第6章 跟女人抢被子的男人

“gongxifengxiansheng,nihuifudanshenle。”yezhoubaishuowan,chechuleyigedadadexiaorong,tagenggaoxingdeshizijibuyonggenzheizhongnanrenjiuchan,weilehetalihunbuzeshouduan,bizhendegaodabierendeduzihaikeebushima?

tayezhoubainalibuhao,zhidebeiqingjianduidai?

tazhuanshenyaozou,shouquemengdibeilazhu,tazhuanguotou,kanjianfengsinanbukezhixindewangzheta,“nibiezou,wo,woyouhuagennishuo。”

“en?”yezhoubaixiao,“fengxianshenghaiyoushenmeshi?”

“nizhendeyuanyihewolihun?”zheibukeneng,zhiqianshuoyaolihunyezhoubaiyaosiyaohuode,bukenengshuoqianzijiuqianzi。

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yinweisuozhutamendeshiyeye,fengsinanxinlimaohuo,queyouwuchufaxie,zhinengzaifangjianliduobu。

“fengsinannihaiyouwanmeiwan,nibielaihuizoulexingma?”

“碍着你了?”

“feihua,nilaihuizouwozenmekanshu?suanle,shuijue!”

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“yezhoubai,sheijiaoniguandengde,nijiwobadengdakai!”

“wojiaowoguandengde,woyaoshuijuele,kaidengzenmeshuijue。”

“我还没上床呢!”

咣当!

suizhehuayinluoxia,yichuangbeiziyijingzaxianglefengsinan。

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“zheishiwojia,zheishiwodechuang,nipingshenmerangwoshuidiban。”

“nideyisishijiaowoshuidiban?”yezhoubaichaofengdikanzhefengsinan,“fengsinan,ninaoziyoukengshiba!woshigenvren,dibanduoliang!”

“nanrenyiyangyepaliang!”

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