第一章 彩票

第一章彩票

wozhongleyiyicaipiao,quebeilaopoxiadu,zhemozhisi。

linsiqian,laopozaiwoerbianlengxiao:“zhidaoma?woyaonanideqian,erqiezaiwaimianyouxiaobailian,haiziyebushinide!”

sihou,tahejianfubazhanlewodeyiqie,bawodefumuzhuchujiamen,dongbijietou。

wozaiyicizhengkaiyanjing,faxianhuidaozhongcaipiaodeneiyitian。

laopodingzhedianshi,jinwoshouzhongcaipiao,jidongdahou:“zhongjiangle!laogong,zanmenzhongjiangle!”

womianwubiaoqing:“ninongcuole,zheishiquniandecaipiao。”

laoposhiwang,bacaipiaodiuzailajitongli。

woqiaoqiaojianleqilai...

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五个五!

chenqianlikedaidaizhanzaiyuandi,jinjiezhebianshiyizhenjicudehuxisheng。

“wugewu,wugewu......”

tabutingdezhongfuzhezheijigezi,wofandaoshimeiyourenheganjue,bizhongdedongxi,xingfenyicijiugoule。

“laoxu,nizhendezhongle,kuaishanwoyibazhang,rangwozhidaozheibushizaizuomeng。”

woxiangdoumeixiang,taishouchaozhechenqianlianshang,yongjinquanlihuleguoqu。

这他妈是你应得的!

啪!

zheiyijierguangxiaqu,gujizhenggeloudaodounengtingdaoxiangsheng。

chenqianzhijiebeiwoshandedaofeichuqu,yi**zuozaishafashang。

tananyizhixindikanxiangwo,woyiweitayaofabiao,sheizhidaozheijiannvrenturanqishen。

zaiwoyoufangbeideqingkuangxia,yibabaozhuwo,zaiwolianshangyitongshuchu。

“laoxuzanfacaile,zanfacaile,wojiushuogenzhenimeicuo。”

chenqianshenzhigubushanggaogaozhongqidelianjia,zhenxiangbudaozheidufuzheimenaida。

woyibajiangtatuikai,ranhoucongtashouzhongnazoucaipiao。

“我这就去领奖。”

chenqianjimangzuzhiwodao:“jishenme,yigeyueshijianni,dajiangyebuhuipaole。”

“dengwojinichaojigecai,ranhouniheshangjibei,wopeiniyiqiqu。”

woxinzhonglengxiao,peiwoyiqilingjiang,made,shisongwoqujianyanwangba。

wobudongshengse,zhishidiandiantou,meiyoushuohua。

“nikefanghaocaipiao,taigaoxingle,zheixiazanmenjiazhongyukeyifanshenle。”

shuowan,chenqianbianqulechufang,jiwozuozuihoudeyican。

shangyishi,wojiushizhonglecaipiaozhihou,beizheigeedudenvrenjidusi!

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wojiangcaipiaoshoujinhuaizhong,manmandakaizhiqianwogoumaiguocaipiao,jiangfeipiaocunfangdejuzi。

meiguoduojiu,wobianconglimianfanzhaochulai,zhiqianmaiguodexiangtonghaomadecaipiao。

chenqiannimeixiangdaoba,laoziwojiushigeda**,tongyangdehaoma,wohezhimaiguoyiqi?

wojiushiyaorangnixianchangchangfanjinzhongjude**,ranhouzairangnichangchang,zhuirujuewangdetongku。

dengwozhaodaoneigejianfu,rangnimenlianggerenbudehaosi。

wotihuanwancaipiaohou,biantoutoumodaochufangmenkou,chenqianhaoxiangzaihesheidadianhua。

buyongwen,kendingjiushineigejianfuxiaobailian。

wolikeyishidaobuhao,ganjinjifumudaletongdianhua,rangtamenliangrenxianqudabojiazhuduanshijian。

chenqiansuozuodeyiqie,hewosizhiqianwanquanyiyang。

taxianzaidadianhuabiranshitongzhijianfu,yaoduiwofumudongshou。

这娘们可真够毒的。

jintianrangxianchangchangshiwangdeziwei,jiezheyaorangnichangjinsuoyoutongku,zheimekuaijiunongsini,neijianzhitaibianyinile。

haiyouneigebianyierzi,kuilaoziyipianxinsizhenxinduitamenniangerliang。

wotingchufangneichenqianguaduandianhua,bianzhijiezoujinchufang,jiazhuangaishengtanqi。

“laopowomenmeizhongjiang,jintianwojiupahuilainijiandaocaipiao,mawoda**,suoyiwojiumeimaineigehaoma。”

“你说什么?”

chenqianyigeliangqiang,chadianzuozaidishang。

“woshuowomaidecaipiaohaomabushiwugewu,nikandaodeneizhangcaipiao,shizhiqianmaideguoqifeipiao。”

“废票?”

chenqianyishuangyanjingsisidingzaiwodelianshang。

woshenqingdandingdediguocaipiao,xinxiangzhechenqianjiexialaifakuangdechangjing,xinzhongbietiyouduojiehen。