“chushenga！chushenga！！！”
“nidalaoshijiusuanle，haidongshoudanimeimei！”
“jianzhijiushigechushenga！”
turuqilaidebiangu，zhijiehedezhongrensanhundiuleqipo。
各种尖叫四起。
jigelaoshipaizhedatuijiaoma，tongxinjishou！
恨得牙根痒痒！
suoyourendoushoumangjiaoluandexiachangkongzhijumian，luanchengyituan！
lilinchundongshou，yijiaochuaidiaozhaolinglingliangkemenya。
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噗通！
yanchouzhefalekuangdelilinchunzaidubeirenandaozaidi。
qitalaoshizheicaijimangxintengdeshangqianchanfubeiyibazhangshandaodishangdezhaolingling。
zhaolinglingkouchibuqing，butingdituzhexianxue。
目光极尽惊恐！！
yizhangqiaolianchedipoxiang，huoyalouchi。
mianmuzhengningdechongzhebeianzaidishangdelilinchunjianjiaosapo，qidetiaojiao，yagenmeiyoulebandianguaiguainvdexingxiang。
“kaichu！！kaichuta！”
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“啊！！”
“开除他！！”
“tatoukannvzaotangxizao，haigandalaoshi，haidawo！”
“必须开除他！！”
“啊！！！”
bansuizhezhaolinglingdeshishengjianjiao，sihuyiqieshiqingdouluanletaole。
xiaozhangwangdelubeiqidenaoguaziwengwengde。
kanyiyanbeizoudemianmuquanfei，xueroumohudejiaodaozhurenhuangxudong。
youkanyiyanbeichuaifeileliangkeya，zuichunzidou***feibianziledeguaiguainvxiaohua。
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chulibuhao，zijizheixiaozhangjiugandaotoule！
脑瓜子嘣嘣作响！
“zhua，zhuataqubangongshi！”
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“jiaojiazhang，yidingyaojiaojiazhang！！”
zaixiaozhangdezhishixia，jigebeihedelianseshabaidenanlaoshibandianbugansongxie。
sisideyazhizhufalefengdelilinchunsongqulejiaowubangongshi。
qitaxueshengyedoubeilaoshihongzou，huilejiaoshi。
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zhenggexuexiaodouluanchengleyiguozhou！
办公楼里。
yidaodaodiankuangdejiaomanuhou，chuanbianleshangshangxiaxiasancenglou！
suoyoulaoshidouzhanzaibangongshimenkou，zhanzhanjingjingdewangwaikan。
tixindiaodandeyilunfenfen。
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“laozhugou！！nishifeibufen！”
“zhaolingling，haonigelvchabailianhua，hailewoershiniana，wohaiduiniganendaide！！”
“jiayixingxingranglaozichengren，haoxiangshijilaoziqiuqing，qishijiushitamadebianxiangwumielaozi，hairanglaozijinideqing！”
“黄老狗！！”
“让我出去！”
“***们！”
“younengnaijiukaichuwoa！”
“likaizheixuexiao，woyezhaoyanghuilai***men！”
咣当！
banzhenuhousheng，youchuanlaiyishengzhongwuzamendeshengyin，menneidedongjingzheicaishaoweixiaotinglejifen。
wangdeluzhanzaisanlouloutikou，hanliujiabei。
butingdechouchuzhijincahan。
zhandouzheshengyinjiaojicuicu，lianliankusangzhelianpaidalanganfushou。
“lilinchundejiazhangni！！”
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“zheixiaochushengfenglea！！”
咣当！
咚！咚！咚！
zhengshuozhe，yiloudejiaowuchubangongshilizaiduchuanlaiyizhenfengkuangdazadeshengyin，suoyoulaoshidoubeihedezhanzhanjingjing，jimangdadianhualianxixueshengjiazhang。
学校开了几十年了。
sheiyemeijianguozheijiashia！
与此同时。
yiloujiaowuchubangongshili。
lilinchunshuangshoubanzhujiaodaozhurenhongmudabangongzhuodezhuojiao，pinjinquanshenliqi，qingjinbaoqi，lianmianzhanghong！
“啊！！”
yishengyayileershiduoniandenuhou，guailifadong。
咚！
juxiangyizhen，zhenggebangongloudougenzheqingqinghuangdong！
zhongdajibaijindehongmudabangongzhuo，zhijiebeiyuandixianfan，wanruozaisuoyoulaoshixintouzhongzhongzaleyichui！
faxiewanshangyishiershiduoniandeyuanqi。
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还不解气！
“cailiangkemenya，bianyitale！”
huixiangqishangyishidezhuduoxijie，zheishihoutacaifanyingguolai！
weishenmezijimeiyicihuanxingongzuozhihou，zhaolinglingdouhuiqukanziji。
erzhiyaotalaiguo，meiguoduojiu，zijicengjingbeiwuxiandetoukuikuangdezuimingjiuhuizaixingongzuodidianbeichuanbokailai。
再度丢了工作！
yuanlai，dangzhenquandoushizijizheigebiaomeiyishoucehuade！
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jieguoquandoushiyinxiansuanji！
上一世。
zhidaotasizhiqian，caizaicaishichangyudaoleneigeliangxinshouqianzeershiduoniandenvtongxue，hepantuochuledangniandeyiqie！
yejiushiganggangzhanchulaizuozhengzhirenzijidenvshengzhiyi。
dangnian，wumiezijidezhenggejihua，doushizhaolinglingyishouanpaide！
suoyouzhengrendouyoubabingbeizhaolinglingniezhu。
doubeitaanpailaiwumielilinchun！
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她嫉妒，着急！
suoyicaixiangchulezheimegehuiletayibeizidedaiduguiji！
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zhongshengyihui，bixubazheikouqichule！
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neiyeyidingnengchurentoudi！
zhuazhuweilaiershiniandefengkou。
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但是，在那之前。
tabunenggaokao，zhaolinglingyebiexianggaokao！
yibeizidechou，jiuyaoyongyibeizilaihai！
谁也别想化解！
zhengdanglilinchunzhuomozenmechumendeshihou，turanpiejianyibianzengguangwaliangdedabolichuang，cadeyichenburan！
一抬头。
xiaomenkoubeizoudexuecihuladelianggerenfenfenbeisongshanglechuzuche，zhibenyiyuan。
乍一见到这一幕。
lilinchunshunjianqibudayichulai。
“made，haixiangquyiyuanzhibing？”
“我答应了吗？”
shuoba，dangjiditouzaiyipianlangjiedebangongshilixunzhaoleqilai，yiyanjiuchoujianleneikuaiyuanbenfangzaizhuozishangdebaijianzhutiegongniu！
zhengdangbangongloulisuoyoulaoshiganggangsonglekouqideshihou。
咔嚓！
yishengjuxiang，bolisuilie！
lilinchuncaizhebeixianfanzaididehongmubangongzhuo，zhijiecongchuanghutiaolechuqu。
撒腿就往大门外跑！
zhizhuiquyiyuandechuzuche，bankedoubuzhunbeiraoleneilianggegoudongxi！
楼上！
wangdelugangganghuidaoxiaozhangbangongshihelekoucha。
ketingdaoshengyin，yikanlouxia。
lilinchunneikuangbenchongchuxiaomenwaideshenyingshunjianhedetapudeyishengbachashuiquandoupenlechulai。
taishouzhandouzhezhixiangxiaowai。
“zhui，zhui，zhuia！！！”
“打电话！！”
“ranglilinchunhezhaolinglingdejiazhangbuyonglaixuexiaole，zhijiequyiyuana！！！”
“造孽啊！！”
shuowan，wangdeluyijingchedihanliujiabei，yukuwuleile。
jijimangmanglazheyiqunlaoshixialoumengzhui。
直奔医院！