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dengjiqianyiwan,huangjieshenyuyaobataxinjianshangdefumasongdaolewodezhangqian。

chengxiangfushuzixiaoziheng,shiwonianshaoshijiuaishangderen。

woqingliaokaitaxiongqianyijin,quebeitaxiuzhonganjianguanchuanxiongtang,cansizailedonggongzhizhong。

wosizhihou,congqianneigewoyanqijiledefumayanliyeyinledujiu,suiwoqule。

zaizhengyanwoyouhuidaoleyanliweiwoshuangmushiming,jiaojinjinduandeneitian。

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fumayanlibianchenglezheifuyangzizheshikelian,taquansuozaipocaowuli,hunshendouzaizhandou。

shangyishitashiweiletiwodangjiuheleduyaocaixialeyanjing,beihuangjiejiewuxianzhimingtiaolejiaojin。

wotuikaitaxiaopowudemen,tarujinggongzhiniaoyibanzhilezhishenzi,shengyinweiruodao:

「gongzhu,chenmeiyougouyindadianxia,gongzhu,qiuninxiangxinchen。」

tashenchuneigujiefenmingercangbaideshou,mosuozhewodequnjiao。

yaoshiqianshidewo,kongpahuihenhendetikaita,butingjieshidechoumayidun。

kexianzaiwozhongshengle,wozhidao,zheigeshijieshangchulefuhuangmuhou,zuiaiwoderenshita。

wodunxiashenzi,wozhuletadeshou:「xianbieshuohua,wozhidaonimeiyou。」

zhuazhutashoudeneiyike,tazhandoule,woxiangtayinggaishipawo。

tameishuohua,zhishiweijudewanghousuolesuoshenzi。

wobatawangzijishenshangzhuai,tadejiaohailiuzhexue,yixiedifangjielejiadankanqilaihaishichumujingxin。

「biepa,wobuhuidani。」

shuochuzheihuadeshihou,wobumianjuedekuijiu。

qianshiwozuitaoyandejiushizheigebeimuhouzhihunjiwodexiaoqigaile,tashenshangbiandaguodehenjidoushiwoshengqideshihounatasaqidade。

jiyanlitushangleyaohou,tazhongyubuzaineimejiebeile。

tadeyanshangmengzheshabu,bilianghentingpifuruoxue,baisedesuyishangyouzhexingxingdiandiandexueji。

wocongmeizixikanguota,shuozhende,woyijingwangletadeyanjingshishenmeyangzile。

xiangzhe,wotaishoushitanzhenaqutayanshangshabu,taquewozhulewodeshouwan,shengyinyouxieshaya:

「gongzhu,yiguanshuole,chendeyanjingfeile,jiubuhuilelaile。」

tashuozheihuadeshihouyuqidaizheyisiluomo。

wodexinxiangshibeicileyidao,wofangxialetansuodeshoupengqitabingliangdelianjia:

「nengzhihaode,bengongzhushuoyaojinizhihao,jiuyidingnengzhihao。」

kenengshicongmeiduiyanlizheimewenrouguo,tajiangtoupianxiangwo,zhanglezhangzuiqueshenmeyemeishuo。

qiuyeshiliangde,wofenfuxiarenjiyanlibeilehoubeizi,jiantashuizhewocailikai。

yanlibianchengzheiyangsuirandabanyuanyinshiyinweiwo,danyehewoneihewozhengduohuangweidehuangjielibuleganxi。

shangyishiwosiyuhuangjiezhishou,taminglingzijidefumaxiaozihenggouyinwo,zuihouwobeitacisi。

haoyigejiedaosharen,tayongdeshiyibahaodao。

qingdouchukaineinian,yuhuayuanshanghuayanshang,woduixiaozihengyijianzhongqing,keshiyuyuanwei,fuhuangbatazhihunjiledahuangjieshenyuyao。

woshenjunningsuishisangongzhuzhongdelaoyao,danyeshiweiyidedinv,quepotianhuangdezhaolegeqigaidangfuma——

hongyishibanian,woshiersui。

tanwantaochulegongdiyiciyujianleyanli,tajiusui。

takaolaerhumaiyiweisheng,woxinxuelaichaodetingguoyici。

houlaiwozongshipaochugongquzhaota,huangjiejianwozongshizhaota,jiukeyidiaonanta。

youyicitamenchadianbayanlidasi,woweilebaotademing,suikoushuoleju:「tashiwoderen。」

buqiaodeshi,neihuabeirenchuandaoledangjinhuanghou,wodeshengmuerduoliqu,tamenbayanlizhuadaolewodegongdian。

guoshishuo,yanlijiushiwodemingdingzhiren,womingshaguxing,ruoshixiangyaodengdegaoweibixuyouyixiangkezhirenbangwodilezheiming,cainengfeishengchengfeng,chengweitianxiazhizhu。

muhouyixinxiangrangwochengdi,erhuabushuojiudingxialewoheyanlidewawaqin。

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zaijiandaoshenyuyaoshizaiyanlishimingdediertian,tazhidaowozuitaoyanyanlile。

tabaichuzhangjiedejiazi,haobukeqidejinlewodedonggong。

shenbianhaidaizhexiaoziheng,woqiaojianzheiyiduigounannvbumianjuedeexin。

「huangmeijinrikanqilaiqisebucuo,keshizuoriyoushenmexishi?」

「tuohuangjiedefu,wofujunshuangyanshiming,zaiyebunengzoulule。」

shenyuyaowuxianyanligouyinta,yiciweiyoutiaoletadejiaojin。

wobailetayiyan,jiezheshuo:「wokanhuangjiezheishuangyanjingshengdejimei,bururangjunningwanlequ?」

woshenshougangyaopengshangtadeyanjing,tarouyankejiandekonghuangdehoutuiyibu,shengxianbuwendao:

「你疯了吗?」

wozhigougoudedingzheshenyuyaodeyanjing,yuqihenlengqueshibuxiangshizaikaiwanxiao。

woyixiangshuodaozuodao,qianshijiuyinweibierenshuolexiaozihengjijuhuaihua,wojiubatamendetuijidaduan。

qifenjiucijiangchizhe,xiaozihengkailekou:「sangongzhudianxiamoyaoheyuyaole,qianrizhishichendaitatininpeizui。」

tashuozhegongshouduiwoxingli,juzhitouzuzhijiantouluzheguizugongzidebinbinyouli。

shenyuyaojianxiaozihengweizijishuohua,xiangshixuanyaozhezijidezhanlipinyiyang,zhileyaobanxiaozhekanzhewo。

wolenghengyisheng,bashixianyidaoxiaozihengdeyanjingshang:「zenme?jiefuzheishiqiangzhelaisongyanjingma?」

「wokannizheishuangyebucuo。」

tamendebufahudeyizhiqilaixianghoutuiqu,wojixudao:「ruoshihaixiangyaoyanjing,jiujiwosonglaizuihaodeyao,zhaolaizuihaodeyiguan。」

woxianglaizhigaoqiangguanle,ruobushiqianshizaidaolexiaozihengjiaoxia,kongpawozaojiudengjile。

「huangmeizheishizuoshenme?yaoguaiyezhinengguainineixiaofumadaomei。」

「wangrizenmebujianniduitaneibanshangxin,zhishigexiaoqigaibale。」

shenyuyaochixiaozhe,xiaorongchoulouzhiji。

meidengwohuihua,jiutingdaoleshenhouchuanlaichelungundongdeshengyin,yanlizuozailunyishangguolaile。

takanjianyanlizheibanmoyang,xiaodegengdashengle,shenzhilazheshenpangdexiaozihengdao:「meixiangdaotajingranbianchengzheibancanyang,zhenshiyufeirenwuyi!」

「huangmeiniyouzheiyangdefujun,dangzhenshi......」

「pa」deyishenggewaidexiangliang,dadewodeshoushengshengdeteng,neiyizhangwozhazhashishidedazaileshenyuyaodelianshang。

「zaizenmeshuoyanliyeshiwodefuma,gengshijianglaidehuangfu,haiyoubudenizheibanshuota!」

woshizaitingbudeshenyuyaojiexialaidehua,tapianguotoulenglengdekanzhewo,yijuhuayebengbuchulai。

kenengshibeiwozheigeyangzihedaole,yiwangwobayanlishiweiquru,dangzuonupuyiyangduidai。

xianzaiqueyinweitadesanyanliangyudataerguang,guolebanshang,tazhandouzheshengyinmanyanbukezhixindao:

「jiuyinweiyigeqigaigandawo?xinbuxinwogaosufuhuang?」

wojiantahaishisixingbugai,xiayigebazhanggangyaoluoxia,xiaozihengyoulanzhulewo。

tashuolehenduobaoqiandehua,jugongxinglishenmedoumeiluoxia,zhuangdedaoshitingxiang。

wolengxiaoyisheng,daduantadehua,chaozheshenyuyaodao:「qujiwodefujundaoqian。」

shenhouyanlihuadonglunyimosuozhedaolewoshenbian,shengyinruoruode,woyinyuetingdaotashuozhe:「suanle。」

zenmekenengsuanle?zheiyishishenyuyaoqiantade,woyaotayiyifenghai。

wokanshenyuyaoyanlifanzheleihua,xushibeiwodingpale,tazhongshiwanyaodaoqian。

shuowanjiudaizhexiaozihengliledonggong,wozhigandaoshouxinhaitangtangde,shenhouyanlichedonglewodeyixiu。

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「gongzhububiweilechenzheidengfeirenhedadianxiaqizhengzhi。」

yanlishengyinhenqing,wonengtingchutadetante。

guaiwoqianshishangtataishen,rangtayangchenglezheifubeiweiweiquqiuquandexingge。

wotanleyikouqi,qianqiletadeshoudao:「congjinwanghou,wohuiduinihaode。」

tameishuohua,zhishiqingqingdiandiantou。

yanlicongjiusuikaishigenzhewo,danhewodexingzijieranxiangfan。

yiqiwangshi,tazongshizaiwodamatadeshihouyishengbuhang,quansuoqilaimomoliuyanlei,zaiwoxiaoqiguohouhaihuiguolaianweiwo,quanwoxiaoqi。

zheiyishi,wohuijinquanlimibuta,dengwodengshanghuangwei,bianxutashubujinderonghua。

fuhuangxixiazhiyousangenver,huangweiyecongwomensangezhijiandansheng,zhiyouwoshidichude。

dagongzhushenyuyao,shirujinhuangguifeisuosheng,congxiaodaodawulunshenmedouyaohewozhengyizheng。

ergongzhushenshuyun,shenzichanruo,danjingchangheshenyuyaohunzaiyiqi,buzhidaohailewoduoshaoci。

woheshenyuyaozhijian,taxiwen,wohaowu。

kewodewaizufujiushidangjindehuguodajiangjun,taaiwoaidejin,fuhuangyechongaiwo,woyechenggongdangshanglehuangtainv,zhujinledonggong。

julihuangweizhichafuhuangchuanweizheiyibu,shangyishishenyuyaohaiwozhisi,zheiyiciwoyaotajiabeifenghai。

zheicihuangzumushouchen,bianshitahaiwodediyici。

yanhuishezhizaiwushi,shenyuyaoyijingdaizhexiaozihengchuxianzaiyanhuishangxianxingjihuangzumuheshou。

gongzhudouhuihefumayitongchuxi,kerujinyanlixingdongbubian,wohaishituizhetalaile。

huangzumujianlewomianluxise,tapieleyiyanyanli,biaoqingbiandeyoudiancha。

「huangmeizendeyoubanineibuzhongyongdefumadaidaohuangzumudeshouyanlaile,dangzhenshihuiqi。」

shenyuyaoxiaozhe,tianyoujiacudeshuozheyixiewobuaitingdehua。

huangzumuqueshibuxihuanyanli,congwunianqianwomendahundeshihou,tajiuhenbumanyiwozheigefuxu。

「huangzumuhaimeishuoshenmeni,huangjiezenmehaichashangzuile。」

wobayanlituidaoweizhizuoxia,kandaoletabuanzuanjindeshou。

woduihuangzumuxiaolexiao,xianshanglezuinashoudewujian。

huangzumubeiwodoudelehele,shenyuyaoyoubugaoxingle。

tademudejiushiweiledayawozaihuangzumuxinlideweizhi。

dengwoyiwujieshu,tajiukailekou,xiaodeyincecede:

「huangzumu,bururangyaoyaogenhuangmeibijian,sheiruoshiyinglesheijiunenghexiafuhuangshangcidezijinshenggutang。」

taguoranhaishiyaoyongzheiyitaohaiwo,woqishenyingxia,shuqigaogaodefaji。

yibushiwai,tayangqitaomujianchaowocilai。

shangyishitaguyishujilewo,zheiyishiwoyerangtayingyici。

jilunbishiguohou,wozhujianzhanjushangfeng,zheizhenghaoyingleshenyuyaodeyi。

woqiaojiantalianshangdexiaoyufamingxian,tafaqizuihouyicijingong,qianjunyifazhijiwozhongzhongshuaidaozaidi。

xigaiyijingkepolepi,henmingxian,shiwoshule。

woguzuonanguodezhanqishen,chaozhehuangzumuxingli:「shisunnvyuben,shujilehuangjie。」

「kongpashiwufuxiaoshoufuhuangshangcidezijinshenggutangle。」

woshuozhezoujinshenyuyao,tadelianseyihuierbaiyihuierqing。

shixianjiaocuozhijian,wochaotadanranyixiao。

huidaoyanhuishang,huangzumuanweilewoliangju,jiubaneiwanbaihuhudetangdijileshenyuyao。

「huangjiekuaiheba,yinggaihaishirezheni。」

wotuosaikanta,zuijiaozhibuzhushangyang。

daitayanxia,yishibankeguohou,dianneichuanlaitaguikulanghaodejiaohansheng。

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shenyuyaosihouzhezaidishangzhengzha,yangzixiangshideleshixinfeng。

zhiyouwozhidao,tachengshouzhedezenyangdeliehuozhuoxindeshiguzhitong。

neigenbenjiubushizijinshenggutang,ershilingrenjingushousun,wugongjinfeideduanhuntang。

shangyishiwojiushizaizheiyanhuishangyongyuandeshiqulewozheiyishendewugong,xianzaikanlai,shenyuyaoyechangdaolezheiziwei。

huangzumudajingshise,yanhuifenluanwubi,kezheitangjiushishenyuyaoduanguolaide,shitazijiwanhuozifen。

taiyimenfenfenqianlai,gongnvmencashizheshenyuyaoetoushangximidehan。

kexile,zheiduzhibule。

wobumianjuedehaoxiao,hetahanmanleishuideyanduishiyimiao,wochaotaduizhekouxing:

「作茧自缚,蠢。」

suihouwoganmangquanfuhuangzumu,gubudetazaidishangguikulanghao。

buzhidaoguoleduojiu,shenyuyaotengyunleguoqu,dianshangcaixiaotingqilai。

wobujinxiangqi,shangyishiwoxinranhexialeneitang,tengdewozhengsushuibuzhe,shiyanlipeizaiwoshenbian,weiwolaquzianfuwoshuijue。

ershenyuyaoneiduigounannvbawodangxiaohuayiyangkan,wozhijindouwangbuletamenlianshangneichouedexiao。

naojujieshu,wotuizheyanlihuiledonggong。

yilushangtaxunwenwofashengleshenme,woxiaozhegaosuta:

「jiaoxunleyigexiangyaozhurendegou。」

zheiduanhuntangdeduxingjiqiang,buguangfeilewoyishenwugong,hairangwotebiejuhanweinuan。

buguozheidoushishenyuyaojiexialaiyaoshoude。

fuhuangzhixiaolezheijianshi,yonglezijiyuyongdetaiyiyezhibuleshenyuyao,zhinengkaiyixiecaoyaohuanjietadetengtong。

zuanxinshiguzhitongzenhuibideshangyanlisuochengshoudeneixietong,taxianshifeileshuangyan,beirenshengshengdeyongdaokanduanlejiaojin。

tadourenguoqule,woyexiangfuhuang**yongletayuyongdetaiyi。

haozaiyanlideyanjingzhendenengjiu,zhishijianglaizoulukongpayouxiekunnan。

wobatajiehuidonggongdezhudian,hewoyiqizhu。

batajiaochulaideshihou,taquanzaigancaoduibugandong。

「fujun,chulaihewoyiqizhuba。」

wocoujinta,zheishiwodiyicijiaota「fujun」,tamingxiandelengzhule。

「gongzhu,chenmeiyouzuocuoshenme。」

taminminchun,shengyinhendou。

tagujiyouyiweiwoyaofabingle,woshenmeyemeishuo,batabaozailelunyishang。

waimianyangguangzhenghao,wobatatuichuqushaishaitaiyang。

「bushidani,yebumani,woxiangrangnijianjianguang。」

wozheiyanggentashuo,tadunlehaoyihuierdao:「jinriqueshihaonuanhe,haojiudoumeiyudaozheimehaodetianqile。」

tashuozhe,zuijiaobujingyideqiaoqi,napashuangyanbeibaishamengzhu,taxiaodeyehenhaokan。

shiwoqianshitaikuiqiantale,jingranmeizenmerangtajiandaoguotaiyang。

wobatadaihuizhudian,yejianbangtahuanyao。

jiaoshangdeshangyijingbuliuxuele,zhishihaiyoudianhongzhong,buguowoshanglezuihaodeyao,gujihenkuaijiuhuihao。

shangyaodeshihoutayishengbuhang,wonengganshoudaotazaidou,shoushangdeliduqingleyixie。

「bayifuhuanleba,zangle。」

woshenshoujiekaitaxiongqianyidai,taquelianlianhoutui,zuihousuozailechuangjiao。

「gongzhu,chendeshentihenchou,haishibuzanglenindeyanle。」

tabieguolian,shengyinyouxiexiao。

「meishi,wobuxianqi。」

wopaguoqubangtatunxialelimianbaisedeliyi,yanqiandeyimuchumujingxin。

tadezuoxiongbeiluoshangleyigewaizhede「shi」zi,fenhongderouyijingzhanghao,danzhengning。

wobeijingdeyijuhuayeshuobuchu,tasihuchajuedaolewodejinge,xunsudelongqilezijideyifu。

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「是怎么弄的?」

wofafengyibanzhuazhuyanlideshouwan,shengyinzhibuzhudefazhan。