第一章五雷轰顶
shangbeizi，meimeiweileqiangzouwodeshenghuo，lianhenainaijiwoxialeyao，biwojiajiyigeyouchouyouqiongderen。
neigesuoweidezhangfuduiwodongzhedama，woxiangjialiqiuzhu，xiwangtamenkeyibangbangwo。
谁知道奶奶却说，
[nibuguojiushiyigebierenbuyaodetuoyouping，zheiyijingshinitiandadefuqile，zhizuba！]
shoujinzhemo，zuihouwochenglefengzi，duolezhangfuyijiaderouweilezhu。
zaizhaotamenfuchoudelushang，wohanhenerzhong。
zheibeiziwozhongshengle。woyaorangshanghaiwoderenfuchuqianbeibaibeidedaijia，wojiangtamenkouzhongdefuqisongjilemeimei，
[zheimehaoderen，wozenmenenghemeimeiqiangni？]
womenjiajiedisange，woshilaoda。
buzhiweihe，bamaduchongwoyige，zaizheigejiduzhongnanqingnvdecunzili，wokeshiduyifen。
jiuliancunlidaduoshurenyinyiweiaodesunzi，wonulidagongdedidizaijialidoumeiyouzhandaoguoyidingdianbianyi。
congxiaodaoda，suiranzaicunzili，woyongdedongxizongshichenglishixingde，meicikandaoneixiedongxi，meimeiyanshenlidekuangregenbendangbuzhu。
meiciyudaozheiyangdeqingkuang，mamazonghuipipingmeimeiyidun，ranhougantazoukai。
xiaoshihouwojingchangtoutouzangqimamajiwodejiacan，fenjididimeimei。
sheicengxiang，yuanlaimeimeiconglaimeiyouganjiguowo，faneryuanhenwoqiangzouletadeshenghuo。
tayiweimeiyoulewo，tajiunengguoshangwodeshenghuo。
yaozhidao，taheqitananrenguihun，wotitayanshi。
jiuliantahaipahuaiyun，yeshiwochengshouzhedianyuanshenshideyanshenjitamaidebiyunyao。
wobenyiwei，shangledaxue，wojiukeyiduitagenghao，bangtatuolilaolong，sheizhidao，tajingranxiangzhijieduozouwoderensheng。
weizaoqinzijianding，qipianmuqin，zuizhonghaiwoqicanlishi，taqueyaoshenyibianchenglemingpaidaxuesheng，jieshifujiagongzi，xingfuyisheng。
haoba，jiranzheiyangneiwojiufangxiazhurenqingjie，zunzhongtarenmingyun。
shangbeizi，wozaidengdailuqutongzhishudeshihoujiedaowomabingzhongdedianhua，wozaijialiyibujiedaizhaoguletayizhou，taquehaishihunmibuxing，zhidaowuyizhongtingdaoletahemeimeideduihua，caizhidaotashizhuangde，weishenmeni？
mudejiushirangmeimeidingtiwoqushangdaxue。
woqujimamadaoyaozha，zoudaomenkoushi，quetingdaolemamahemeimeideshengyin，tabushihunmibuxingma？
[jingjinga，nazhezheixieqiannidaizhetongzhishuganjinzou，nibadoudadianhaole。]
[那姐姐怎么办？]
[meishide，tazaikaoyicijiuxingle。]
[ma，tayaoshibaofuwomenzenmebana，nikuiqianlewoshijinianle，nirenxinkanwoyihouyibeizihuozaidanjingshoupazhongma？]
meimeideshengyindailexiebuganxin，sihuyinyuehaiyoukuqiang。
[nixiaodiansheng，bierangtatingjian，neinishuozenmeban，nengzenmeban？]
[jitazhaogerenjialeba，hainengyaodiancailini！didiquxifudefangzikebujiuyoulema。]
hennanxiangxiangzheiyangdehuashicongwocongxiaotengdaodademeimeizuilishuochulaide，wodexinwaliangwaliangde。
zaiyerenbuzhutuikailemen。
kandaowo，tamenlianggemingxianyileng，qifenyouxieganga，biaoqingbiandebuziranbuziran。
[jiejiehuilaile，magangxing，xinkunizhaogutale。]