第三章
3
【luyuan，nishuohuaya？】
liulinjianwochenmo，shenseyouxiebunaifan，yansudao，【wozuoweixuexiaofudaoyuan，youzerenzhaokanhaoneibangliuxuesheng，ruguochulewenti，shuyugongzuoshizhi，erqiequkankan，youbushishenmedashi，nandaohuidanwuhunlia。】
wotaiqitou，wangzheliulinmanlianbuyue，xinzhonglengxiao，yinweizheifanhua，shangbeiziwoxinruan，juedetazerenxinqiang，xianzaiduiliuxueshenghao，yihouduijiatingyefuze。
kexicongtoudaoweiwobeitamenmunvshuadetuantuanzhuan，liulinzaizhangmuniangdeguhuoxia，zaojiugenneibangheirengaozaiyiqi，huamianhunluanbukan，zaotingwenzhangmuniangsishenghuohenluan，meixiangdaobiwoxiangdegengjiabukan。
erliulingentamayiyangzang。
zheicishuodehaotingshiqubangfuguojiyouren，gujijianjiehunle，yihoushaojihuiyuheirenwan，suoyicaixianghunqianhaohaofangsiyichang。
xiangqiliulinyuheirensihundehuamian，wochadianrenbuzhutuchulai。
jirantazhiyixiangqu，wobudanbuhuizulan，fanerlejianqicheng。
rangneiduimunvxiadiyuquba。
buguoweilebaoxianqijian，woshenxiyikouqi，guzuojiujie：【liulin，zhendeyaoquma？】
liulinganjindiantou，jimangdao：【zheishixueyuandezhengzhirenwu，bixubaliuxueshengzhaoguhao，erqieshangmianyijingjueding，meigeliuxueshengbixuyougexueban，woyeshenqingle，yicixingshenqingliangge。】
worenzheexin，liulinweikouzhenda，juranyicixingbangfulianggeheiren，xinzhongzaiyemeiyoubandianlianmin，wunaidao：【suoyiniyoubixuqudeliyou，wozhishiyouxiedanxinnideanquan。】
liulinhehelengxiao，yelandezhuangle，zhouqimeitou：【nengchushenmeshiqing？womadaizhewo，kendingnengzhaoguhao，luyuan，nibuyaoneimexiaoqi，haimeiyoujiehun，nijiuxianzhiworenshengziyou，yihouzenmefangxinjiajini？ruguonibutongyi，wojiu……wojiubujiale！】
wotoutoukanleyiyanshoujiluyin，kuxiaodao：【ai，xingba，jirannizhiyiyaoqu，woyemeibanfa，xiwangnimenwandekaixin。】
liulinhuanhuyisheng，louzhewodeshoubei，sajiaodao：【laogong，niduiwotaihaole，fangxinba，woqukanyiyan，meishenmeshiqingmashanghuilaipeini。】
wodiandiantou，gangyaoshuohua，zhangmuniangyijiaochuankaifangmen，jianjiaodao：【zenmehaimeihao，wodoudenglewufenzhong。】
budailiulinshuohua，yongshouzhizhewo，madao，【niyoushenmezigexianzhiwonverziyou，meijiehunguanneimeduo，yihoukendinghuijiabao，xiangnizheizhonglaihama，nengqudaowonveryijingshitiandadefufen，ruguobutongyi，neijiufenshou！】
liulinxiaoshengdao：【ma，luyuanmeishuoshenme，zanmenzouba。】
zhangmunianglengzhu，meixiangdaowohuitongyi。
woliansepingjing，qishihenbudesilanzhangmuniangdezuiba。
shangbeiziwofengkuangzulan，shenzhiyiquxiaohunliweixie，liulincaimianqiangtongyi。
woyiweizijijiuleta，suoyihuiganjiwo。
meixiangdaotabazhangmuniangdesiguaizuidaowotoushang，weilebaofuwo，zuochuneixiesangxinbingkuangdeshiqing，haiwojiaporenwang。
zheifenchouhenqingjinsanjiangshuiyexibujing！
zhangmuniangyangzhenaodai，deyidao：【kanjianlema，nvrenzaijialigaiqiangyingdian，buranzenmedangjia，fouzeyihoubeirenqizaitoushang，wonverkeshitianzhijiaonv。】
我差点吐了。
shia，ninvershitianzhijiaonv，buyuanyibeiwoqizaitoushang，queyuanyijiheirenwannong。
想想都觉得恶心。
zhangmuniangxianmawohaibugou，chaofengdao：【yihoujiehunyebuxuguanneimeduo，womenshiqubangfuguojiyouren，rixingyishan，xiangnizheizhongmeigejudenanren，peibushangwonver。】
shuowanzhuaizhenverpobujidaidelikai，shengpaquwanle，neiqunheirenhuilikai。
wozhanzaichuangqian，wangzhelouxiayuanqudeshenying，mouzifanzhehanyi。
tamenqutianrenjia，xiaodeneimekaixin。
笑吧。
buzhidaomingtianshifouxiaodechulai。