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dangjinshengshangyinweizhengduohuangwei，shajinfuqinshouzuzaodaotianleizuzhou。
youtaxuanzhongdetaizinianmanshijiujiuhuizaoshoushibadaotianlei，pichengyiduitantu。
yaoxiangpojiecizuzhou，bixuxunzhaodaoyiweiyoushenlidenvzichengqin，zhuanyitianlei。
erzheigeshenli，zeshiwoshenshangbangdingdezhuanyixitong，kezhuanyizaihuo、jibing、tongku。
wochengweitaizifeihouyongxitongtitaizilujunhengzhuanyizuzhou。
huanghoushenbiandegongnvshuozijiyaogonglvetaizi，wubeitianleipizhongersi。
taizidezhigongnvsihou，suiranmeiyoushuoshenme。
kequezaidengjihou，jiangwozurenquanshuhuomai。
duiwoshiyiwumafenshidejixing，sihoujiangwodeshishenweijizhugou。
siqianwowentaweihezheiyangduiwo，tashuo：“zhenzhengnengtiwodangzaideshiyumian，nigenbenshenmedoubuhui。”
“nizaojiugaijiyumianpeizangle，woshaniqianbaicidoubuweiguo。”
zhongshenghou，wohuidaozhunbeicefengtaizifeizheiri。
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pa！gangzhongsheng，wojiuailelujunhengyibazhang。
“jianfu，zhugoudouxianqideren，haiwangxiangjiajibentaizi！”
lianshangdetengtong，rangwoquedingbujinwozhongshengle，lujunhengyezhongshengle。
“yulujiejie，woqiunibuyaogenwoqiangtaizidianxia，meiletawohuiside。”
sunyumianhuranpaochulaiguizaiwomianqian，yigejingdeketou，xuebaideetoubeixianxueranhong，chuchukelian。
qianshi，tabenshihuanghougonglideyiweitieshenshinv，weilededaolujunhengdexinshilegezhongfangfa。
qichulujunhenggenbenbuzaihuzheiyangyigexiaogongnv，houlaizaihewoxiangbanderizili，takaishipinfanditiqisunyumianshiruhedebenzhuo，yibianshuohaiyibianxiao。
neigeshihouwochicuwenta：“nishibushixihuanneigexiaogongnv，yaoshixihuan，jiushouweiliangdi。”
lujunhengjimangjieshi：“wozenmehuixihuanyigegongnv，wozheibeizizhiainiyige。”
zhidaosunyumianpaochulaipohuaiwodexitongzhuanyi，wudawuzhuangchenglezhuanyichengshouzhe，siyutianlei。
lujunhengzheicaifaxianzijiduisunyumianzaojiuqinggenshenzhongle，wuyiweisunyumiancaishineigetitadangzaideshennv，erwojiushigepianzi。
“yumian，nibuyongqiuta，woaiderenshini，taizifeizhiweiyezhihuishinide。”
lujunhengxintengjile，jinjinbaozhesunyumian。
sunyumianquetuchuyikouheixue，wuzhudikanxiangwo。
“jiejie，jiuyinweitaizidianxiayexihuanwo，nijiuyaoduiwoganjinshajue，xiaduyaowoming？”
kanzhehunmidesunyumian，lujunhengyiweiyouyaoshiqutale，xianshikanshanglewodezuobei，houyoucichuanwodezuoxiong，yongfenglidejianrenjiaodongwodeshangkou。
wojihubeizheigujutongzhemodeyaoyunsiguoqu，yaozheyadao：“lujunheng，zheilishihuanghouqingongqian，nigansharen？！”
陆君恒眼底猩红。
“你以为我不敢？”
shuozhetachouchumanshixuedelijian，zhunbeizhaozhewodebozikan。
“henger，haibuzhushou！”
huanghoucongqingonglichulai，jiuqiaojianzheixuexingdechangjing。
neibajianjiuxuanzaiwoboziliangcundedifang，lujunhengxuzuliqiyijiaotizaiwoshenshang，shentifeizhuangdaoyipangdeshizhushang，lianliantuxue。
yunguoquzhiqian，wotingjianlujunhengshuo。
“muhou，yumiancaishinengtihaierdangzaizhiren，moyulujiushigepianzi，kuangqiehaierxinlizhiyouyumianyiren，zheibeizifeitabuqu。”
neiketaihaole，zheibeizinimenkeyaosuosi！
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zaicixinglaihou，taiyijiwobaozhahaoleshangkou，zhufuwoyaozhuyixiuxi。
huanghouyinweitaizilujunhengguyishangren，ruanjinzaigongzhongsantian，santianhoutanuqichongchongzhaoshanglewo。
jiangwoyanglejinwuniandeaiquankanshachengliangbanrengdaowomianqian。
woqijigongxin，xiongkouchuzaicishenchuxuelai。
zheizhigoudangchushilujunhengsongwode，neishihouwomuqinbingshi，fuxiongzaiwaizhengzhan，tahaipawoyigerengudan，jiusongleyizhixiaogoujiwo。
tashuotahuihezheizhixiaogouyiyangshouhuzhewo。
zhonghuoyishi，wocaichedikanqing，lujunhengduiwohao，wufeishikanzhongwonengtitazhuanyizainan。
“moyulu，yumianhaizaibingzhong，nijiurangmuhoufatazhangzuisanshi，yaobushiwolanzhe，yumianbuzhidaoyaobeinihaideyouduocan！”
wobaozhexiaogoudeshiti，yanzhonghanlei。
“wocongweigenhuanghougaozhuang，sunyumianbeifa，shinihaidebushiwo！”
“zheizhigougenwoyiyangwugu，niweishenmeyaoshata。”
陆君恒面露嫌恶。
“nigenzheigouyiyang，rangwokandaojiuexin，niguyiyangbingzaijia，tuoyantuihunriqi，nijiuneimexiangjiajiwo。”
我高声道。
“wohuixiexinjihuanghou，gaosutawoyaotuihun，nikeyizoule！”
lujunhengzhanzhemeidong，yanshenbingleng。
“wochaofalv，taizifeibudeweicanfei，nizhiyaomanzuzheiyidian，muhoucaihuidaxiaozheigeniantou。”
wenyan，wojibeifaliang，zhuanshenyaopaoyijinglaibujile。
yuanmenwaihuranchongjinlaiyiqunjinyiweijiangwoenzaizhangdengshang，yongmashengsisibangzhu。
“打断她的腿！”
suizhelujunhengyishenglingxia，jinyiweikaishixingxing，yigenyigentiegunhenhendidazaiwodeguanjiechu，woshenzhinengtingjiangutousuiliedeshengyin。
yunguoqushi，womengjiannianshaoshiqianrentaiziyinweikanghunzaoshouzuzhoubeileipisineitian。
lujunhengduozaijiaoluolisesefadou，kuzheduiwoshuo：“yulu，wobuxiangsi，wozhangdahouhaiyaoqunide。”
woanfuta：“nifangxin，wohuiyongxitongjinizhuanyizuzhoude。”
lianggexiaoxiaodeshenyinghuxianganfubicishoushangdexinling。
ranhoumengxingle，shentidetengtongruchaoshuixilai。
“taizidianxia，tadegutouyiduan，shifoutingxia。”
陆君恒冷声吩咐。
“yumianbeigonglitaijiandaleshijixiabazhang，tagutouduanlesuanshenme，jiezheda，dadaogutouheroufenbuqingzheicaisuanwan。”
锦衣卫犹豫了。
“mojiananzirujinzaiwaizhengzhan，zheimezuokongpabuhaoba。”
“bizui，mojiaweichaotingxiaolineishitamendebenfen，mojiarennengbunenghuozhehuilaihailingshuoni。”
woqiangchengzheyikouqipaxiazhangdeng。
“lujunheng，womojiashidaizhongliang，nigangcaishuodehuashishenmeyisi。”
lujunhengmeiyouhuidawodehua，jugaolinxiadichaoxiao。
“kankannixianzaizheifumoyang，yidinghentongba，neinizhibuzhidaobentaizishiquzhiaideshihouyouduotong。”
“nibushihuizhuanyizainanma？zhuanyiyigejiwokankan？nilianzijidoujiubule，zenmekenengjiuwo。”
wojiazushangyiwaiheyigemingjiaoxitongdedongxiqianxiaqiyue。
yaoqidongxitongbixuyouchengniannvxinglaiwancheng，haiyousantiancaishiwodeshengchen。
jinyiweijiangwotuohuizhangdeng，tiegunyigengenluoxia，woxiaotuiyixiazaojiutengdemeilezhijue。
zhiganshoudaoxuerouhengfei，liuchudexueranhonglezhenggeyuanzi。
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“hutu，wokanruanjinnisantianhaishiqingle，yulushishennvhoudai，nengbangnizhuanyitianlei，nizheibanduitashixiangzuosima？”
huanghoudasuichazhan，qideyaojiangsunyumiandangjichusi。
陆君恒慌了。
“muhou，moyulugenbenbushishenmeshennv，zhenzhengnengbangwozhuanyitianleiderenshiyumian！”
孙玉棉跪在殿上。
“huanghouniangniang，woqueshinengtitaizidianxiadangzai。”
皇后凤眼微眯。
“neinidaoshishuoshuo，tianleilaishi，nizenmetitaizizhuanyitianlei。”
sunyumiansahuangdao：“taizidianxiashijiusuishengchenyanneitian，yumianhuidayigejitai，yushentongling，weitaizidianxiaqifu。”
“lingwai，wozuobuzuotaizifeigenbenbuzhongyao，wozhixiangrangtaizidianxiahuodekaixinkuaile。”
陆君恒万分感动。
“guoran，buguanzhonglaiduoshaohui，niyongyuanshineimeshanliang。”
“muhou，moyuluyijingchenglecanfei，bunengzaizuotaizifei，qingmuhou......”
皇后打断他。
“buji，ruoshitazhennengtinizhuanyitianlei，wozaicefengtaweitaizifei。”
wotangzaipingfenghoudechuangtashang，kandaosunyumianditoushiyandiyimoeduzhise。
liangrenlikaihou，huanghoulaianfuwo。
“yulu，hengerzheihuitaiguofenle，woyijinghenhenfaguotale，xiwangnibuyaoyinweizheicixiaowuhuiershangleganqing。”
“nixiedetuihunxin，muhoujiudangmeikanguo。”
小误会？
wobeidaduanletui，zheibeizichenglezhinengzuozailunyishangdecanfeijiaoxiaowuhui？
wozaogaikanqingdehuanghoujiushigefokoushexindehenjiaose。
qianshi，wobanglujunhengzhuanyidiaotianleihou，taduiwodetaidujiulengdanlexuduo，shenzhizaiwoqiutajiumingdeshihou，tayezhishishuo：“hengershiweilaidiwang，woguanbuleta。”
zheiduimuziyigebiyigelengxue。
“huanghouniangniang，nifangxin，wobuhuifangzaixinshangde。”
wodangranbuhuifangzaixinshang，wohuiyongyuanmingji，jizhunimenmuzishiruhebeixinqiyide。
ciri，sunyumianchuanzhehuafudaofang，yigairouruodeyangzi。
“wojiubujinixinglile，bijingnixianzaijiushigecanfei，shenfenyegaobudaonaliqu。”
“taizidianxiaxianzaiyeyesuzaiwozhei，nongdewozheijitianyaozhisuandehen。”
mianduitadejifeng，woxinzhongyidiancuyidoumeiyou。
“woconglaimeixiangguoyaodangshenmetaizifei，gengmeixiangguogennizhenglujunheng。”
“niyuanyipatadechuang，nijiupa。”
孙玉棉不信。
“shuodehaoting，wodaoshiyaokankannichengleyabahainengbunengzaihuanghoumianqianshuowohuaihua！”
jigegongnvguolaienzhuwo，quandoubeiwohetui。
“woshimojiadeda**，mingmianshanghaishitaizifeihouxuanren，nimenganduiwodongshou，youjigenaodainengkan！”
cishilujunhengkuajinmenlai，shenselengku。
“nishuangtuicanfeile，zuibadaoshilihai！”
“yumianshuodemeicuo，jiushiyinweiniyizhitiqitianleideshiqing，muhoucaiyizaiyouyu。”
wosisidengzheta，kanzhetajiangneiwanduyaoguanjinwodezuili。
duyaorukou，houlongyouruhuoshao，lujunhengquehunbuzaiyi。
“xianzainiyoucanyouya，taizifeideweizhizhinengshiyumiandele，dengwoshijiusuishengchenyiguo，nijiujiwogunchuqu！”
“meiyoubentaizidemingling，sheidoubuxuyizhizheigepianzi。”
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lujunhengdeminglingyixia，guoranmeiyourenhetaiyiganlaitiwozhenzhi。
zhenghaohuanghouweilelujunhengdeshijiusuishengchenyanganqusimiaoqifu，yaoliangtianhoucaihuilai。
wosuiranmeiyouwanquanbianchengyigeyaba，danshengdaishousun，shengyinshayanantingzhiji，jiulianwozijidoubuyuanyitingdaozijideshengyin。
“tingshuotahuizhuanyitianleidenenglishipianrende，jiushiweiledangshangtaizifei。”
“pianzishibupeidangwomendezhuzide，mojiagentayiyangdouwandanle。”
“tingshuomojiaderendousiguangle，jiushengtayigele，zheishizhendejiade。”
wotangzaichuangshangyangshang，wuyijiantingdaogongnvdeduihua，bugushenshangdeshang，nulipadaomenkou。
“wofuqinxiongdizenmele！”
gongnvmenmianmianxiangqu，bugandahua。
“nifuqinxiongdizaizheili！”
lujunhenghesunyumianyitongjinlai，shenhoudexiarentaizhesangemuxiangzifangdaowomianqian。
孙玉棉笑的很假。
“jiejienibushixiangjianfuqinxiongdima，womenyijingbatamendailaile。”
woruzaoleiji，yigukongjupashangxintou。
“你什么意思？”
lujunhengmingrenjiangmuhezidakai。
“zheilimianzhuangdeshinifuqinxiongdidetoulu。”
kandaofuqinxiongditouludeneiyike，wohunshenfadou，erhoucaibaofachujiliedekusheng。
neizhongganjuejiuxiangyourenbawohuoshengshengpichengleliangban，zheikeshiwocongxiaoduiwotengaiyoujiadefuxiong。
我死死瞪着陆君恒。
“nibasuiyuxishiwofuqinshemingjiuxiadeni，nidegongjianshiwodagejiaode，nidejianshushiwoergejiaode，jiulianninengdangshangtaiziyeshiwomenmojiadinglizhichi。”
“niweishenmeyaozheimezuo，tamennaliduibuqini！”
lujunhengshoubeizaishenhou，jianglengmowuqingyanyidaojizhi。
“wobuguojiaoxunnijixia，nidefuxiongjiushangshujifuhuangxiangcanwoyiben，haixiangrangfuhuangxialingchusiyumian，ruobushiwojishilanxia，rujinzaonandejiushiwo。”
“nimenmojiashichenzi，chenzifushijunwangshiyinggaide，yinweiyidianxiaoenxiaohuijiuyaobentaiziweinimenmojiashizun？”
“moyulu，wobenjiuyanenikuangpianwo，kuangqienifuxiongshisiyuyudijunzhishou，nipingshenmeganyuanhenwo！”
wogaoshengdao：“wofuxionghuisi，haibushinixialingbupaiyuanjunzhiyuan，nizheishigongbaosichou。”
“wocongweipianguoni！shinibubianshifei，woyecongweixiangyaojiajini，shinizizuoduoqing！”
lujunhengbeiwodeqishizhenzhule，yanzhonghuyi。
“nidangzhenduibentaizisixin，buxiangzuotaizifei？”
孙玉棉故意道。
“jiejie，jintianshinishengchen，buyaodongqi，zenmeshuotaizidianxiayerangnimenyijiatuanyuanle，nidexiexietaizidianxiacaixing，zenmenenggentaizidianxiazheimeshuohua。”
woliuxiazuihouyidilei，kuxiaochulesheng。
“shia，jintianjiushiwodeshengchenle，lujunhengnihaipama？”
wodeshengchenyidao，xitongzhuanyidenenglijiunengjihuole，wosuoshoudekuhetong，tamendoudehaihuilai。
cishitianbianxiangqigungunleisheng，chaozhedouchengyuelaiyuejin。
qintianjianderenganlaibinggao。
“taizidianxia，xingxiangyoubian，zheicideshibadaotianleikenenghuitiqianluoxia，haiwangtaizizaozuozhunbei。”
陆君恒搂着孙玉棉。
“huangshenme，youyumianzaiwoshenbian，zheigetianleipibudaowoshenshang。”
sunyumiankaozaitajiantou，jiaoroudao:“nengweitaizidianxiafenyoushiyumiandefuqi。”
wojinjinwozheshuangquan，xinzhongdehenyidadaodingfeng。