第5章
chenzhiyuankanlexulangyiyan，“xulaoshi，zhiyaogeshoushihe，womeiyouyijian。”
dulinrenbuzhuyaotou，ganjueyouxiekexi。
tinglechenzhiyuanmeiyourenhexiuyindexianchang，taganjuezhaobudaobiechenzhiyuangengjiashihechangzheishougederen。
kexichenzhiyuanzhixiangzuomuhou，buxiangjuanruyulequandeyingyinggougouzhizhong。
xulangdiandiantou，“hao，zuoweiciquzheniyoufayanquan，wohuizhengzhongkaolv，womenxianzaiquluyinpeng。”
shishishangxinqiandeciquzhegenbenmeiyouxuanzegeshoudequanli，shichenzhiyuanpingjiezijideshilidedaolexulang、dulinderenke。
xiewendongbeizhulidaidaoleluyinpeng，xulang、dulinquzhaoyanchangzhe。
luyinpengdemenbeituikaile，yigeshuaiqidenanrennazheyigeshuibeizoulejinlai。
takanleyiyanluyinpeng，“xulaoshini？”
chenzhiyuantaiqitou，ganjueyouxieyanshu。
haimeidengtakaikou，neigeshuaiqinanrenbashoulideshuibeidijichenzhiyuan，“qujiwojiebeishui......yi，nishichenzhiyuan？”
shuodaohoumian，shuaiqinanrenhualichongmanleqifen、yane，henbudehenhenchouchenzhiyuanjigeerguang。
chenzhiyuanzhouqimeitou，“worenshinima？”
“哼！”
shuaiqinanrenlenglengdao：“nirenshiburenshiwobuzhongyao！nizhixuyaozhidaojingwenshiwozuihaodemeimei，nijingranganxiurujingwen？
yunqihaoxieshougeqianletianhuajiujuedezijilebuqi？wozhixuyaoyijuhua，gongsijiuhuixuezangni，nabudaorenhedeziyuan。
不过......”
shuodaozheili，shuaiqinanrenyangyangdeyi，“niyaoshixianzaiguixialaiqiuwo，ranhouqiujingwenyuanliangni，wokeyikaolvfangguoni！”
“沙雕！”
chenzhiyuanbuxiedao，nanguaiyanshu，gujishiyinlexueyuandexuezhang，shenjingwenzhongduogegelideyiyuan。
shuaiqinanrenbeichenzhiyuandetaidujinule！
tajiaoxiedong，qunianqianyuetianhuayulegongsi，budanfaxingliangshoudanqufanxiangshifenhao，qianduanshijianhaicanyanleyibuouxiangju。
gengshidedaolejinpaiciqurenxulangdeqinglai。
ganggangjiedaoxulangdedianhua，shuoyouyishouhaogejita，gongsihuiqingxieziyuanbangtanaxia5yuexinrenwang！
xiedongzhidaozijidejihuilaile，naxiaxinrenwangyihougongsihuilipeng，daoshihouzijiminglishuangshou。
meixiangdaozailuyinpengjingrankandaolechenzhiyuan。
xiangxiangzijiqiantusijin，zenmehuibayigegangqianyuedeciqurenfangzaiyanli？
beichenzhiyuanxiuru，xiedongyibachaochenzhiyuandeyifuzhuaqu，“nijingrangandingzhuangwo？xinbuxinwoyigedianhuajiukaichuleni！”
“滚！”
chenzhiyuanyibatuikaixiedongdeshou，muguangruju，tazenmekenengrangxiedongzheizhong**pengziji？
“哈哈哈！”
xiedongbunufanxiao，tabeichenzhiyuandeyouzhidouxiaole，“jintianyaoshibukaichuni，wocongzheilipachuqu！”
luyinpengdemenyoubeituikaile，xulang、dulinlianggerenzoujinlai，kanzhezhengchaodelianggerenlengzhule。
dulinnuqichongchongdangzaichenzhiyuanshenqian，“xiedong，buyaoyiweiyoudianziyuanjiuganqifuwodeyiren！”
xulanggangganghedulinqudalaobanneililiaoleyixiaxingedeshiqing，dedaodalaobankendingdedafuyihoucailailuyinpeng。
jieguoquekandaolexiedonghechenzhiyuanchongtu。
tadenglexiedongyiyan，“zenmehuishi？”
xiedongbupadulin，zijiyoubushitadeyiren，danshiduixulangqueshiyiliantaohao，“xulaoshi，worangtajiwodaobeishui，tachuyanbuxun，xianzaidexinrenyuelaiyuebudongguijule。”
徐朗愣住了。
geshoumandajiedoushi，youxiudeciqurenquenandeyijian，xiedongzheishinaochoulema？
jingranrangqudiejitaqudaoshui？
chenzhiyuankanzhexulangzhengzhongdao：“xulaoshi，wobuhuirangzheizhongrenchangwodege！”
xiedongsonglesongjianbang，lengxiaodao：“wochangnidege？niyepei？wokeshixulaoshiyuelaide，yaochongjixinrenwangdewangzhagequ。
ni？nihuixiegema？zhenbuzhidaoshisheijideniyongqizhanzaizheili？nizhidaoxulaoshishisheima？”
tazaidianhualikeshitingxulangshuodeqingqingchuchu，xingenaxiaxinrenwangdexiwangshifenda。
zenmekenengshichenzhiyuanzheizhongxinrenxiechulaide？
dulintanleyikouqi，“laoxu，bieguaiwobujinimianzi，woyebuhuirangzheizhongrenchangzhiyuandege。
jiuzheilaji，daotiewodoubuganqian。”
xulanglianseshifennankan，taqueshixinshangxiedong，kexiedongdebiaoxianrangtaganjuehenbudezhaogedidongzuanjinqu。
“xiedong，nizouba，xiaolinshuodedui，nidequemeiyouzigechangzhiyuanxiedege！”
谢冬愣住了。
xulangyueta，jieguogeshichenzhiyuanxiede？
开为什么玩笑！
yigexinrenxiedegechongjixinrenwang？
tajiejiebabadao：“xulaoshi，ninyidingshibeipianle，wohechenzhiyuanshixiaoyou，tazaixuexiaodeshihou......”
“滚！”
xulangganjuelianpifatang，yaozhidaoxiedongshizheimegehuose，dalita？
“噗通”
xiedongtandaozaidishang，tazhongyumingbaizijizuisuijijushiquleshenmele。
chenzhiyuankandoubukanxiedong，“linjie，woxiangkankanninshouxiageshoudeziliao。”
dulinyanedekanleyiyandishangdexiedong，“hao，nigenwolai。laoxu，jintiandeshinibixujiwoyigejiaodai。”
kanzhechenzhiyuandebeiying，xiedongzhongyufanyingguolai，falefengyiyangpuguoqu，“zhiyuan，niyuanliangwoba，wokeshinixuezhanga......”
xulangtingxiajiaobukanleyiyanxiedong，dandandao：“zhiyuanshiwoderen。”
takeshitianhuagongsidejinpaiciquren，zhixuyaozaishidangdechangheanshijiju，gongsijiuhuizhijiexuezangxiedong。
xiedongtandaozaidishang，tazhidaozijiwanle。
dezuidulinyejiusuanle，liantianhuagongsidequdiedoudezuile。
zaidulindebangongshi，chenzhiyuanrenzhendekanmeiyigegeshoudeziliao，haidaizheerjitingtamendeyinyu。
chulezheidangzishi，xulangyeyouxieganga，buhaozaigeshoufangmianfabiaoyijianle。
jingguorenzhenshaixuan，chenzhiyuanzhongyuxuandingleyigegeshou，yinyushifenshihe《zhendeaini》zheishouge。
“woxianzaidadianhuarangtaguolai。”
dulinshuozhehaisaolexulangyiyan，“woshouxiadegeshoukemeiyouneimebudonglishude。”
xulangshanxiao，zhihaoniuguotoudangmeiyoutingjian。
zaicihuidaoluyinpeng，yigezhangxiangputongdenanhaijujindezhanzaineilidenghou。
tajiaowangtianyue，sangzi、changgongshangke，danshiyanzhiyiban，laigongsikuaiyinianle，jiuliandanqudoumeiyoufaguo。
zhishigenzhegongsiqitayirencanjiayixiexiaoxingdeshangyan。
jiedaodulindedianhuarangtashifenyiwai。
tabuzhidaozheishougeshiyaochongjixinrenwang，quezhidaozijidejihuilaile。
chenzhiyuanbashoulidequpudijiwangtianyue，“nixianshuxiyixia，ranhouchangyibian。”