弹幕哗然。
【wocao，zheigexiaosanyetaibuyaolianleba！】
【chunchunyigeyouqingxixueguia！】
【juranzaibierencheshangluangaohailiuxiazuoangongju，xiangxiangwodouyaoyuele……】
【taimeiyoudaodexiaxiange！】
“shenme？？nijuranhaihuaiguowolaogongdezai？？”
guifudengdayanjing，bukezhixindikanzhewo，yandisihuyaopenchuhuolai。
xiayimiao，jiulvzheguimituanchongshanglaijiuzhuwodetoufa。
wofenlidikang，quehaishibeitamenhehuofangdao，caizaijiaoxia。
“nimenzheiyangsichuangminzhai、oudatarenshifanfade！woyijingbaojingle！”
“baojing？tianwanglaozilailedouzuzhibulewomenzhicaixiaosan！”
guifutuanderenchedikangfen，darangdajiaozheyaozadongxi，quefaxianyijinglangjieyipian，yushizhuanxiangneixiewoguazaiqiangshangdezhenguizihua，yibasidiao。
zaisaoshiyiquanhou，guifuhenlidemuguangjingsuodingzaiwoduozaijiaoluodelihuamaoshang，sangxinbingkuangdihandao：
“jiwozhuazhujianrenyangdeneizhimao！batazaile！”
wopinlemingzuzhi，“bu！bukeyi！”
haozaishoudaojinghedealifenlizhengzha，fenglidezhuazizainvrendeshoubeishangdengchuliangdaoxuehenzhihou，taocuanerqu。
“啊——”
guifujianjiaoyisheng，fennudaolejidian，
“zou！batadaixiaquyoujie！”
wobeineixiefunvliantuodaizhuaidiyadaolelouxia。
tamenlaqidejuxinghengfushunjianxiyinlezhongduoluren。
guifuyuqijifen，gaoshengjieshao：
“大家快来看！”
“zheigenvrenxingchenmingyuan！saohuoyige！”
“tabujinzhisandangsan！haiganyuanweiwolaogongduotai！buzhixiuchi！”
“juzheiweixianshengdeshuofa，haidaihuaipengyou，sanguanbuzheng！”
“jintian，wojiuyaozaizheilititianxingdao！rangdajiakankanshenmeshishousixiaosandejiaokeshu！”
yipianduizhizhong，guyihanshizhongyangzhegaoguidetoulu，biaoqingqingman，raoyouquweidiguanshangzhezheiyiqie。
xiaoquyezhuzaoyijingzhizhidiandian：
“zhangdezheimehaokan，yuanlaishisana？！”
“neijiuhuogaiyoujintian！”
“zhichijitayigejiaoxun！”
mianduizheqianfusuozhi，woyaoya，“woyijingbaolejing，jingchazhengzaiganlaidelushang，niyidinghuihouhuide！”
“zhiyaoyihui，jiuzaiyihui！”
“xianzainimenduiwozuode，tongtongdouhuifanhaidaonimenshenshang！”
guifuyangtianlengxiao，“douzheigeshihoulenihaiganzuiying？！”
“wokanhuihouhuideshini！”
shuozhe，jiuhezhongrenruelangpushiyibanxiangwopulai，sichewodeyifu！
turan，yizhencierdeshoujilingshengxiangqi。
yipangkanhaoxideguyihandunshixinxiyukuang，yigeyanshenjiurangbaobiaozhizhilezhongrendedongjing。
zhishi，tahaimeilaidejishuohua，duimianjiuchuanlaiyidaowucuodekuqiang：
“wuwuwu，yihan，womendebaobao，meile……”
guyihanyizhen，suoyoudexisedunshihuazuojinge。
tazhanshengzhuiwen，“zenmehuizheiyang？！gaosuwo，fashengleshenmeshi！”
neibianweiweiyidun，chuoqidegengdashengle。
“shiyuanyuan！shitahaidewo！”
“gangcaiwozaitajiabangtazhaogumao，neizhimaoturanpuleguolai，haiwozhuangshanglejuzi！”
气氛突然诡异一滞。
“shenme？”guyihanmengrankanxiangwo，buquedingdiwenleyibian，“……nishishuo，nigangzaichenyuanjia？”