第六章扮猪吃老虎
nanxizaidianlishouleyitianqian,dengwanshangdayang,gaogaoxingxingdexiabanle。
diertian,nanxiyouzaidianlishouyitianqian,dengwanshangdayangyougaogaoxingxingxiabanle。
disantian,nanxijixuzaidianlishouqian。chenhongzaidianliliuda,yihuierducufuwuyuanshoujiaomalidian,yihuieryoudingzhufuwuyuantaiduhaodian。yanranshiyigejingjingyeyerenzhenfuzedehaoguanshimoyang。chenhongshibushidequmiaonanxijiyan,anchou:wokannizheigedaxiaojienengjianchijitian!
zhongwu,laodianlilaigexiaohuoziyingpin。xiaohuozizibaojiamenxinggaomingyang,zhangdenongmeidayan,toufahenduan,tebieshuaiqi。
chenhongzhijieganren:“womendianbuqueren,zoukaizoukai。”
gaoyangbuleyile:“nimendianbuqueren,waimiantieshenmezhaogongdeguanggao?”
nanxijiuzaishouyintaihouzuozhe,chenhongyebunengdangtamianshuowaimianzhangtiezhaorenguanggaoshiweilexiandedianlishengyihuo。
“niyoushenmetezhang?”nanxizuozaishouyintailiwen。
gaoyangguoqushouyintai,chongzhepiaoliangdenanxifeiyigeyan,jiujiangtashoubiandezhangbennaqilai,yongshoufanyibianhouheshang:“zheigedianzheigeyuemuqianzhichushierwanbaqianlingsibaisanshier。jinzhangsanshiwuwanliangqianliangbailingshijiu。”
nanxibiaoxianchujingqi:“nihaolihaia,kanyibianzhangmujiuchulaile。woqiaozhenilaizheidianlizuoguanzhangzhenghao。”
gaoyanggouqichunjiaoxiao:“meiwentia,wojiuxihuanguanzhang。shunbianhainengbangnishouyin,daliangfengong,zanbushouliangfenqian。”
“taihaole,neinishenmeshihounenglaishangban?”
“随时。”
“那就现在吧。”
nanxixiaozheqishenjiangshouyindeweizhirangjigaoyang。gaoyangyebukeqi,zhijiejiuzuojinqule。
chenhongyouxiezheji,zhuaizhenanxiquyibianxiaoshengdao:“xixi,womenzheigedianguimoyebushihenda,zhuanmenqingyigerenlaiguanzhang,shibushitailangfeile?guanzhangzheishiyiqiandoushiwodailaode,yihouwoyekeyijixudailao。buguoshiwanshangshaoshuiyihuier,jiugaodingle。”
nanxianfudao:“chenshu,woshikannitaixinkule。dianlimeitiandashixiaoqingyangyangdoulibukaini,wanshanghaoburongyiyoudianshijianxiuxi,wozenmerenxinzairangniguanzhang。zaishuo,gaoyangshiganliangfengongshouyifenqian,zenmexiangwomendoubukuia。”
chenhongcuozheshou:“yiqianshouyindeshixiaoshi,xixinishouyindeshihoutaduanduanpanzisaosaodimeishayijian。neigaoyanglaizuoshouyinle,haishizhangqide,zheiyangyilaixiaoshiqibushihuiyouyijian?”
nanxixiaole:“chenshu,zandouyoushouyindele,neihailiuxiaoshizuoshenme?wodenghuierjitakailianggeyuedegongzi,jitacituileba。zheiyangshengxiaxiaoshidegongqianjigaoyang,dianliyifenqianmeiduohuaduohuasuana。”
xiaoshiyipangtingdeqingchu,jidezhiduojiao,lianlianjichenhongshiyanse。
chenhongananjixiaoshibileyigeshaoanwuzaodeshoushi,gangyouyaoshuohua,nanxiquecoujinlechenhongyadishengyindao:“chenshu,wocailaidianlijitianjiutingshuoxiaoshigouyinnideshi。suiranwojuedeshiyaoyan,danzheiyaoyanyaoshichuandaochenshendeerduolikejiubudahaole。”
chenhongxiangqijialidemulaohu,hedeganjinfouren:“meiyoudeshi,jueduishimeiyoudeshi。chenshuderenpinxixihaibuzhidaome?”
“woxiangxinchenshuderenpin,danshiwobuxiangxinxiaoshiderenpin。xianzaidenvhaizihaoduohaoyielao,xiangzoujiejingde。wokantayitiandaowandabandehuazhizhaozhan,shuohuadiashengdiaqidejiubushishenmehaoniao。suoyiworanggaoyangliuxialai,jiushizhaojiekounianxiaoshizou,jichenshujiejuehouhuanzhiyou。chenshuzenmejiubulijiewodeliangkuyongxinni。”
nanxizaiqingchuchenhongdexinfu,pianhaishuodeyiqieshiweitahaodezhenchengmoyang。haidechenhongshiyabachijiaozi,xinliyoushuqueyezhinengbiezhe。yanzhengzhengdejiukanzhenanxijilexiaoshigongzi,jitakaichule。
xiaoshiqideduojiaomamajijizoule,chenhongchennanxibuzhuyiganjinzhuichuqu,zaijiekouzhuishangxiaoshiyouzitaoyaobaojilexiaoshihouhouyitaqian,haichengnuorangtahaohaodengzhe,yidinghuizairangtahuilaide。
chenhongwanshangyouteyiquxiaoshidezhuchusongleyigehenguidebao,youhetahaohaowencunleyifan,caizongsuanshibaxiaoshideqingxujiwendingle。
diertian,chenhonghengzhexiaoquerlaidaofulailaodian,kandaomenkouguazhezanshiyingyedepaizi。
chenhongyixiazijiumengle,zuotiandianlidayangdeshihouyiqiedouzhengchangdebunengzaizhengchang,zheizenmeshuileyijuexinglai,dianjiuguanmenle?ganjinshangqianpaipaifangxiadejuanlianmen,yiweidianlimeiren,jieguojuanlianmenquebeirenconglimiantuishangqule。
chenhongzoujindianliyikan,dianlisuoyouderendouzaidatingyigegeyanguanbibiguankoudelaolaoshishizhanzhe。nanxidemianqianfangzheyidaluozhangmuben,gaoyangjiangjuanlianmenyoufangxia,haixiaoxixidegenchenhongdalezhaohu:“chenguanshinilailea,womenzheixierendengnibantianle。”
chenhongyitouwushuidekankanzheige,youkankanneige,zuihoukanxiangnanxi:“xixi,zheishiyaoganshenmea?zantingyingyedepaizishiniguachuqude?”
nanxidao:“chenshu,gaoyangyizaozhaodaowoshuodianliyouhenduowenti,xuyaotingyezhengdun。”
chenhonghuoqiyouxieshangtou,zhizhegaoyangdashengdao:“xixi,nishibushiyoudiantaimangzhuangle。tingyezheimedadeshinibugenwoshangliangyixia,jiutinggaoyangdeyimianzhici?tacaidianliyitian,tazhidaoshenme!erwomentingyeyitian,sunshiduoshaolirun,nizhidaome?”
mianduizhize,gaoyangyingmianzhishang,jiangyibenzhangbuzaichenhongmianqianyaoyao:“zuotianwoshouyin,dianliyitianmailewuwanliu,qudiaoyuancailiaohuaxiaoheyuangonggongqian,jingshengliangwanshizuidi。neiyigeyuezuidijiuyaoyouliushiwandeyingli。dangyuezhangbenyexianshizheishangbangeyuezhuanlesanshiwandaduo。kedianlijiduzhangmuquexianshizheigejidudeyinglihaibudaoershiwan,zheihaiyougongyingshangdejiwanhuokuanqianmeiyoujiesuan。yejiushishuo,yigeyuenengjingzhuanliushiwandeqingkuangxia,yigejidujiuzhuanleshijiwan?chenzhuguan,zheixiaoxueshengdouhuisuandetimu,nibuhuisuanme?”
“dianlijiuzheibangeyuedeshengyitebiehao,yiqiankemeiyouzheimeduokeren。”chenhongganjinjieshi。xinliannao,neiwanjiedaojiejiedianhuahoumeiyouganjinjiangzhangmuzuole,haidegaoyangkandaodedangyuezhangmushiyuanshizhangmu。
nanxishixiansaoguoneixieyuangong,liangliangdao:“keshichenzhuguanmeilaideshihou,woyouwenguozanmendeyuangong,tamendoushuozandianshibainianteselaodian,dianlideshengyiyizhijiushiruci。”
“zheige......neige......”
chenhongzhiwulejishengyeshuobuchulezichouyinmaolai。zhongyumingbainanxizhiqiandexiaobaishizhuangde,tashizaibanzhuchilaohu,dengzijifangsongjingti,zhuazhujihuijiujizijilaigezhimingyiji。taxianshizhaojiekoukaichuzijidexinfu,shajijinghou,rangzijidebudaodianlidezuixinxiaoxi,ranhoudangzhesuoyouyuangongdemian,chuopozheigeshi,rangzijiyanmiansaodi。
nanxitongxindao:“chenshu,wobayizhihenxinrenni,woyexinrennibingqiezunjingni。xiangbudaoniquejiangwomenduinidexinrendangzuozongrong,kuikongdianlideqian,yueyuejiwobajiazhangmu。”
“womeiyou,niyuanwangwo!wozheijiuyaojinibadadianhua,kannibazenmeshuoni!”chenhongnachushoujijiuyaodadianhuagaozhuang。danbushiyaodajinanyusheng,ershiyaojijiejiechensufenda。
nanxixuxindao:“shia,woyehenpatinggaoyangdeyimianzhiciyuanwanglechenshu,suoyiyijingbaojingle。rangjingchalaidiaochazheishi。ruguozuihoushigaoyangyuanwangleni,neiwoyidinghuijinifujingqingzui,duanchapeilidaoqiande。”