第1章
lumianmianchuanyuehouyizhiyiweizijinadeshizongmentuanchongjuben。
bijingzhenggewanjianzongcongshizundaoshididuitaneidoushitaoxintaofeidehao。
shizunjitazuihaodexiulianmifa，dashixiongjitazuihaodezibuxiancao，shijiebangtawenxibudongdexiuxingkeye，xiaoshidisongshanggezhongqizhenyibao。
lumianmianzijiyehenzhengqi，maozulejingfengkuangxiulian。
duanduanshuniancongzhujiyilucuandaolianxuqi，chengweilewanjianzongdejiaoao。
ranerjiuzaitadaodalianxudediertian，shizunjiangtajiaodaolezijidefangjian。
lumianmianyiweishizunzheishiduitaqinggenshenzhong，xiangyaosuqingzhongchangdeshihou……
huranchuxiandexiaoshidibamenjisuoshangle。
erduozaianchudedashixiongnazheshengziraodaoletadeshenhou。
鹿娩娩懵了。
meixiangdaozheibangrenwandezheimehua，juranhaishiduorenchichu？！
taxiangjujue，keshiyijingwanle。
dashixiongjiangtayongkunxiansuobangqi，shitabunengyunyonglingqifankang。
xiaoshidipatataopao，shifenguoduandidaduanletadeshuangtui。
ertazuijingaideshizunjuqiduandaoyibubuchaozhetazoulai，qinshouwachuletadexianlinggen。
lumianmianbeijishangtangchudexueshunzheshijiewanyanerxia，xingchengleyikuaibanbodebantu。
tatongdesihanchushengrangshizuntingxia，huanlaidequeshishizunjiangqinianneixianedeyanshen。
“yaobushizheixianlinggen，yinipingpingwuqideyangzigenbenbupeizuobenzuodedizi。”
xiewanningyecongpingfenghouzoulechulai。
xiewanningyishensusebaiyi，hongchunquegewaijiaoyan，pianpianneishuangyanjingganjingdaobuxing，hanzheqiushuiyoudaizhejifenlengqing。
talaidaolelumianmiandegenqian，yongjiaojiantaiqilumianmianyaopozuichuntangxuedexiaba，yanshenqingmie。
“xiaoshimei，xinkule，congjinriqinibianbubizaikekuxiulianle。”
lumianmianhaibumingbaixiewanningdeyisi，kejiangqinianquejianglumianmiandelinggendanshoufengshang。
jiangqinianwenroukuankuandiwangzhexiewanning，“aning，congjinriqi，tazheixianlinggenyulianxuxiuweiyedoukeweinisuoyongle。”
lumianmianxiangshibeiwuleihongdingbanzhenzhu。
dashixiongzoushangqianlaihexi，“taihaole，youlezheixianlinggenheshangchengxiuwei，shimeitazhongyubuhuizaibeirengoubingle。”
“shia，shijietazheiyesuanshikujinganlaile，zhenshikexikehe。”xiaoshididelianshangyeyangyizhexiyuedexiaorong。
zhongrendemuguangdoujujizaixiewanningdeshenshang，manxinmanyandouzaiqidaizhetahuanshangzheixianlinggen。
zhiyoulumianmianxiangshibeirenpaoqidelaji，diuzailengbingbingdedishang，xueyeliutangdaijin。
yuanlai，tamenduizijidehaozhibuguoshiweilerangxiewanninghuanshangzijidelinggen。
lumianmianhunshenzhanlizhe，jishishibeikunxiansuobangzhe，beijishangyoutongyoushendedaokourangtananyichuan.xi，tahaishixiangyaofenlishangqianwengejieguo。
“wei……weishenme……”
“weishenmeyaozheiyangduiwo……woyeshi……wanjianzongdedizi……”
“weishenmepianpianshiwo……weishenme……？！”
lumianmiandeyanzhongtangchuxuelei，mianmugengxianzhengning。
jiangqinianpalumianmianshenshangdexuenongzanglexiewanningdequnzi，jiangtahuzaileshenhou。
dashixionggushiwengengshihaobuliuqingyijiaojianglumianmianchuaixialetaijie。
lumianmianfangunzhedieluodaotaijiedixia，tatongdequansuochengyituan，yaozhexigai，yanleidakedakewushengdiluoxia。
tatingdaotoudingyougeshengyinshuodao：
“shubaiwanrenzhong，zhiyouxiaoshimeinishixianlinggen，nishuoshiweishenme？”
xiewanningmeiyandichui，zhiyouxinxideqiexiao，haowukuijiuzhise。
“shizun，shixiong，xiaoshidi，duoxienimenweiwanningsuozuodeyiqie，zuihoujiurangwozheigedangshijiedeqinzisongxiaoshimeiyichengba。”
lumianmianzaiciyouzhijueshi，faxianzijizaiwanjianzongdeduanyabianshang。
qiushengdeyuwangrangtasisidizhuazhuleqiaobidebianyuan，kuangfengzhenzhen，chuidetashangkouliekaixianxueyudi。
xiewanningwanxiaxiyao，shengyinyijiuwanzhuandongting。
“shimeideqiushengyuwangzhenshiqianglie。”
tashenchuxianxianyuzhiqingfuzhelumianmiandeyishuangmingmou，xiaozheshuo，
“kewotaoyannixianzaideyanshen。”
huayinweiluo，xiewanningzhijianhenhenxuli！
“啊——”
lumianmiandecanjiaoshengbeiliefengjuanzhehuidangzaishanyajian。
liangdaoxueleizilumianmiandeshuangmujianwanyanerxia。
xiewanningmanyidiguanshangzhelumianmiancikedetongkuhelangbei。
“ai，haokexia，shimeiniyijingchedimeiyoujiazhile。”
xiewanningchunjiaodaixiao，yibianshuozheyibianshenchujiao，henhendinianzailelumianmianjielipanzaiqiaobideshouzhishang。
“zheishuangyanjing，jiudangshishimeijiwoliuxiadenianxiangba，xiwangshimeixiabeizitougehaotai。”
“huangquanlushang，haozoubusong！”
suizhezhijiandejutongchuanlai，lumianmianturanxieli。
lumianmianxiangshipolanderenouduorulewujiandiyu，anranduanhun，shiguwucun。
痛……
shiguzuanxindetongsiyibenzouzailumianmiandetinei，suoguozhichu，rutongbingzhuicishen，tongdetahuxibuneng。
恨……
chouhenrutongchaoshuizaixiongzhongfanyongqifu，gengxiangshilieyanyiyangjiangtatunshidaijin。
huihenchongchizailumianmiandexiongqiangli，zhixiganjiangtatunmeizhiqian，tazhouranzhengkaileyanjing！
“……xiaoshimei？nimeishiba？”
lumianmianmenglongjiankanjianlezijijiweishuxideyizhanglian。
talikeshanduokailai，gushiwenqueyouxieyihuodekanzhelumianmian，wenroudiwendao：
“zenmeliansezheimecha？shibushijinrixiuxingtaileile？”
lumianmianmeiyoulihuigushiwendehua，ershidixiatoukanlekanzijideshenti。
shuangtuimeiduan，yanjinghainengkandejian，tineinengganyingdaolingqi，linggenyehaizai。
suoyi，tazheishizhongshenglema？！
“xiaoshimeicaigangjinwanjianzong，buxiguanyeshizhengchangde，niyoushenmeshidoukeyigenwoshuo，wulunshishenmekunnanshixiongdouhuibangzhunide。”
lumianmiankanzherenmianshouxindedashixiongyiliantitiedikanzheziji，huranchixiaoyisheng。
gushiwenqueyouxieyihuo，“xiaoshimei，nixiaoshenme？”
lumianmianlenglengdikanzheta，bingbuyanyu。
“shuoqilaixiageyuejiushiniruwanjianzongdediyinianle，jieshinihuiheshixiongshijiementongtaiqiecuo。
buguoniwuxudanxin，wanshidouyouwohenixieshijieni，zaibujiniyekeyirangxiaoshidilaipeinilianxijianshu……”
yuanlai，tazheishizhongshengdaolechuruwanjianzongdediyinian。
cishitadexiuweiyebuguozhujizhongqi，yejiushishuoyiqiedouhaiyouwanhuidejihui。
zheiqunzongmenzasui，rangtaneijuanxiulian，zuihoubaibaijixiewanningzuojiayi，zhenshidadeyishouhaosuanpan！
jirandouzhongshengle，tayouzenmeganxinzhidanggepaohuigongjuren，zheipoxiansheiaixiusheixiuqu！
quanrenxiuxian，zuzongjitian！
老娘我不伺候了！！
lumianmiangangxiangkaikoushi，hurandidongle。
zhenggewanjianzongdoushoudaoleboji，jichulouwutantale，shanshangdesuishigunluohaizashanglebushaodizi。
wanjianzongshixianmen，zenhuipingbaiwugudedidong？
“小师妹，小心！”
gushiwenfuzhuleshenxingbuwendelumianmian，suihouyibajiangtabaoqilaidaolegenganquandeshiwai。
“gujishijindimozunfengyinyousongdongle，xiaoshimei，nixianquzhaoxieshijie，tahuihuhaonide，woyaoqubingbaoshizun，qianwanbierangzijishoushang，zhidaoma？”
gushiwenshuowanjiushensecongcongdizoule，xianranshitaijinji。
lumianmianyuanliuliudeyanzhuyizhuan，beijinguqianniandedamotouyaochongpofengyinle？
neiqibushimeishiyizhuang？！
lumianmianguoduanzuochuleyigeweibeizuzongdejueding，zhunbeisongjizongmenyifendali。