第1章 医生,我上辈子可能是个魔修

“姓名?”

“楚铭。”

“年龄?”

“八坤岁。”

“?”

zhengditoulurubinghuanxinxidezhongnianyishengdongzuoweiweiyidun,zengguangwaliangdetoudingzhishangpiaoguojigewenhao。

chumingqingkeyisheng,mianbugaisedao:“20sui。”

qiaojijianpanshengjixuxiangqi,zhongnianyishengtouyebutaidijiezhewendao:

“shuoshuoba,shenmezhengzhuang?”

“吾梦中好杀人。”

zhongnianyishengcuolecuozijideguangtou,chenyindao:

“neinishibushihaixihuanrenqi?”

chumingdourandengdashuangyan:“wocao,shenyia!zheinidouzhidao?!”

zhongnianyishengzheicaitaiqitoulai,yongyizhongguanaizhizhangdeyanshenkanxiangmianqianzheimingshuaiqixiaohuo。

“niyiweinishicaocaozhuanshi?”

chumingzhenchengdidianlediantou:“chabuduoba,wojuedewoshangbeizishigemoxiu。”

“yisheng,niyinggaizhidaomoxiushishenmeba?jiushineizhongshishachengxing,dongbudongjiutuluyizhengzuochengchi,haixihuanbarendewanghunquanbulianjinyigexiaoqizilidebiantai。”

医生:“……”

“nipingchangkanxiaoshuoduoma?”

“挺多的。”

“yibanyongnageyueduruanjian?”

“dangranshibi……fanqie。”

“难怪长这么帅。”

guangtouyishengdishengninanzhe,zaidiannaoshangzuoqilejilu——

【bingrenpingsuchenmiwangluoxiaoshuo,xianyejianduomeng、bunenganshui,zijueqianshiwei“moxiu”。】

chumingjixuwendao:“yisheng,xiangwozheizhongqingkuang,xuyaokaidianshenmeyao?”

“buxuyaokaiyao,pingchangduochuquzhuanzhuan,shaowozaijialitangchuangshangkanxiaoshuojiuxing,nizheidoubusuanshenme,zhiqianhaiyoubingrenjuedezijiqianshishizhiqude。”

“kewozhiyaoyibishangyanjing,jiunenggoukandaozijizaisharen,zhouweishiyipianshishanxuehai,renjianlianyu。”

“neinibayanjingzhengkaibujiudele?”

“si~haotemeyoudaoli!”

shouyifeiqiandechumingcongkoudailitaochuyigexiaobenben,renzhenjiangzheitiaojianyijilexialai。

“duile,yisheng,nijuede……menglichuxiandegongfa,woxianshizhongnenglianma?”

guangtouyishengyileng:“gongfa?shenmegongfa?”

“jiushimoxiuxiuliandeneizhonggongfaa,haoxiangjiaoshenmetaishangtuntianjuelaizhe,jushuoxiuliansudushiqitagongfadehaojibei。”

“e~haiyouzheizhonghaoshi?neinibagongfaxiexialai,woyexianglianliankan。”

shuozhe,guangtouyishengnaqiyizhangzhiheyizhibi,chaochumingdileguoqu。

danchumingquebingmeiyoujie,zhishiyaotoudao:

“neikongpabuxing,shuoshihuawoyejibutaiqinggongfadejutineirongle,zhishibennengdijuedezijinenglian,danyaojiaojiqitarenjiuzuobudaole。”

“erqielianzheizhonggongfabixudeshahenduorencaixing,burangenbenlianbucheng,dansharentaiduodehuayouhuizaodaotiandaozhicai,woshangbeizihaoxiangjiushibeitianjiejipiside。”

zhongnianyishengturanyongshenshidemuguangkanxiangchuming,yansuwendao:

“nishuoxiangzaixianshishijiexiulianneishenmemoxiugongfa,suoyi……nishizhunbeisharenge?”

“kaishenmewanxiao!”chumingyilianzhengse,“wokeshijieshouguogaodengjiaoyudeshoufagongmin,zenmekenengzuozheizhongshiqing?”

“zaishuole……suiranwobingbuqingchuzheigeshijieyoumeiyoutiandaozhicai,danmaozishushudezhengyishenpanjueduibuhuiquexi!”

“tianwanghuihui,shuerbulou!”

“dajifanzui,congwozuoqi!”

chumingshengyingaokang,qingxujiang,chadianjiuranleqilai。

“jiangui,zheimomingqimiaoderexueshizenmehuishi?”

yishengyouxiewuzhudizaiducuolecuoguangtou,kanzhemianqianrenzhenwubidechuming,momozaidiannaoshangjinxingjilu——

【bingrencunzaiyidingdeyixiangzhengzhuang,yanxingjuzhifanchang,dandaodeyufalvguannianshangqielianghao。】

“yisheng,wohaiyouzuihouyigewenti。”

“说。”

“nijuedezheigeshijieshang……youguima?”

chuminghuayinluoxiadeshunjian,buzhishibushiqiaohe,zhenshineidedengguangturanmeilaiyoudishanshuoleyixia。

zuozaidiannaoqiandeguangtouzhongniannanrenmengdiyijiling,houbeilenghanzhimao,youxiejingkongdikanxiangchuming,shengyinzhandoudao:“ni……shenmeyisi?”

chumingweiweiyixiao,xiaorongpingjingeryouwenhe。

“wodeyisishishuo,ruguozheigeshijieshangzhenyouguicunzaidehua,neimejibianbuyongsharen,wodetaishangtuntianjueyezhaoyangnenggouxiulian。”

“erqiezheiyangyilai,shengjilianhunfanshihaikeyizhijieshengquxuejihuorenzheiyibuzhou,gaichenglianhualiguijiuhao。”

tingwanchumingdehuida,guangtouyishengbengzhideshenquzheicaihuanhuansonglexiaqu。

made,chadianbeiyigejingshenbingjihedao……

tacalecaetoudelenghan,kaikoudao:

“xingle,wodagaizhidaonidezhengzhuangle。”

“woxianjinikaidiananshenzhumiandeyaohuiqufuyong,jintianjiudaozheiba。”

“chuqudeshihoujidebamendaishang。”

shuozhe,guangtouyishengfeisukailezhangnayaodedanzijichuming,sishiyouxiepobujidaidixiangyaoganduifangchuqu。

chumingduicidaoyemeiyoutaiguozaiyi,daoleshengxie,nazhedanzijingzhilikailezhenshi。

zoushihaibuwangyishengzuihoudeneijuzhufu,jiangmenjiqingqingdaishang。

“砰——”

伴随着一道巨响。

zhenshineideguangtouyishengmengdicongyizishangdanleqilai,yilianmengbidikanzheneidaojiangmenbanchaixiakangzaijianshangdeshouruoshenying,banshanghoucaifanyingguolai,dahandao:

“沃泥马!!!”

“baoanni?baoanzainali?!”

……

深夜十一点。

chumingyilianwunaidiconglingjiangshijingshenbingyuanneizoulechulai。

“ai,zhenshirenxinbugua……”

“mingmingshineigeyishengrangwobamendaishangde,weishenmeyaowopeiqian?”

“peiqianyejiusuanle,juranhaixiangrangwobanlizhuyuan,zhendangwoshishenjingbingle?!”

“dekuibenzunjizhi,shuoshenmeyebukenpeiqianhezhuyuan,yinghaolezheimejiu,tamenhaibushizhinengguaiguaidirangbenzunlikai~”

nannanziyujian,chumingyijinglaidaolelubiandegongjiaozhantai。

zhuantouwangqu,yiliangbiaozhe44ludegongjiaochezhengcongbuyuanchuhuanhuanshilai。

“haihaomeiyoucuoguozheizuihouyibangongjiaoche,buranjiuzhinengpofeidachehuixuexiaole。”

daidao44lugongjiaochezaizhantaipangtingwen,chumingsanliangbukuashangche,touleliangmeiyingbi,muguangsuiyidizaicheneisaoshiyiquan。

shenyedegongjiaocheshanglenglengqingqing,bingmeiyouduoshaoren。

chulesijizhiwai,jiuzhishengxiayiweimantoubaifadelaoyu,yimingkanshangquxiangshibailingdezhongniannanzi,yijisuozaizuihoupaijiaoluoweizhiqingqingwowodeyiduixiaoqinglv。

chuminghenkuaishouhuimuguang,zhaolegekaochuangdeweizhizuoxia,gongjiaochezaiduhuanhuanxingshiqilai。

shizhijiuyue,chexiangneikongdiaolengqikaidehenzu,jimingchengkedouxiayishidibaojinziji,cuolecuoshoubei。

chumingdaoshibingmeiyouzheimezuo,qiaqiaxiangfan,tahenxihuanzheigewendu。

congsimianbafangxijuanerlaideliangyi,rangtaganjuezijifangfozhishenyuyichuanwutianridexiagudangzhong,zhouweishiduijichengshandeshiti,guneiyinfenghuxiaopanxuan,wanrueguitongku。

“zhenshirangrenshenxinyuyuea~”

chumingyouzhongdigantanleyiju,suihouwangzhechuangwaideyesezhengzhengchushen。

lingjiangshizhishiyizuosanxianxiaochengshi,changzhurenkoubusuanduo,yewandejiedaoshanggengshijihukanbudaorenying,chuleludengwaiyemeiyoushenmeqitadeguangyuan,heiqiqiyipian。

yezhengyinruci,chumingsuiranshiwangxiangchuangwai,danyetongyangnenggoutongguochechuangbolidefanguangkanqingcheneidejingxiang,jiuwanruzaizhaojingziyiban。

yuanbenhaizaixinshanglingjiangshiyejingdeta,shixianhenkuaijiurenbuzhubeichechuangshangdaoyingchudeneizhangyingjunmianpangsuoxiyin。

“zheishishangzenmehuiyourendeyanzhigaodaozheizhongdibu!nandaozhenrubaitianneimingyishengsuoshuo,shiyinweiwojingchangzaifanqiekanxiaoshuo,bingqiemeibenshudouhuijiwuxinghaopingdeyuangu?”

chumingxinzhonganzichuaimo,yuexiangyuejuedeshizheimegedaoli。

kesixupiaodangdemougeshunjian,chumingturanchajuedaoleyouxiebutaiduijing,tongkongbuyouzizhudiweiweishousuoleyixia。

zhijianzaichechuangsuodaoyingchudehunanchexiangnei,zijishenhouneiyuanbenkongkongdangdangdezuoweishang,jingshibuzhiheshiduochuleyidaohongyinvzideshenying。