第3章

“tianshangbaiyujing,shierlouwucheng。xianrenfuwoding,jiefashouzhangsheng……”

jiudaoqifen,baiyurenbuzhu**…pei,renbuzhushixingdafa。

tazhanzaihulanshangshilangsong,yishoujieyishou。

yinrenershinian,jinritayeyaochuyichufengtou!

秘技,唐诗三百首!

chushi,lurenyupengyouzhidangtafajiufeng,ketingzhetingzhejiujuedebuduile。

这这这……

诗仙在世呀!

李白:我有话讲!

tabuyongjiang,baiyuquantitajiangle。

zheifangshiliyulonghunza,youxiuxianzheyouwuzhe,yeyouputongren。

tamenhejiutiaodediershiyibanfanrenwuzhejujidi,buranbaiyuhaizhenbuganzheimezhuang。

wanyipengshangyigerenweibaiyubitayouxiujiuyaochuzhierhoukuaide,neizhenshitanshangshile。

jiduxinshangtou,zaifangshilitabudongshou,wanyimingtiangenzhebaiyuchuqufeiyaochuzhierhoukuaini?

zheilibenjiuhenduobudezhidexiuxianzhe,shitanbude。

suoyishuo,genfanrenmenzhuangyizhuangjiuhaole。

zhongleershiniandi,wohaibunengzhuangyizhuangle?

tashixingdafazhiji,zheitiaojiehuijuleyuelaiyueduoderen。

dajiajiuzhanzaijieshangtingtabeishi,meirengandaraota,shengpacuoguojiazuo。

不懂鉴赏?

buhuide,nengzaizheilihun,neidoushiyouwenhuaderen。

“renshengdeyixujinhuan,moshijinzunkongduiyue。

tianshengwocaibiyouyong,qianjinsanjinhaifulai……”

与此同时。

fangshizhongyang,yizuoanjingdeyuanzili。

“咯吱~!”

yijianwuzichuanghubeituikai,yimiaolingshaonvwangyuetanxi。

meiyoufuzadezhuangshu,yemeiyoujingzhidezhuangrong,danjiukantayiyanjiujuedecinvzhiyingtianshangyou。

wuguanjueduishinvwazaorenshizaochulaidejingpin,jingdiaoyuzhuo。

wangzheyilunmingyue,tayouyoudao:

“zhonglixuntaqianbaidu,moranhuishou,neirenquezai,denghuolanshanchu……”

manliantaozui,tataochuyibenshuninandao:“langlixiaobailong,tadaodijingliguoshenme,cainengxiechuruciduodehaoshi,jujuxiezaiwodexinkanshang。”

fumofengmian,tadeyanshengengmizuisanfen。

shixianlajin,keyikanqingzheishucefengmianshangdezi。

《情诗三百首》

“师姐!师姐!”

turuqilaidejiaohansheng,shaonvhuangleshenganjinjiangqingshizangjinzhuozili。

yigekanqilaijiuhenyouhuolidepiaoliangguniangcongkongzhongfeilexialai,shanglaijiujiechuandao:“shijie,haizangni,wozaodoufaxianlehaoma,niyouzaikanqingshile。

zanmenshixiuzhenzhe,nilaoguanxinzheixiefanrendedongxiganshenme,nianshiyoubunengzhuwomengengshangyicenglou。”

xiaomimibeichuopo,shaonvxiuhongleliandao:“qu,yaoniguanneimeduo,guanhaozijijiushile,ganshuochuqudehua,dangxinwoshoushini。”

zheierrendoushiziyunxianzongdeneimendizi,tamenjielelaiguanlifangshiderenwu。

shijiehuanzuo‘biyun’,shimeihuanzuo‘hanyue’。

biyunnaishineimenzhizhongchulemingdexianzi。

tianzongzhizi,fouzeyemeibanfajiedaofangshizheigefeicha。

hanyueshitadeshimei,errenshitongyigeshifu。

suishixiuzhenzhe,dandaodiyemeichengxian,suoyiyouxiezijidexingquaihaoyebuqiguai。

biyunyouxiewenqing,kanshibianshitadeaihao。

《情诗三百首》

zicongshinianqiannadaozheiyibenshicehou,tadewenqingbinggengyanzhongle,yidanxianxialaijiuzaikanshinianshi,huozaigankaizuozhedebenshi。

duici,baiyubiaoshidoushixiaoshi。

zuozhehainengyoushei,dangranshibaiyubei。

taiwuliao,suoyishijinianqiantajiubazijizhidaodeqingshiquandouchaolexialai,ranhousuibianwangshuwuneimeyidiu。

daoshiyouxieshuihua,zheiweibiyunjiushishuihuazhiyi。

beishijieweixie,hanyueyouxiemenmenbuleduqizui,duqidao:“heng,benlaihaixianggaosuniyixieyouqudeshi,xianzaiwobuxiangshuole。”

“bushuobianbushuoba,nineixiegequshierwoyebuganxingqu。”biyunbaqingshiyoutaolechulai,zhijiebuzhuangle。

这下,韩月更气了。

heng~,neiwojiubushuole。

huilaideshihou,taluguofangshiwaiwei,qiahaokanjianneibianrenduobianyequcourenaole。

tingleyidadui,tabuzenmeganxingquyushijiuhuilaile,haixinxiangzhegenshijieshuoshuoni。

fankanqingshisanbaishou,biyunyouchenzuile,nannanziyudao:“yaoshinengjianjianzuozhejiuhao,yenengyuzhitantaotantaoshici。”

qishi,tagengduohaishixianglejiezuozhedejingli。

bagua,yeshirenleiqianjindedonglizhiyi。

baiyuzheibian,zuzubeishibeileyigeduoshichentacaixiaotingxialai。

zuohuiyuanwei,tashuanglianfanhongdao:“geweixiongdi,jinriwowankaixinle。

zanmenjiuchidaozheiba,quwanxiayichang。”

songyiyihuodao:“shenmexiayichang?”

yizhuanyan,yixingrenlaidaoyijianqicaibanlandedianpu。

zheidianpufeichangrenao,jinjindeluguowanglikanyiyanbianjiaorenbuganzhishi。

cidinaihehuanzongkaidefendian,limiandoushixieqiaoguxisuideyaojing。

baiyuhuishoudao:“zou!jinriwoqingke!zaojiuxianglaishishile。”

cengjingwushugeriye,baiyumeiciluguodouxiangjinquyitanjiujing。

naihenangzhongxiuse,youtingwencidiqiaoguxisui,angshoutingxiongjinqu,zaichulaijiumeiyoushuangtuibufaruande。

tingshuojiushiyixiegetixiujinqule,chulaiyedeshishuangtuidazhan。

cunleershinian,baiyudasuanjintianhuihuoyikong。

把灵石花光!

……

tamenchulaile,yigegeshuangtuidabaizi。

suiranshuangtuifazhan,danbaiyumianshangxiaodehenkaixin。

zhongleershiniandi,wojiubunengxiangshouxiangshouma?

xianzaihaole,lingshiyehuaguangle,meiqianyishenqing,yebuyongdanxinbeisheidingshang。

danfanyourendingzheta,cishiyegaizhidaotajinquzheiliyitangkendingshiyimaobusheng。

douhaibugouni,dixiongmenhaidouyoucoulexie。

pingshitamenkendingbugan,kejintianbaiyuchudatou,tamenshuoshenmedoudecoushang。

xiongdimenhuxiangchanfuzhechileyifenzaocan。

buchongwanbi,yixingrenyoulaidaofanrenjiaoyidedifang。

baiyuyonghuangjinmaileyipibaoma。

fangshichukou,baiyuqimaerchu,suijilemadiaotou。

wangzhexiangchuershiniandehaogemenermen,baiyugongshoudao:“zhuwei,tongxingyichang,renshengnandepengjianneimeduozhitongdaohedepengyou,renshizhuweishiwoderongxing。

songjunqianlizhongxuyibie,womenzaicibieguo,yuanzhuweihoudaizisunnengrangjiazufanrongchangsheng,xiantucuican。

xianlumanman,zhuweimanxing!”