第2章 对我精神不正常

woxianzaizheigedunwei,tashimeiyouhaishoudekenengde。

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“nihetashenmeguanxia,zheimexintengta?”

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“那当然!”

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tingdao“qian”,guyanyanyandishunjianfangguang,“xiexiejiejie。”

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“aduiduidui!”chenweilangbeipaqi,“laopoa,mingtianwoheyanyanpeiniyiqi!”

“xinga,neijiumingtianyiqiqu。”