第3章

7.

zhibuguokangouyaogouzhiqian,woderangxuqingpeihewoyanchangxi,bawocongzheigejializhaichuqu。

bijingzuowanwohaitingdaojiejiehefumuzaimimouyaoshawodeshi,zhoushaolongdeyanjingyizhifangzaiwoshenshang,zheiyicijiejiehefumuyemeiyoudasuanfangguowo。

zhibuguowohexuqingzhengyaozhaogeliyoushishijihua,tamenjiuzijizhuangshanglaile。

zaoshangchifan,wohexuqingwanlizhiyouqingcaidoufu,mamashuochuyizaoshangbunengchihun。

jiejiehezhoushaolongdewanliqueduimanletujidanhejitui。

wojiazhuangfenmendekanzhetamenlianggedewan,xuqingquanweiwo:

「shenxucaixuyaobu,woyoubushenxu,meineigebiyao,tiantiandayudaroudeyeni,zheilidedoufuqingcaitianranyouhaochi。」

zhoushaolongdelianshunjiankualexialai,tuikaimianqianzhuangmanmamapianaidewan,shuoshenmeyeyaozhichidoufuqingcai。

guorannanrenzuipabierenshuotashenxu。

zhoushaolongzhizhidedingzhewo,zuilibujinbumandeshuo:

「woshibushishenxu,wanqiuyijingzhidaole,yunfeimeimeiyaobuyaoshishi?」

wohuixinyixiao,zheiqiangkouzhuangdekezhenzhun。

wopeileyisheng,matabuyaolian,yikoucaizhatuodaotalianshang。

fanzhuoshangtatangerhuangzhidiaoxiwo,fumujuranhaihaoyanhaoyudejitajiacai。

jianlaidenverburuyouqiandeweilainvxu。

jiejiekanwodemuguangmaohuo,shengqidao:

「yunfei,sheixuniheshaolongdaqingmaqiaolaizhe?」

huo,jiejiezheigechunhuo,zhoushaolongdangzhongdiaoxiwo,jiejiebuguaita,fanerguaishanglewo!

xuqinghurancoudaowoerbian:

「xiangbuxiangkannijieqinzixialiugejidan?」

谁还不想呢?

yi?budui,tahuazhongyouhua,wolimaxiaoshengzhiwenta:

「zhanan,wobanidangtongzhuo,niquexiangshuiwo?」

xuqingxiaolexiao,yixiaosheng:

「annidejihuaxingshi。」

tahuodizhanqilai,bazijichifandewanzhijiekoudaolezhoushaolongdetoushang。

doufutanghezheqingcaitangliulezhoushaolongyilian。

zaijiejiehefumuzhenjingzhiyuhailaibujifanyingdeshihou,xuqingyouyixunleibujiyanerzhishi,bacanzhuojixianle。

tayijiaotashangzhangdeng,qishisheren:

「shushuayi,nimenjiwoshuibobeizirangwoaidong,bujiwochitujidanjituiyejiusuanle,yunfeishiwonvpengyou,woshiyaoqutaguomende,nimenjuranzongrongzhoushaolongjicisanfandiaoxita,zheiwokebunengren。」

「jintianzhoushaolongyaoshibuguizhejiyunfeiketourencuo,wojintiantiedingnaogemeiwan。」

tagangfangwanhua,manliancaitangdezhoushaolongchongshanglaijiuda,beixuqingyizhishoujiufangdaole,niuchengmahuadegeborangzhoushaolongfachuzhuyiyangdecanjiao。

jiejiehemamadouhehuaile,babayankanxuqingzheimenengda,tashanglenianjishikendingdabuguode,jiuxiangliuchuquyaorenlaizhiyuan。

wozhanzaimenkouliangyouyoudekaikou:

「baba,danianchuyide,nishiquhanrenlaikanwomenjiadexiaohuama?lingwai,nixinbuxin?niqianjiaochumen,houjiaozhoushaolongdegebojiuduanle,niyaoshiliangzhijiaodoutachuqu,shuobuding,zhoushaolongzheibeizidouzhinengzuolunyile。」

「nijuedezhoushaolongzaiwomenjiayaoshiquegeboshaotuile,haihuiquwojiema?」

爸爸被我震在当地。

jiejiehemamahedehaotaodaku,damawohexuqingshishaqiandaode!

xuqinghuiguotoulaikanzhewoxiao:

「nimenjiahaizhenshi,shaqitingzhongde。」

8.

weilebaozhuzhoushaolongzheigeweilaidechenglongkuaixu,babamamadayinglewohexuqingtichudesuoyouyaoqiu。

zuihouxiangsongwenshenyiyangdebawohexuqingganjinsongzoule。

meixiangdaozheimeshunlijiucongzheigeshangbeizishalewoyicidejiatingqiegechulaile,wogaoxingdezaixuqingcheshangchangge。

许清问我:

「这么高兴干嘛?」

tahaibuzhidao,tadazaoshangdeyidunfabiao,baozhulewodexiaoming。

zaizaijialiduodailiangtian,kongpawohaidebeishayici。

erqiejingguoxuqingzheimeyinao,woziyoule,congneigejiatingzhongchediqiegechulaile,bugaoxingcaiguai。

xuqingmeibawofangzaihuochezhan,zhijiekaichesongwodaolexuexiao。

meixiangdao,tajuranjiuzaigebidaxuejiudu,womenzaitongyigedaxuecheng。

buguohuixuexiaohouwomangzhe**zhuanqian,meiyoutaiduogongfudalita。

kaixuediyitian,zhoushaolongzaisushelouxialanzhuwo,jianxixidewenwo:

「yunfei,ruguowoqiuni,nihuikaolvyuanliangwo,hewofuhema?」

我笑得灿烂:

「neiyaokannizenmeqiule?birushuojiuzaizheiliguixiajiwokeyibaigexiangtou,dahanyibaishengshuogunainaiwocuole,woshigezhanan,neimewokeyikaolvyixia。」

worujinyijingwudaole,duifufenggoudefangshi,jiushiyaobitahaifeng。

zhoushaolongehenhendedingzhewo,ranhoushuo:

「niyidinghuihouhuide,wodengzhenilaiqiuwo。」

哼,我等着!

9.

yigeyuehouwodenglailewojie。

她果真怀孕了!

「yunfei,shaolongtadayingquwole。」

「那恭喜你了。」

wogenbenbuxianggentaduoshuohua,zhixiangkuaidianbatadafazou。

tayuyanyouzhi,kanzhewodeyanguangyouxieweinan:

「jiushi,shaolongtatichuleyigetiaojian。」

「tashuozhiyaoniqupeitashuiyiwan,jiumashanghewojiehun。」

guaibudezhoushaolongshuorangwodengzhe,yuanlaiyouzheidengshizaidengwoni!

「wohuaiyunlebufangbian,yunfei,nibangjiejiezheiyicihaobuhao?」

yiqianwokandaoguoyigexinwen,huaiyundelaopobangzhulaogongyoupiandaxueshengdaojialishishi**,juedebukesiyi,shishangzenmehuiyouzheimechunderen?

xianzaijiejiezhanzaiwomianqiantizheizhongyaoqiu,wozhinengshuorenleideyuchunmeiyouxiaxian,meiyouzuichun,zhiyougengchun。

又坏又蠢!

jiejieweilenenggoujiajinhaomen,shixianjiejiyueqian,zhenshiwusuobuyongqiji,shangbeizishawo,zheibeizishawobucheng,zhuaneryaobawosongshangzhoushaolongdechuang。

wolengxiao:「nizijifafeng,biedaishangwo,zaishuole,woyijinghenimenduanjueguanxile。」

jiejiezhuanlezhuanzijiyanqiandebeizi,luchuyigedeyidexiaorong:

「yunfei,zheishikeyoubudeni,nibenlaijiushibamajianlaide,xianzaishinibaoendeshihoule。」

tazhenkexiao,wodoubeitashaguoyicile,haihuibufangzheta?

woxiaodehenqian,shengyinqingqingdecaguotadeerji:

「jiejie,nishibushijuedehenyuna?」

xuqingshishidecongbataihoumianzouchulai,kanzhefudaozaizhuoshangdejiejie,zhoumeishuodao:

「yunfei,nimenjiadeshaqi,doumanyandaoxuexiaolaile。」

10.

wobamiyundejiejiesongjilezhoushaolong。

jiranjiejieneimexihuanzhoushaolong,neitamenjiujinjindesuosizaiyiqiba,qianwanbiechulaihuohaiqitaren。

dengzhehaoshidaolaidezhoushaolong,kanzheyundebushengrenshidejiejie,liansekeweishijingcaifencheng。

我讥讽他:

「zenme?kandaobeimiyundeshijiejie,erbushiwo,nihenshiwangma?」

zhoushaolongkanzhejiejiedeyanlishanguoyisihenli,tacongyachifenglijichuyijuhua:

「真是个,蠢货!」

xuqingwojinquantoujinggaota:

「zaigandayunfeidezhuyi,zousini。」

chunjiehoutazhaorendiaochaguoxuqing,yijingzhidaoxuqingdejiashibushitajiakeyibide,zheishihouyezhinengjieshoujinggao,banjuhuayebuganshuo。

tamenzuihuide,jiushiqiruanpayingle。

wozhidaozhoushaolonghenzha,bushishenmehaoren,danwomeixiangdaotahuaideneimechedi。

tabayundaodejiejiedaidaoleyiyuan,ranhouzaijiejiehaimeixinglaideshihou,jiuzhaozijidesirenyishengweijiejieduoletai。

bujinruci,tahaishifenbiantaidebashoushuguochengdeshipinfajilewo。

shipinzhongtafuzaixinglaibengkuidejiejieerbianshuo:

「wanqiu,wozheishizaibangnia,nibushixiangjiahaomenma?wogaosuni,**meidenanpengyouxuqing,shigebiwojiahaodeduodehaomen,nishuo,nidaizhewodezhong,kezenmequgouyintani?」

「wobangnibawodezhongdadiao,jinijiaruhaomensaoqingzhangai,buhaoma?」

「nilijiajinxuqingjiadehaomen,zhongjianxianzaijiuzhiyou**meiyigezhangaile。」

jiejiedeyanjingtonghong,pinlemingdeyouhanyoujiao,kanyangzishenzhibuqingle。

zhoushaolongta,kezhenshigemogui!

11.

jiejiezaijializuoxiaoyueziyangshentideneigeyue,babamamajiwodalewushugedianhua。

我一律没有接。

wodeshijianhenbaogui,youyaozhunbeibiyelunwen,youyao**zhuanqian,haiyaohexuqingtaolunchuchuangxiangmudefangan,zuoxiangmukexingxingdiaoyan……

keweishimangderehuochaotian。

buguo,wohexuqingmanglitouxiancongxuexiaodianyingyuanchulaideshihou,pengshangledaoxuexiaolaizhaowodemama。

tadatingshiqingdaoshizixi,haizhidaowohexuqinglailekandianying。

buguotayehenculu,duizhewodelianjiutuleyikouhuangtan。

wohetazaiyigewuyanxiashenghuoleneimeduonian,zenmehuibuzhidaotayishengqijiuyongtantuorendeteshupihao?

wozhishishaoweipianlepiantou,neikoutanjiucongwolianjiapangfeileguoqu,zhengzhonghoumiandaizhenvpengyoukanwandianyingchulaideqiangzhuangtiyushenglianshang。

tiyushengbeineikoutanexindefaleqing,zhijieyiquanjiubatadexiabazoutuolejiu。

「晦气!」

taxianqideshuowan,haibuwangchaomamalianshangyetuleyikoutan。

mamawaizhexiabatongdeshuobuchuhualai,tabuzhidaowomenxuexiaodetiyusheng,genbenmeiyoubudanvrendeguixun,zaitamendelinianzhong,huairenbufennannv。

woyaoleyaotou,chongmankeliandekanzheta,wenyaobuyaodaitaquyiyuan。

tashenshangdeyanqizhijiebeidadeximiele,laoshidediandiantou。

meibanfa,wozhinengdaitaquxiaoyiyuan,sheijiaotayanglewoyichang。

daitaquxiaoyiyuanzhiqian,wowentiyushengyaoleyiyaofei。bijing,dongshoudarendeshita,zongbunengrangwotaoqian。

xiaoyibamamadexiabaheshanghou,huifushuohuanenglideta,huranputongyishengjiujiwoguixiale。

worenmale,tazheizhao,gaishiyaodaodebangjiale。