“jiejiekendingshizhenduiwocaixiangyaozou，woyigeshixiyishengganglaimeiduojiu，jiejiejiusashoubuguan，chuanchuqubierengaizenmekanwoni……”
tayueshuoyueshangxin，zhijiekaozaiyigeyounvpengyoudenantongshishenshangkudeshangqibujiexiaqi。
peiyuanzeyanzhongshanguoyimoxinteng，zhoumeikanxiangwo：
“gandehaohaodeturannaoshenmepiqi？qubashenqingchexiao。”
“不可能。”
wotouyebuhuixiangwaizou，quebeiyibazhuaihuiqu。
同事们纷纷皱眉：
“xuyishengnibietaiguofenle，jiaojiaobenlaijiumeizuocuoshenme。”
“jiushi，tangniaobingrenyebushiyidiantangdoubukeyichi，nideshipubenlaijiufanrenxing，jiaojiaozhishijialeyidiandiantang，genbenbushiyinfabingrenfabingdezhenzhengyuanyin。”
“mingmingshinipingshizhiliaobudang，peiyishengyezhishibinggongbanshieryi，nibunengyinweizhengfengchicujiuliaoxiakeshibuguan！”
我险些被气笑。
wodeneiweibingrenyijingshitangniaobingzhongdu，bushiwodeshipuheyanfangsishou，tazaojiusiyubingfazhengle。
ruanjiaojiaodetanggengbushiyidiandian，neiyijingchaoguolejiankangrendeyunxusheruliang！
“nimenzheimepawozou，shidanxinnimendebingrenmeirenbangnimenzhaoguma？”
dangchuwobenjiugaibeifenpeidaoerke。
zhishineishiwomanxinmanyandoushipeiyuanze，yingshiqiuleyuanzhangyigelibai，caijiwofenpeidaoyike。
kewomeixiangdaopeiyuanzedangshangkeshizhurenhoujiubuduanbalaotongxuelajinlai。
youdeshenzhihaimeijingguowanzhengdepeixun。
wobuxiangtadekeshihuailemingsheng，suoyineixietongshimengaobudingde，wojiuhuibangtamenshoushilantanzi。
keshixianzai，tamenquenule。
diaorenwenjianbeiyibaduoguoqu，peiyuanzejiangwenjiansisui：
“nixiangshenmeshihouzouwodoubuguan，danshiweidubunengshixianzai。”
“meicuo，xuqinglan，keshimeileniyebuhuizenyang，shenzhihuigenghao，danshiwomenbunengkanzheqifuxinren。”
“大家不要说了！”
ruanjiaojiaoturankaikou，tahongzheyankanxiangpeiyuanze：
“wozhidaoshiworangxuyishengweinanle，peiyisheng，woshenqingdiaogang，ninbawoganchuquba。”