“ma？”zhangyuediledishoulideyao。
womianbugaisedijiexia，yikoushuimenlexiaqu，qiaoqiaodaliangzhezhangyuedebiaoqing。
tasihuhenmanyiwodeshuangkuai。
siguoyicijiushibuyiyang，zhiqianzenmejiumeizhuyidaotazheixiexiaodongzuoni。
“ma，woxianqugongsile，nihemengmengzaijiahaohaodaizhe，dengwohuilai。”
“laogongnijiufangxinba，jialiyouwoni。”yemengjiangtasongdaomenkou。
zhangyuechenjiqinleyixiayemeng，yemengdelianshunjianhongle。
我在后面大翻白眼。
ruguobushitingdaoguotadezhenxinhua，xiangbiwoyehuijuedetamenfuqigewaienai。
danxianzai，wozhixiangshuo，zhangyue，niyandeyizuihaoxi。
dengtalikaihou，chenyemengbuzhuyi，wolianmangbayazaishexia，meiyanxiaqudeyaotulechulai，qiaoqiaobaohao，daizhechuangtoudeyaopingzhibenyaodian。
woyaochaqingchuzheijiujingshishenmeyao。
wanshangzhangyuehuijia，zaifanzhuoshang，zhuangsibujingyidiwendao：“ma，ninyoushenmebushufudema？zenmequyaodianle？”
woyijing，zhangyuezenmezhidao。
buguotakendingshichabuchushenmede，yinweiyaodiandedianzhangduonianqianqianwoyigerenqing，worangtabangwozuodeshitabuhuigaosurenheren。
zheiyidianwoyoujueduidezixin。
“woqumailediananshenyao，zuijinjitianzongshishuibuhao。”
“xiacikeyirangwotinimai。”zhangyueshuodao。
ruguobushiwozhidaotadezhenmianmu，wokendingjuedeshitazaixintengwozheigelaomuqinbenbobuyi。
现在…
he，shipawofaxianshenmemaoniba。
“ma，shuibuhaoninyebuzaoshuo，womingtiandaininquyiyuanzaikaidianyao。”yemengtiexindao。
我的傻儿媳呦。
woyiliangandong，haishiwodehaoerxitiexin，bulunshizhiqianhaishixianzai。
xiangqishangyishi，yemengdeleiliumanmian，zhangyuedehuatianjiudi，wobuyoudexinzhongnuhuozhongshao。
zheimehaodeerxi，erzizhangyuebudongdezhenxi，neijiuyouwolaishouhu！
diertian，yemengdaizhewolaidaoleyiyuan，zaijiwokaiwanyaohou，yemengshunbianyegenzhezuolegejiancha。
zaiyemengjianchadeshihou，sijiazhentanjiwodalailedianhua，gaosuwotafaxianlezhangyuezuijinjingchangheyigenanrenzaifujindekafeitingpengmian。
woyikanfalaidezhaopian，qijifanxiao，zhaopianlizheigeyoutoudaduyibenzhengjingdenanren，kebujiushiwoneiyitianyigedeqianfuzhangchenma。
haohaohao，wodaoyaokankanzheiliangrenyaogaoshenmemingtang。
dayuecongweiliaodaowohuichuxianzaizheili，zhangyueyizhenhuangluan，shengyinbuyouzizhudibagao。
“ma，ninzenmezaizheier？”
xushiyishidaozijideyuqibudui，talianmangjieshi：“ninjintianbushihemengmengquyiyuanma？zenmejiuninyigerenzaia？mengmengni？”
qiaoqiaozheixuqingjiayideguanxin。
womeiyoulizhangyue，fanerkanxiangtashenhouzhunbeiliuzhidajidezhangchen，yuqibushan：“niweishenmehewoerzizaiyiqi？”
“shenmenideerzi！”zhangchensihubeichuozhongtongchu，“tayeshiwodeerzi，laozilaikanzijideerzi，youshenmewenti！haiyaonilaiguan！？”
zhangyueyezaidayuanchang：“ma，wojiushilaihebeikafei，meixiangdaozaizheihuipengdaota。”
hekafeinengpengdaoxiangsileershijiniandeqianfu？pianguini。
zheijiakafeitingbushuojiagebufei，jiushizhuanghuangyikanjiuhenyouguige。
zhangchenziershijinianqianchuguibeiwofaxianhou，jingshenchuhu，jiutaneigeguimiriyandechuxi。
duoshaonianqiankaozhewodezijinzhichidoumeishenmechengjiu，lihunzhihouturanfadachengzheizhongrenmogouyangdeyangzi。
我不信。
zhangyueyizhiyilaidoudaiwodalizhegongsishiwu，xiangqishangyishitayeshipinpingantangongsiyewushao，zijinbuzu，wosihuyoulemeimu。
zheibuzhongbuxiao，lianhezhadieduocaichandenizi，tayonglaoniangdeqianyangtaneibuchengqidelaozi。