第001章 巴掌很响

“handongyetaiqianghanleba,jingranxiangyaozhuiqiuliuying。”

“zezeze,zhibuguoshixiangyaolaihamachitianeroubale。”

“nikankantadeyangzi,shizaishitaidiurenle。”

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suoyourendemuguangjujizaibanjilimianzuihouyipai,yanshenzhizhongchongmanlebiyizhise。

zaitamenrenwei,handongjiushiyigelajieryi,rujinquezuochulezheimejingtiandongdideshiqing,zhibuguokexihuiyingdeshijingtianpili。

daizhidekanzhemianqiandeyimu,handongdaoxianzaihaimeifanyingguolai。

qianshitakeshidamingdingdingdeqidahanfeizhiyi,ruguobushiyinweidujieshizaoshouxiuxianzheshiyongduji,kongparujinyijingchengweixiuxianjieyifangjubo。

douziyibandaxiaodehanshuizailianjiashangmiandiluo,yanzhongfuxianchuleyisijinge,yishizhijian,mengranzhanzhileshenti。

takeshichayibujiuchengweiqianwudaluzuidingjiandecunzai,danshixianzaishentijingransihaomeiyourenhedelinglibodong。

gengrangtafennudeshi,tasuoweidejiebaidagelinhao,jingranzaiguanjianshikehexiuxianzhegongtongduifuta,weidejiushitadeyinyangyupei。

“linhao,jiranshangtianjiwoyicijihui,neiwojueduibuhuifangguoni,jiangnihunpodarujiuyou,yongshibudechaosheng。”

handongyanleyikoukoushui,xinzhongyouxiebugan,keshiyewukenaihe,danyanmouzhizhongfuxianchulenongyudeshaji。

zhouweiderenkanzhehandongcikedezhuangtai,zuijiaolouchulejifengdexiaorong,renweihandongshibeizheijianshiqingdajidaole。

zuijiaokusedexiaolexiao,xuanjitaiqilianjiahuanguzhouwei,ganshouzhemianqiandechaofeng,xinzhongzhujianbiandepingjingxialai。

zheiyitianshitashoudaozuidadequru,congerkanqingleliuyingdezhenmianmu。

liuyingshitayizhidexinyinvshen,yinweigaozhongbiyedeyuangu,suoyicaijuedingjiangxinzhongdexiangfabiaobai,quemeixiangdaojingranbeizhijiejujue。

gengguofendeshi,liuyingzaibanjilimianshuolezheijianshiqing,shihandongchengweizhenggexuexiaodexiaobing,wanquantaibuqitoulai。

“handong,womenlianggegenbenbushiyigeshijiederen,yihouhaiqingnizizhongyidian。”

biyideshengyinzaimianqianchuxian,ranghandongdingzhemianqiandenvren,zuijiaoluchuleyimozichao。

jiushizheigenvren,zaigaozhongshiqijiangtadajidetiwuwanfu,shenzhizaidaxuebiyezhihouyejiangtazaigongsilimiandeqiantuquanbuhuimie。

ruguobushizoushanglexiuxingzhilu,neitakongpayishengdouhuihuozaiheianzhizhong。

jingguolezhuanshizhongshengdezhenjingzhihou,tazhongyupingjingxialai,huanhuandizhanzhishenti,kanxiangduimianliuyingdeshihoushifenbiyi。

“nishuodebucuo,womenqueshishilianggeshijiederen,wozenmekenengxihuannizheizhonglaji,suoyinihaishibuyaozilianle。”

tuwuchuxiandeshengyinyinqilesuoyourendezhuyi,bijinggangganghandongzhenggerensesefadou,yifushoudaoledajideyangzi。

keshixianzaisihushibianleyigerenyiban,zhenggerenshentishangmianchuxianleyizhongbieyangdeweidao,rangrenganjueyouxieguaiyi。

mianduizhehandongdehua,liuyingzhengleyixia,wanquanmeixiangdaohandongjingranzaizheigeshihoujingranhaixiangyaojiaobian。

tazaojiuzhidaohandongdexiangfa,ruguohandongyouzhelianghaodejiashi,neitahuoxuhaihuikaolvyixia,danshihandongdefumuzhibuguoshiputongreneryi,zenmekenengpeideshangtani。

suoyourenyouxiekunhuo,kanxiangliuyingdeshihoubiaoqingbujinkaishihuaiyiqilai,yinweihandongshuohuadeyuqihenshiqingsong,wanquanmeijiangliuyingfangzaiyanzhong。

“bukeneng,niganggangmingmingshuoxihuanwode。”

liuyingliansebiandeyouxienankan,bijingruguoxianzaihandongfanyaoyikoudehua,neitadiurenkeshidiudale。

biaoqingzhujianyinchenqilai,xinzhongdebuxieyuelaiyuezhong,zaitakanlaixianzaihandongzhibuguoshixiangyaozhengbianeryi。

“nizhendepeibushangwo,woxihuanderenshita。”

shuohuadeshihou,handongzhixiangleyigeweizhi,xiyinlesuoyourendemuguang,shunjianzhenggejiaoshilimianbiandejijingxialai。

tongxiyanshizhenggehuayuegaozhongdexiaohua,shisuoyourendemengzhongqingren。

ruguozhendeshizheiyangdehua,neihandongqueshibukenengduiliuyinggaobai,bijingtongxiyankeyaobiliuyingbuzhidaogaochuduoshaodangcini。

dantongxiyanbiaoqingshifendepingjing,yinweizheizhongshiqingduitaeryanshifenzhengchang,wanquanmeiyoudalihandong。

keliuyingdebiaoqingzeshishifendejingcai,jiuxiangshidiaojinleranganglimiandebaibuyiban。

“liuying,zaiwoyanlinigenbensuanbuleshenme,suoyiqingnibuyaolaidaraowo。”

handongminleminzuijiaoshuochuzheijuhua,zheimeduoniandeeqizhongyutulechulai,rangtadehuxidoubiandechangkuaiqilai。

“liuyingyetaidouleba,jingranyuanwanghandong。”

duanduandeshijianlimian,yulundefengxiangbiaochedidegaibianle,ganshouzhezhouweiqitarendemuguang,liuyinghenbudezhaogedifengzuanjinqu。

xianzaitawulunzenmejieshidoumeiyourenhedezuoyong,yinweitaqingchuhetongxiyandedechaju,meitoujinjindesuozaiyiqi。

“handong,tongxiyankeshiquanshidiyi,ninengchaoguotame?”

zaihuayuegaozhongyouhenduozhuiqiutongxiyanderen,taweileduobimafan,zhijieshuochulezheigeyaoqiu,ranghenduorenzhinanertui。

yinweitongxiyandechengjiyouyi,wanquanmeiyourenherennenggouchaoyueta,zhijiejiangsuoyourendexiwangpomie。

“zheigeshijieshangmeiyounenggounanzhuwodeshiqing。”handongbuyiweiyideshuochuzheijuhua。

jiaoshilimianchuanchulexiaosheng,suoyourendemuguangkanzhehandongsihushikanzheshaziyiban,yinweihandongdechengjizaixuexiaolimianjihushidaoshu。

jiusuanshitiancai,kongpadoumeiyouzaizheimeduandeshijianlimianchengweiquanshidiyiba,doudangzuotashizaikaiwanxiaoeryi。

“xiongdi,niyetaikuangleyidianba。”

shenbiandewangleiduizhehandongxiaozheshuochuzheijuhua,xuanjimuguanghuanshizhouwei,rangzhouweidexiaoshengzhujianxiaoshi。

wangleishihandongweiyideyigepengyou,tashizhidaohandongqubiaobaide,meixiangdaoliuyingzuodezheimeguofen。

gangganghaizaiweihandongdanyouni,kemeixiangdaohouzheqingyidehuajieleweiji。

bingmeiyoujianghandongdehuafangzaixinshang,zhishirenweihandongzaikaiwanxiaoeryi,suijihuilehuishourangzhouweiderensanqule。

zhiyuliuying,zhijiejiushilangbeidelikaijiaoshi,zhibuguozailikaizhiqianyouxieyuandudekanzhehandong,jinjindezuanzhequantou。

“handong,nizheibazhangtaixiangle,liuyingshigeshenmedongxia,wanshangxiongdidainiquzhaolianggemeiziwanwan。”

yeyudeshengyinranghandongwunaidexiaolexiao,zaihuayuegaozhongkongpazhiyouwangleibuhuiyinweishenfendeyuanyineryuanlitaba。

“buguowotaitamapeifunile,chuiniulianbuhongqibuchuande。”

duizhehandongfanleyigebaiyan,ranhouzhilezhiqianmiandetongxiyanyanshenzhizhongyouxieaimu,genbenbuxiangxinhandongnenggouchengweiquanshidiyi。

“hehe,nibudongwo!”

handongxiaohehedeshuochuzheijuhua,taconglaimeixiangguoshangtianhuijitayigezhonglaiyicidejihui,suoyitacaihuiduiliuyingzheimejuede。

jiranxuanzeconglai,neihandongbixuyaojiangcengjingsuoshoudequruyiyixiqing,neiyangneixindexinmoyehuichedixiaoshi。