第一章彩票
wozhongleyiyicaipiao,quebeilaopoxiadu,zhemozhisi。
linsiqian,laopozaiwoerbianlengxiao:“zhidaoma?woyaonanideqian,erqiezaiwaimianyouxiaobailian,haiziyebushinide!”
sihou,tahejianfubazhanlewodeyiqie,bawodefumuzhuchujiamen,dongbijietou。
wozaiyicizhengkaiyanjing,faxianhuidaozhongcaipiaodeneiyitian。
laopodingzhedianshi,jinwoshouzhongcaipiao,jidongdahou:“zhongjiangle!laogong,zanmenzhongjiangle!”
womianwubiaoqing:“ninongcuole,zheishiquniandecaipiao。”
laoposhiwang,bacaipiaodiuzailajitongli。
woqiaoqiaojianleqilai...
1.
五个五!
chenqianlikedaidaizhanzaiyuandi,jinjiezhebianshiyizhenjicudehuxisheng。
“wugewu,wugewu......”
tabutingdezhongfuzhezheijigezi,wofandaoshimeiyourenheganjue,bizhongdedongxi,xingfenyicijiugoule。
“laoxu,nizhendezhongle,kuaishanwoyibazhang,rangwozhidaozheibushizaizuomeng。”
woxiangdoumeixiang,taishouchaozhechenqianlianshang,yongjinquanlihuleguoqu。
这他妈是你应得的!
啪!
zheiyijierguangxiaqu,gujizhenggeloudaodounengtingdaoxiangsheng。
chenqianzhijiebeiwoshandedaofeichuqu,yi**zuozaishafashang。
tananyizhixindikanxiangwo,woyiweitayaofabiao,sheizhidaozheijiannvrenturanqishen。
zaiwoyoufangbeideqingkuangxia,yibabaozhuwo,zaiwolianshangyitongshuchu。
“laoxuzanfacaile,zanfacaile,wojiushuogenzhenimeicuo。”
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woyibajiangtatuikai,ranhoucongtashouzhongnazoucaipiao。
“我这就去领奖。”
chenqianjimangzuzhiwodao:“jishenme,yigeyueshijianni,dajiangyebuhuipaole。”
“dengwojinichaojigecai,ranhouniheshangjibei,wopeiniyiqiqu。”
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wobudongshengse,zhishidiandiantou,meiyoushuohua。
“nikefanghaocaipiao,taigaoxingle,zheixiazanmenjiazhongyukeyifanshenle。”
shuowan,chenqianbianqulechufang,jiwozuozuihoudeyican。
shangyishi,wojiushizhonglecaipiaozhihou,beizheigeedudenvrenjidusi!
2.
wojiangcaipiaoshoujinhuaizhong,manmandakaizhiqianwogoumaiguocaipiao,jiangfeipiaocunfangdejuzi。
meiguoduojiu,wobianconglimianfanzhaochulai,zhiqianmaiguodexiangtonghaomadecaipiao。
chenqiannimeixiangdaoba,laoziwojiushigeda**,tongyangdehaoma,wohezhimaiguoyiqi?
wojiushiyaorangnixianchangchangfanjinzhongjude**,ranhouzairangnichangchang,zhuirujuewangdetongku。
dengwozhaodaoneigejianfu,rangnimenlianggerenbudehaosi。
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buyongwen,kendingjiushineigejianfuxiaobailian。
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chenqiansuozuodeyiqie,hewosizhiqianwanquanyiyang。
taxianzaidadianhuabiranshitongzhijianfu,yaoduiwofumudongshou。
这娘们可真够毒的。
jintianrangxianchangchangshiwangdeziwei,jiezheyaorangnichangjinsuoyoutongku,zheimekuaijiunongsini,neijianzhitaibianyinile。
haiyouneigebianyierzi,kuilaoziyipianxinsizhenxinduitamenniangerliang。
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“laopowomenmeizhongjiang,jintianwojiupahuilainijiandaocaipiao,mawoda**,suoyiwojiumeimaineigehaoma。”
“你说什么?”
chenqianyigeliangqiang,chadianzuozaidishang。
“woshuowomaidecaipiaohaomabushiwugewu,nikandaodeneizhangcaipiao,shizhiqianmaideguoqifeipiao。”
“废票?”
chenqianyishuangyanjingsisidingzaiwodelianshang。
woshenqingdandingdediguocaipiao,xinxiangzhechenqianjiexialaifakuangdechangjing,xinzhongbietiyouduojiehen。