第3章

womeixiandongrong,tangjiedaoshiyingleshangqu,lazheyeyedeshouyaozhe。

“zenmebuxing!nicoushanglaizuoshenme!qiaoqiaonizuodehaoshi!kuinihaishizuojiejiede,zongshijiaomeizijinicapigu!”

tangjietaohaosajiao:“yeye,nverjiaqinshi,sunnvzongshiyaoduokaolvkaolva!”

“ninbushichangshuo,woshijiemeizhongzuidade,yaolihaotoucaixinga。”

“yeye,yaobuhaishishuonincaishizanmenjiadezhangduoren,zanmenjiaquebulenina。doudouzhuanzhuande,sunnvtiaolaitiaoqu,haishininjixuandezhengyuanhaoa!”

tacouleshangqu,jiyeyeniezhejian。

“yeye,niguangdanxinxiangxiangshouweiqule,danyeyaoxintengxintengdasunnvdehuangkonga。”

“woshininjiaoyangzhangdade,bibudexiangxiangdongshixianhui,ninbudeduopiantengsunnva!”

“冤家,冤家!”

yeyefangxiayanganzi,dianlediantangjiedenaodai,wunaixiaole。

quanjiarenyekaishishuohua,mangshuo:“xiaocaihaixiao,shiyouyouyudouzhengchang。”

qizhong,haibaokuowodefuqinmuqin。

wolengyankanzhezheiyimu,xiangxiao。

yeyetengtangjie,shiyinweitangjieshitazuizhongaideerzizhongyiliudedunv。

qitashushushenshenpengzhetangjie,shiyinweiyaocongyeyeneibiannadongxijizijidezinv。

kewodefumu,nimenyouzaizuoshenmeni?

caizhezijinver、pinjinsuoyouquhuanyeyedekuajiang?

haiyouwodetangjie,xianzaiyiranbazijidangchenglejurenfuren,shenzhixianzaijiuzhigaoqiyangdiguolaigenwoxuanyao:“qingmei,yihou,jiejiejiaxiarendekouliang,jiucaimainimenjiadezhuroule。”

“qinjiemeijian,zhiyouniqinziweiyangdezhu,caigengzhidejiejiedexinlaia!erjiejieni,yehuiewaiduojinixieqian。”

wodieniangyijingqinqinreredipushanglai:“qinjiemeizhijiansuanshenmeqian?xiaocaixiangchi,zhijierangxiangxiangjinisongshangqujiuhaole,yaoshenmeqian,shangleheqi。”

真是好笑。

danzaiqinshimeichengzhiqian,wohaishibushuohuale,shengdetamennaodaiqingxingle,bujiadahuokangle。

zaizhouxiaocaidejijituidongxia,qinshiriqidingdejijin。

weileshikeyawoyitou,womenliangdeqinshifangzaileyitian,zhibuguoyigexianchumen,yigehouchumen。

guolaichixidexiangqinmen,daoshimeiguanzhuwohezhouxiaocaisheiqiansheihouchumen,danduifangneibaizhedeqikoudaxiangziyihuobuyi。dezhishiwohezhouxiaocaidejiazhuang,neibuzhudizantanwojiadashoubi,tengnver,jiwomendejiazhuangzuzude,shuoxinlangguanyoufuqia。

tangjietingde,xiaogebuting。

“xiangxiang,nishuo,yaoshixiangqinmenzhidaonizhiyoulianggexiangzi,erwozuzuyouwugexiangzi,haihuijuedenidexinlangyoufuqima?”

“eiyaeiya,zheimeifuyaoshixinlibuleyile,neikezhenshizuiguole。”

“danmeibanfa,woshizhangjie,conglaidoushizuifuqizuideyishineige,liyingdedaozuihaodedongxi。”

“erni,genbenbupei!”

wolizhidihuihua:“yaoshixiangqinmen,zhidaonijiazhuangbiwoduo,genbenbuhuijuedeshixinlangyoufuqi,ershijuedenidaomeitoule,xuyaodaizheimeduodongxiqufupin。”

zhouxiaocailengleyixia,sishibumingbaiwozheigemenhulujingranganfanbota。

danwoqueshishuichongkailediba,fangruokailekouzi,hongliuerxia,wozhidaoxianzai,zhouxiaocaizaibunengfanhuigaikou,suoyiyoujixubuchong:“dajiazhihuikelianni,andilixiaohuani……”

“你——”

“lailelaile,xinlangguanlaile……”

xiangqinmendehuadaduanlezhouxiaocaidejianjiao。

“yo,zheishinageyatouyaojiade,houmianzheipinlikebushaoa。”

“kebushia,qiaoqiaozheidaxiangxiaoxiangde,eiyou,liandayandouzhunbeihaole,aiyo,dayannanzhuodehena,nanfangyongxinsile,zheiyatouminghaoa,xiangbilingyigekejiuchayuange,youjigexiangzi,dangujidongxibuduo,wozheiyanjingna,dudehen,nikantaizhedeneijigerenqingqingsongsongde,ze。”

“hainengshisheia,dongxiduodeneigeshituhuyangtianyi,shaodebujiushineigeshushengxuzhiwenma!”

“aiyo,zhoulaoshizheige,yigetuomoyigeding!jiushikeliancaiyatoule,jiajinqushoudazuile。”

“caiyatoucailiyinggaibushao,gujifuqiliangshenghainengguo……”

cunlitou,zhuangjiarenyoushashidoushidashenghan,sangmenyeda,taolundeshengyinwanquanbuzheyandichuandaolewunei。

zhouxiaocailianshangdedeyizaiyilunshengzhongbiandejiangying,piaoliangdeliandanrujinyeyinchendekepa。

taehenhendidingzhewuwai:“yiqunqiongsuanhuo,dilipazhedechouchong,zhidaoxieshenme!”

“zhouxiangxiang,nibiedeyi,xuzhiwenyejiushixianzaijiannanlexie,dengwojiaguoquchengleguantaitai,nijiudengzheqiaoba。”

tazhuantouhenhendiwanlewoyiyan,dao:“zheiyishi,haoyinyuanshiwode!”