第六章 扮猪吃老虎

第六章扮猪吃老虎

nanxizaidianlishouleyitianqian,dengwanshangdayang,gaogaoxingxingdexiabanle。

diertian,nanxiyouzaidianlishouyitianqian,dengwanshangdayangyougaogaoxingxingxiabanle。

disantian,nanxijixuzaidianlishouqian。chenhongzaidianliliuda,yihuierducufuwuyuanshoujiaomalidian,yihuieryoudingzhufuwuyuantaiduhaodian。yanranshiyigejingjingyeyerenzhenfuzedehaoguanshimoyang。chenhongshibushidequmiaonanxijiyan,anchou:wokannizheigedaxiaojienengjianchijitian!

zhongwu,laodianlilaigexiaohuoziyingpin。xiaohuozizibaojiamenxinggaomingyang,zhangdenongmeidayan,toufahenduan,tebieshuaiqi。

chenhongzhijieganren:“womendianbuqueren,zoukaizoukai。”

gaoyangbuleyile:“nimendianbuqueren,waimiantieshenmezhaogongdeguanggao?”

nanxijiuzaishouyintaihouzuozhe,chenhongyebunengdangtamianshuowaimianzhangtiezhaorenguanggaoshiweilexiandedianlishengyihuo。

“niyoushenmetezhang?”nanxizuozaishouyintailiwen。

gaoyangguoqushouyintai,chongzhepiaoliangdenanxifeiyigeyan,jiujiangtashoubiandezhangbennaqilai,yongshoufanyibianhouheshang:“zheigedianzheigeyuemuqianzhichushierwanbaqianlingsibaisanshier。jinzhangsanshiwuwanliangqianliangbailingshijiu。”

nanxibiaoxianchujingqi:“nihaolihaia,kanyibianzhangmujiuchulaile。woqiaozhenilaizheidianlizuoguanzhangzhenghao。”

gaoyanggouqichunjiaoxiao:“meiwentia,wojiuxihuanguanzhang。shunbianhainengbangnishouyin,daliangfengong,zanbushouliangfenqian。”

“taihaole,neinishenmeshihounenglaishangban?”

“随时。”

“那就现在吧。”

nanxixiaozheqishenjiangshouyindeweizhirangjigaoyang。gaoyangyebukeqi,zhijiejiuzuojinqule。

chenhongyouxiezheji,zhuaizhenanxiquyibianxiaoshengdao:“xixi,womenzheigedianguimoyebushihenda,zhuanmenqingyigerenlaiguanzhang,shibushitailangfeile?guanzhangzheishiyiqiandoushiwodailaode,yihouwoyekeyijixudailao。buguoshiwanshangshaoshuiyihuier,jiugaodingle。”

nanxianfudao:“chenshu,woshikannitaixinkule。dianlimeitiandashixiaoqingyangyangdoulibukaini,wanshanghaoburongyiyoudianshijianxiuxi,wozenmerenxinzairangniguanzhang。zaishuo,gaoyangshiganliangfengongshouyifenqian,zenmexiangwomendoubukuia。”

chenhongcuozheshou:“yiqianshouyindeshixiaoshi,xixinishouyindeshihoutaduanduanpanzisaosaodimeishayijian。neigaoyanglaizuoshouyinle,haishizhangqide,zheiyangyilaixiaoshiqibushihuiyouyijian?”

nanxixiaole:“chenshu,zandouyoushouyindele,neihailiuxiaoshizuoshenme?wodenghuierjitakailianggeyuedegongzi,jitacituileba。zheiyangshengxiaxiaoshidegongqianjigaoyang,dianliyifenqianmeiduohuaduohuasuana。”

xiaoshiyipangtingdeqingchu,jidezhiduojiao,lianlianjichenhongshiyanse。

chenhongananjixiaoshibileyigeshaoanwuzaodeshoushi,gangyouyaoshuohua,nanxiquecoujinlechenhongyadishengyindao:“chenshu,wocailaidianlijitianjiutingshuoxiaoshigouyinnideshi。suiranwojuedeshiyaoyan,danzheiyaoyanyaoshichuandaochenshendeerduolikejiubudahaole。”

chenhongxiangqijialidemulaohu,hedeganjinfouren:“meiyoudeshi,jueduishimeiyoudeshi。chenshuderenpinxixihaibuzhidaome?”

“woxiangxinchenshuderenpin,danshiwobuxiangxinxiaoshiderenpin。xianzaidenvhaizihaoduohaoyielao,xiangzoujiejingde。wokantayitiandaowandabandehuazhizhaozhan,shuohuadiashengdiaqidejiubushishenmehaoniao。suoyiworanggaoyangliuxialai,jiushizhaojiekounianxiaoshizou,jichenshujiejuehouhuanzhiyou。chenshuzenmejiubulijiewodeliangkuyongxinni。”

nanxizaiqingchuchenhongdexinfu,pianhaishuodeyiqieshiweitahaodezhenchengmoyang。haidechenhongshiyabachijiaozi,xinliyoushuqueyezhinengbiezhe。yanzhengzhengdejiukanzhenanxijilexiaoshigongzi,jitakaichule。

xiaoshiqideduojiaomamajijizoule,chenhongchennanxibuzhuyiganjinzhuichuqu,zaijiekouzhuishangxiaoshiyouzitaoyaobaojilexiaoshihouhouyitaqian,haichengnuorangtahaohaodengzhe,yidinghuizairangtahuilaide。

chenhongwanshangyouteyiquxiaoshidezhuchusongleyigehenguidebao,youhetahaohaowencunleyifan,caizongsuanshibaxiaoshideqingxujiwendingle。

diertian,chenhonghengzhexiaoquerlaidaofulailaodian,kandaomenkouguazhezanshiyingyedepaizi。

chenhongyixiazijiumengle,zuotiandianlidayangdeshihouyiqiedouzhengchangdebunengzaizhengchang,zheizenmeshuileyijuexinglai,dianjiuguanmenle?ganjinshangqianpaipaifangxiadejuanlianmen,yiweidianlimeiren,jieguojuanlianmenquebeirenconglimiantuishangqule。

chenhongzoujindianliyikan,dianlisuoyouderendouzaidatingyigegeyanguanbibiguankoudelaolaoshishizhanzhe。nanxidemianqianfangzheyidaluozhangmuben,gaoyangjiangjuanlianmenyoufangxia,haixiaoxixidegenchenhongdalezhaohu:“chenguanshinilailea,womenzheixierendengnibantianle。”

chenhongyitouwushuidekankanzheige,youkankanneige,zuihoukanxiangnanxi:“xixi,zheishiyaoganshenmea?zantingyingyedepaizishiniguachuqude?”

nanxidao:“chenshu,gaoyangyizaozhaodaowoshuodianliyouhenduowenti,xuyaotingyezhengdun。”

chenhonghuoqiyouxieshangtou,zhizhegaoyangdashengdao:“xixi,nishibushiyoudiantaimangzhuangle。tingyezheimedadeshinibugenwoshangliangyixia,jiutinggaoyangdeyimianzhici?tacaidianliyitian,tazhidaoshenme!erwomentingyeyitian,sunshiduoshaolirun,nizhidaome?”

mianduizhize,gaoyangyingmianzhishang,jiangyibenzhangbuzaichenhongmianqianyaoyao:“zuotianwoshouyin,dianliyitianmailewuwanliu,qudiaoyuancailiaohuaxiaoheyuangonggongqian,jingshengliangwanshizuidi。neiyigeyuezuidijiuyaoyouliushiwandeyingli。dangyuezhangbenyexianshizheishangbangeyuezhuanlesanshiwandaduo。kedianlijiduzhangmuquexianshizheigejidudeyinglihaibudaoershiwan,zheihaiyougongyingshangdejiwanhuokuanqianmeiyoujiesuan。yejiushishuo,yigeyuenengjingzhuanliushiwandeqingkuangxia,yigejidujiuzhuanleshijiwan?chenzhuguan,zheixiaoxueshengdouhuisuandetimu,nibuhuisuanme?”

“dianlijiuzheibangeyuedeshengyitebiehao,yiqiankemeiyouzheimeduokeren。”chenhongganjinjieshi。xinliannao,neiwanjiedaojiejiedianhuahoumeiyouganjinjiangzhangmuzuole,haidegaoyangkandaodedangyuezhangmushiyuanshizhangmu。

nanxishixiansaoguoneixieyuangong,liangliangdao:“keshichenzhuguanmeilaideshihou,woyouwenguozanmendeyuangong,tamendoushuozandianshibainianteselaodian,dianlideshengyiyizhijiushiruci。”

“zheige......neige......”

chenhongzhiwulejishengyeshuobuchulezichouyinmaolai。zhongyumingbainanxizhiqiandexiaobaishizhuangde,tashizaibanzhuchilaohu,dengzijifangsongjingti,zhuazhujihuijiujizijilaigezhimingyiji。taxianshizhaojiekoukaichuzijidexinfu,shajijinghou,rangzijidebudaodianlidezuixinxiaoxi,ranhoudangzhesuoyouyuangongdemian,chuopozheigeshi,rangzijiyanmiansaodi。

nanxitongxindao:“chenshu,wobayizhihenxinrenni,woyexinrennibingqiezunjingni。xiangbudaoniquejiangwomenduinidexinrendangzuozongrong,kuikongdianlideqian,yueyuejiwobajiazhangmu。”

“womeiyou,niyuanwangwo!wozheijiuyaojinibadadianhua,kannibazenmeshuoni!”chenhongnachushoujijiuyaodadianhuagaozhuang。danbushiyaodajinanyusheng,ershiyaojijiejiechensufenda。

nanxixuxindao:“shia,woyehenpatinggaoyangdeyimianzhiciyuanwanglechenshu,suoyiyijingbaojingle。rangjingchalaidiaochazheishi。ruguozuihoushigaoyangyuanwangleni,neiwoyidinghuijinifujingqingzui,duanchapeilidaoqiande。”