huoxinyumeiyanyijiulengdan，shouqueshenxianglezhuopang，bazijideshoujifangdaotadeshouli。
“woranglijinqujinimaigexinde，jintianxianyongwode。”
wenjiaotiantianyixiao，suoxingjiuruanruandikaozailehuoxinyudeshenshang，baixideshouzhichuozhepingmu，zuilibuzhidaozainiantaoshenme。
huoxinyurenyoutakaozhe，yanzhongquehuaguoyisihenqiandebolan。
tamianwubiaoqingdichuixiamou，yiyanjiunengkandaotatoudingdexiaofaxuaner，haiyouyigendaimaoshashadilizaineili。
jianzhuang，tabobodechunjiaofuxianchuyimoruoyousiwudehudu。
taiqishouzhengyaoanfuneigendaimao，jiujianbangongshidemenjiuturanbeirentuikai——
“jiaojiao，wotingshuonigenxuezhangchaojiale，zheishizenmehuishiya？”
gumanmanyijinmenjiukandaowenjiaowugusidikaozaihuoxinyushenbian。
zhuangsijiaojideyandikuaisushanguoyisiyinmai，danxiayimiaoyoubianchengdanxindemoyang。
“jiaojiao，nixiaoxinyidianya，wofunizuoxiaba。”
gumanmanjimangzoudaowenjiaoshenbian，zuoshijiuyaolatadeshou，
“qianwanyaoxiaoxinniduzilidehaiziya！ruoshichuleshenmeshi，wogaizenmegenxuezhangjiaodai。”
wenjiaoxinligedengyisheng，tongyishikejiuganjuedaoshenpangderenshifangchulenongzhongdelengqi，zhouweidewendudouhaoxiangjiangzhibingdian。
gumanmanxiangshiganshoubudaohuoxinyudeqingxu，zhiyiqulawenjiaodeshou，rouruodemianpangjinshidanyou。
“jiaojiao，xuezhangteyijiwodaledianhuarangwoguolaikankanni，tahendanxinnide。”
wenjiaomianwubiaoqingdishuaikaitadeshou，budongshengsediwanghuoxinyushenbiankaolekao。
kejibianzheiyang，mourenhaishiyishenlenglideqixi，genbenbuweisuodong。
这个该死的绿茶婊！
buguoyeguaitaziji，shangyishitatingxingumanmandehualaizhaohuoxinyutanpaihou。
huoxinyuhenshengqi，danqueshimeiduojiugumanmanjiulaile。
zaitadeyanyutiaosuoxia，tagenhuoxinyudeguanxigengshixueshangjiashuang。
pianpianshangyishitahaishahuhudigenbenmeitingchu，gumanmanshuodeneixiebieyoushenyidehua。
wenjiaozaixinlitankouqi，wulunruhe，tahaoburongyicaiwanhuidejumian，bunengzairanggumanmanjihuile。
“shime？”wenjiaoshenselengdandikanzhegumanman，
“neiqingnihuiquzhuangaota，tabuyongdanxinwo，youxingegezaiwoshenbian，wozaizheilihenhao，lingwai——”
takanzhegumanmanyouxielengzhengdelianse，lenglengyixiao：
“guxiaojie，qingnijieshiyixianigangcaishuodehua，shenmejiaoxiaoxinwoduzilidehaizi，wozenmetingbudongnizaishuoshenme。”
“haizi”lianggezixianranchudongledamowangdemougenshenjing。
wenjiaoganjuetashenshangdebaoliliqigengjianongzhong。
meibanfa，tazhihaodianqijiaojianzaihuoxinyuerpangxiaoshengshuoleyijuhua。
huoxinyudegebobeitazhuaizhe，toubudeyidiwangtashenbianpianlepian。
ganjuedaoyizhentiantiandetangguoxiangqicongtadelianjiazhicuanrubiqiang，tademouseshenlejixu，danmeiyoushuohua。
gumanmankanzhetamenlianggerenqinmidejudong，shencedeshouyonglizuanjin，danmianshangyiranshineifurouruodemoyang。
“zhei……jiaojiao，shiyizhici，jiranniyijinggaosulehuoxiansheng，jiu……jiubuyaozaibuchengrenle。
haizishiwugude，woxiangxinhuoxianshengnenggoutiliangni。”
taweiweitanlekouqi，youmiandainanrandikanxianghuoxinyu。
jiantamenhaizaixiaoshengshuozheqiaoqiaohua，shouzhongbuyouzuandegengjin。
jintian，wojiuyaorangniwanjiebufu！