第三章 抱歉,我六亲不认

disanzhangbaoqian,woliuqinburen

wolianshangyinzangzheyimonanyichajuedexiaoyi,“tajijiangyangruhukouquehaibuzhidao。”

yiqiedouzaianzhaozhongshengqiandeshiqingfazhanzhe。

woyilianqingsongdidaizhexiaoxuanhuidaolejia。

“shushu,ayiwolaile。”

xiaoxuangangjinmenjiuhanzhe,ba,mabamendakai。

xiaoxuanlijipujinwomadehuaibao,wobazaiyipangxiaodehebulongzui。

wodeqidagubadayilijibataweileqilai,jiuliantadetoufasidourenbuzhuzanshangyifan。

xiangbixiaoxuan,wozebeilengluozaiyipang。

congwomadeyanjiaoyuguangwokanchutashizhendexianqiwo。

wobagengshiquanchengdoumeikanguowoyiyan,wozaizheigejialichenglekeyoukewuderen。

wohenfeijie,wocongxiaojiubuzhaobabamamaxihuan,kuangqiewoshitamendedushengzi。

wocongrenqunzhongkandaobababaxiaoxuandaidaoleershumianqian。

nainailazhexiaoxuandeshouxuhanwennuan,bingqiexiangxiaoxuanjieshaoqileershu。

“zheishiwoerzi,linyou,shilinchuandeershu,tasishile,haimeiqushangxifu,tazheirentashinenggan。”

xiaoxuankanleershuyiyan,taqingqingshuoleju,“jianguoershu。”

linyouheiheiyixiao,yanzhongdetanyuhaobuyanshideshifangchulai。

jiezhechugedeshinainailazhexiaoxuandeshoudazaileershudeshoushang。

xiaoxuanjiaoxiudichouhuileshou,tadizhetou,lianshangbumanlehongyun。

youyuwobaohuxiaoxuanxinqie,wohaishizhanchulaiqianze,“nainai,nizenmenengzheiyang,xiaoxuankeshiwodenvyou。”

gumalvxianfahua,“linchuan,niyebusapaoniaozhaozhaojingzi,nipingshenmenengyouzheimepiaoliangdenvpengyou,haibushikaozhelinjia。”

zheiyang**deyanlunkuitashuodechukou,congwojishiqi,linjiajiuyiqiongerbai,meitianweilewuguanjinyaodexiaoshi,chaodejifeigoutiao。

wodebamaduizhewozhengtianlazhegelaolian,wulunwozuoshenmeshidoubunengrangtamengaoxing。

wofanboshuo,“niyigewairen,zheilibuyongnichanhe。”

wodexiaoyizicongqinianqianbanjinwojialilaizhu,jiuyizhilaizaiwojia,chiwojiade,zhuwojiade,mingxiantabazheilidangchengzijidejia。

“wairen?linchuan,niyoumeiyougaocuo,tashiwoqinmeimei,wokanshiwairendelingyouqirenba。”

mamakaikouhuzhexiaoyi,henmingxiantashianzhiwojiushitakouzhongdewairen。

“linchuan,nizenmegennixiaoyishuohuani,kuaigentadaoqian?”

babazhijieminglingwo,zhongrendemuguangkanxianglewo。

“daoqian,genbenbukeneng。”

我直接拒绝。

yeyechulaidayuanchang,“biezaichaole,nimendoubulejielinchuan,zhiyouwozuilejieta,linchuancongxiaojiudongshi,nishuoshibushisuner?”

yeyechulaitiwoshuohua,qianshiwojiubeitazheihuapiandeyuntouzhuanxiang。

woweilerangtashuochujiexialaidehua,wongleyisheng。

“nishidongshidehaizi,jiuyingbaninvyourangjiniershu。”

tinglezheilaotoudehua,woxinxueshangyong。

woershuzaizhongrenkanbujiandeshihoudeyidiyangqizuijiao,kanzhewoxieedeanxiao。

wokanzheershu,zhishizheta,tadagaibeiwokandexinxu,bikaiwodeshixian。

gumazheigeshihouchazui,zhizheqilaiwo,“linchuan,nijiubuyinggaibazhanzheimepiaoliangdenvyou。”

wokanxiangwodebaba,benlaixiangqiqiutabangwoshuohua,sheizhitajiazhuangkanbujianwo,dizhetoubiaoshimoxu。

xiaoyianweiwoshuo,“chuanzi,nixianzaihainianqing,yaoyixueyeweizhong,niyihoubuchouqubushanglaopo。”

nainaijianwomeiyousongkou,yaoleyaosongdongdeya,congdoulitaochuliangqianyuanqian,fangdaowodeshoushang,“chuanzi,nibunengkanzheniershujuehoua,zheiliangqiankuaiqianjinidangbuzhu。”

wodemuguangkanxianglemama,mamabengzhidelianzhongyuzhoulexiamei,“chuanzi,nihainianqing,baninvyourangchulai,nihainengzhaodaogenghaode,mamayeshiweinihao。”

qinrenmendoubamuguangjujiaodaowolianshang,tamenqidaizhewodehuida。

piankezhihou,wozuijiaodongledong,“henbaoqian,zheiyici,woliuqinburen!”

wojiezhebazaoyizhunbeihao,keyishichuilinyoushizhanandeluyinnachulaibofang。