重生后我撕了恋爱脑剧本第一章

第一章

qianshi,guqiwenhewoyuedingbaokaotongyisuoxuexiao,taquelinshigailezhiyuanhaizaibanjiqunxuanyao。

wolianainaofanlegentagaizhiyuanquleneisuolajishifanxuexiao,jieguoqiantujinhuihaibeitabeipan。

guqiwenhelinsiyububusuanji,wozuihouzaiwangluobaolizhongyiyuersi。

shangyishi,xiangyichanghuangdandeemeng。

erxianzai,wohuidaolegaizhiyuanneitian。

shoujizhendong,banjiqunliyouxinxiaoxi。

wodiankaiyikan,guoranshiguqiwenzaishuohua。

“gemener,gaosunimengemimi,wogangbazhiyuangaile,congmeiyuangaichengshifandaxuele。”

“**,gugenifengle?meiyuanyouduonankaonibuzhidao?”

“jiushia,nibushishuoyaohejiangmuxueyiqiquashima?”

guqiwenfalegedeyidebiaoqing:“fangxin,jiangmuxueyouwodezhanghaomima,takendinghuigenzhegaide。”

“zheixiaogenpichongcongxiaodaodadougenzhewo,zheiciyebuhuiliwai。”

“万一她不改呢?”

“bukeneng。jiangmuxueneizhongmeilewojiuhuobuxiaqudeyangzi,nimenyoubushibuzhidao。”

“shangciwozhishizaiwangbawanyouxiyitianmeiquxuexiao,tajiukuzhepaolaizhaowo。”

“zheixiayaolikaiwosannian?taxiangdoubuganxiang。”

kanzhezheixieshuxideduihua,wolengxiaozhejietubaocun。

zheiyici,wobuhuizaichunbenruzhubanbeizhananjiannvshuadetuantuanzhuanle。

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wobotonglejiangjiaoshoudedianhua。

“jiangjiaoshouninhao,woshijiangmuxue,yougejinjiqingkuangxuyaoheninshuo。”

jiangjiaoshoushimeiyuanyouhuaxidezhimingjiaoshou,wodezuopinjizaojiutongguotadeyushen,nadaolezhuanyekemanfen。

“muxuea,zenmele?”

“wodanxinzhiyuantianbaochuxianyiwai,xiangwenwennengbunengtiqianquerenminge?wokeyixianzaijiuguoqu。”

jiangjiaoshoulveweichenyin:“zheiqueshibutaichanggui,buguonidezhuanyeshuipingwohenrenke。”

“zheiyangba,nishangwujiuguolai,wojinikaigeteshutongdao。”

guaduandianhua,wohuanlejianbaiselianyiqun,bazhangfazhachengmawei,duizhejingziluchuyigecanlandexiaorong。

guqiwen,zheiyicilundaonijuewangle。

meiyuandexiaoyuanbiwojiyizhonggengmei。

wutongyezhenglv,yangguangtouguozhiyesazaishijingshang。

jiangjiaoshoudebangongshizaiyishulousanceng,woqiaomenjinqushi,tazhengzaizhenglihuazuo。

“laidetingkuaia。”jiangjiaoshoufangxiashouzhongdehua,“shuoshuoshenmejinjiqingkuang?”

wocongbaolinachuzhunbeihaodezuopinjihehuojiangzhengshu:“jiangjiaoshou,shibuxiangman,wodanxinyoureneyiganraowodezhiyuantianbao。”

“wozhendehenxiangjinmeiyuan,zheishiwocongxiaodemengxiang。”

jiangjiaoshoufankanzhewodezuopin,yanzhongliuluchuzanshangdeguangmang:“nidesecaiganjuehenhao,goutuyehenyouxiangfa。

zheifufengjinghuayongbihenlaolian,buxianggaozhongshengdeshuiping。”

“wocongqisuikaishixuehua,yijingshiyinianle。”

“nanguai。”jiangjiaoshouheshangzuopinji。

“zheiyangba,woxianzaijiujinichujuyifenyuluququerenshu。

zhiyaonigaokaofenshudadaowenhuakezuidixian,womenbiannengluquni。”

wojidongdizhanqishen:“xiexiejiangjiaoshou!”

“biejizhexiewo,nengjinlaishinizijideshili。”jiangjiaoshoukaishitianxiequerenshu。

“duile,yihuierwojieshaogerenjinirenshi。xiaoxiao,jinlaiyixia。”

bangongshidemenbeituikai,yigegaotiaodenanshengzoulejinlai。

tachuanzhejiandandebaitxuheniuziku,wuguanqingxiu,qizhiwenhe。

“zheishixiaozhiyan,sheyingxiyanyidexuesheng,yeshiwozuideyidemenshengzhiyi。”

jiangjiaoshoujieshaodao,“xiaoxiao,zheishijiangmuxue,jinniandexinsheng,nimennianjichabuduo,yihoukeyiduojiaoliu。”

xiaozhiyanchaowodiandiantou:“nihao。”

tadeshengyinhenhaoting,xiangdatiqinyinbandichenchunhou。

“nihao。”wolimaodihuiying。

jiangjiaoshoubaquerenshudijiwo:“haole,zheigenishouhao。

jizhu,mengxiangyaokaozijideshuangshouqushixian,biebeirenherenbangjia。”

wozhengzhongdijieguoquerenshu,xinzhongyongqiyizhennuanliu。

shangyishijiangjiaoshouyeduiwoshuoguozheijuhua,wodaosidoumeiyoufangzaixinshang。

zheiyishi,wozhongyumingbaile。

congmeiyuanchulaiyijingshizhongwushierdian,woguyiraoluhuijia,xiangkankanguqiwendefanying。

guoran,gangdaoxiaoqumenkoujiukanjiantazaineilidengzhe,lianseyinchendexiangyaoxiayu。

“jiangmuxue!”takuaibuzouguolai,“niqunale?weishenmebujiewodianhua?”

wodandingdikanzheta:“qumeiyuanle。”

“去美院干什么?”

“querenluquqingkuang。”wocongbaolinachuquerenshuzaitamianqianhuanglehuang。

“jiangjiaoshoujiwokaideteshutongdao,xianzaiwobeiluqushiquedingdele。”

guqiwendelianshunjianbiandeshabai:“nifengle?womenbushishuohaoyiqiqushifandaxuedema?”

“shenmeshihoushuohaode?”wofanwen。

“wojidewomenyuedingdeshiyiqikaomeiyuan,shenmeshihoubianchengshifandaxuele?”

“wo......”guqiwenbeiwendeyakouwuyan。

“e,duile,wozaiqunlikandaonishuowoshinidegenpichong,huigenzhenigaizhiyuan。”wotaochushouji,diaochujietu。

“guqiwen,nishizhendejuedewolikainijiuhuobuxiaqulema?”

guqiwenkanzhepingmushangdeliaotianjilu,etoukaishimaohan:“muxue,nitingwojieshi......”

“buyongjieshi。”woshouqishouji。

“congjintiankaishi,wozouwodeyangguangdadao,nizounideyingouxiaodao,womenhubudarao,zaijian。”

shuowanwozhuanshenjiuzou,liuxiaguqiwenyigerenzhanzaiyuandi。

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huidaojia,wolikekaishixingdong。

shangyishilinsiyudeneixieshouduanwodoujideqingqingchuchu,zheiciwoyaozhudongchuji。

wozhaodaolinsiyuyuanlaixuexiaodetieba,kaishifantadeheilishi。

guoran,henkuaijiuzhaodaoleyouyongdexinxi。

一个匿名帖子写着:

“linsiyuzheirenzhenexin,zhangzhezhangdehaixingjiudaochugouyinnansheng。”

“tahaitounaguowodewaimai,beizhuabaohousibuchengren。”

“tajiagenbenjiubuqiong,tabakaichangde,zhuangshenme?”

下面还有人回复:

“jiushita!worenshitachuzhongtongxue,shuotacongxiaojiuxihuanqiangbierennanpengyou,shouduantebiezang。”

wobazheixiedoujietubaocunlexialai。

ranhouyoutongguogezhongqudao,zhaodaolelinsiyuweizaozhengmingdezhengju。

tajiadefangchanxinxi、tababagongsideyingyezhizhao,shenzhitamamakaihaochedezhaopian,wodouzhaodaole。

zuowanzheixie,yijingshiwanshangbadian。

shoujixiangle,shigemoshenghaoma。

“喂?”

“shijiangmuxuema?woshixiaozhiyan,nihaijidewoma?”

shijintianzaijiangjiaoshoubangongshijiandaodeneigexuezhang。

“xiaoxuezhang,youshenmeshima?”

“tingjiangjiaoshoushuoniyudaoleyixiemafan,ruguoxuyaobangzhudehua,wokeyitigongyixiejishuzhichi。”

jishuzhichi?wolailexingqu:“shenmejishuzhichi?”

“wangluoanquan,xinxizhuizong,zheixiewobijiaozaixing。”

xiaozhiyandeshengyinhenpingjing,“woguanchaleyixia,nijintiandexingweibuxiangshichongdong,gengxiangshiyouyumoudefanji。”

“ruguowocaidemeicuo,jiexialaihuiyouyichangwangluo**dazhan。”

tazheirenminruideguanchalirangwoguamuxiangkan。

“neiniweishenmeyaobangwo?”

“yinweijiangjiaoshoushuonishigehenyoutianfudexuesheng,wobuxiwangkandaotiancaibeiesha。”

woxianglexiang:“hao,neijiumafanxiaoxuezhangle。”

guaduandianhua,wokanzhechuangwaideyese,zuijiaogouqiyigelengxiao。

linsiyu,guqiwen,youxicaiganggangkaishi,nimenzhunbeihaojiezhaolema?

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diertianyizao,wojiedaoleguimixiaoyadedianhua。

“muxue!chudashile!nikuaikan!”

wodakairesou,dianjinquyikan,shiyigebozhufadezhangwen。

wenzhangxiedeshengqingbingmao,shuoyougejiaojiangmouxuedefuerdai,dongyongjialiguanxigaodaoleyuluquminge,jidiaoleyigepinxuejianyoudexuesheng。

wenzhanglihaiyouwojinchudezhaopian,yijiwojiabieshudewaijingtu。

评论区已经炸了:

“furentequanzhenexin!”

“neigexueshengtaikelianle,hanchuangkudushijinian,jieguobeiyouqianrenyijuhuajiudingtile!”

“江慕雪滚出去!”

“renrouta!rangzheizhongrenfuchudaijia!”

wolengjingdikanzhezheixiepinglun,xinlihaowubolan。

shangyishiwozaizheizhongwangbaozhongtongbuyusheng,yiyuzishade,zheiyishidewoquezaoyouzhunbei。

shoujiyouxiangle,shixiaozhiyan。

“看到网上了吗?”

“kandaole。”wodeshengyinhenpingjing,“xiaoxuezhang,nengchadaozheigebozhudezhenshishenfenma?”

“yijingzaichale。jiwobanxiaoshi。”

woxishuwanxialouchizaocan,mamazhengzaikanxinwen,jianwoxialaizhouzhemeitoushuo:“muxue,wangshangneixiexiaoxishizenmehuishi?”

“yourenzaoyao。”wodandandishuo,“ma,xiangxinwo,zheijianshiwohuichulihaode。”

mamakanzhewo,yanzhongyouxiejingya:“nver,nihaoxiangnalibuyiyangle,danwoyoushuobushanglainalibianle。”

“danshinijizhu,youshenmekunnanbuyaozijikang。wohenibanengbangshangmangde,yidingyaogenwomenshuoa。”

正说着,门铃响了。

mamaqukaimen,jinlaideshiguqiwen,lianseyinchendekepa。

“jiangmuxue!”tazhijiechongdaowomianqian。

“nikankannidouganleshenme!wangshangdouzaimani!niganjinchengqing,shuonibuqule!”

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womantiaosilidihezheniunai:“weishenmeyaochengqing?woyoumeizuocuoshenme。”

“nihaizuiying!”guqiwenyipaizhuozi。

“xianzaiquanwangdouzaimani,nizhidaozheihuiyingxiangwodeshengyuma?woyihouhaiyaozaishifandaxuehunde!”

wotaiyankanta:“suoyini?”

“suoyinimashangchengqing,shuonifangqiminge,ranhougenwoyiqiqushifandaxue!”

“如果我不呢?”

guqiwendelianbiandegengjianankan:“ruguonibu,neijiubieguaiwobunianjiuqingle!”

wofangxianiunaibei,zhanqishenkanzheta:“guqiwen,niweixiewo?”

“wobushiweixie,woshizaijiuni!”guqiwenyaoyaqiechidishuo,“nibuzhidaowangluobaoliyouduokepa!daoshihounihouhuidoulaibuji!”

“wobuhuihouhui。”woyiziyijudishuo,“daoshini,quedingyaohewoweidima?”

guqiwenlengleyixia,sihumeixiangdaowohuizheimeshuo。

zheishi,xiaozhiyandalaidianhua。

“chadaole。neigebozhudezhenshishenfenshilinsiyu,ipdizhixianshitaxianzaijiuzainimenxiaoqufujindekafeitingli。”

“lingwai,wohaifaxianleyixieyouqudedongxi。”