotadedahaojianglai，yitaneiyouyidechengji，zuyikaoshangquanguorenheyigezhongdiandaxue，qiantubuke**！
danrangsuoyourendoumeixiangdaodeshi，zheigetiancaiquexuanzezaijintianjieshuzijideshengming。
gaolousongli，hanfengcigu，lixuanxuanchuanzheyijiandanbodexiaofu，shuangjiaodazaixiafangbutingdebaidongzhe，zuizhonghengchangzhehuankuaideerge，danyanmouzhongneijingyingdeleizhuquebutingshandong。
keshineiqinrenxinpidexiaorongquerangzhongrenkandedanhan。
“xuanxuannikuaixialai，biehehubabahaobuhao！”
limutuikairenqun，taitoukanzhenver，yijingkudeqibuchengsheng。
naneryouleibuqingdan，zhishiweidaoshangxinchu。
zheiyikedenver，rangtaxiangqileqinluoxi。
liangrenyiyangdejuejue，yiyangdebujizijiliuxiasihaonianxiang。
“baba，nilailea。”
lixuanxuanweiweiyixiao，kecikedexiaorong，queshineibanderangrenxinteng。
“xuanxuan，woqiuqiunixialaiba，biehebabalehaome，wojiuzhiyouniyigeqinrenle，nizoule，wogaizenmebana！”
limuguizaidishangbutingdeaiqiuzhe，rujindeta，zhixiangbawozhuzheizuihoudejihui，wanhuinver。
“baba，nihaijidexiaoshihounijiaowochangdeneishougeme，wozaiweinichangyibianhaobuhao？”
limuyileng，jinmangdao：“nixialaijibabachang，zenmechangdouxing！”
lixuanxuanzhanqishenlai，rangsuoyourendexindoushiyizhan。
“yishanyishanliangjingjing，mantiandoushi......xiaoxingxing。”
meichangyiju，limudexindouyourudaoge，erlixuanxuandeshengyindouzaizhandouzhe。
yishougechangba，tazhizheqianmian，mouzhongdaizhediandianxingguangdao：“babanikuaikan，mamajiewolaile。”