yucitongshi，taiqian，wanruozhongxingpengyueyibandelinxingchenyiranxianshanglezijideshouli……
“yeye，zheiyifuqingdaishuhuajiashenquanzhenji《songheyanniantu》shiwozhuanmencongjinlingchengyiweishoucangjiashouzhonghuadajiagoude，zhuninyongyuanhefatongyan，furunanhaizhangqingshu，shoubihuangshanbulaosong！”
shenzhebitingchasexizhuangdelinxingchenzaifuqinlinqingshandeshiyixiachaogaozuozhuweidelaoyeziguizaiketou，tazheiyixianbao，dunshijingdezhouweiyipianfuhesheng。
huazuoxuxuzhankai，manzuojingtan。
jiulianlaoyezidoubuyouqinglvzhangxu，shiweizhenpin，xiaodehebulongzui：“haosuner，nandeniyouzheifenxiaoxin，kuaiqishen！”
zhouweidefushanghaojiafenfenchuipeng，ciqibifu……
“linlaoyeziyoufule，zaihaodebaobei，yeburudecixiansuna！”
“linshaozheifenxiaoxinjianzhirangwodenghanyan！”
“shenquandesonghehuadeshizuihaode，youqishijinwanshouyan，yongzheiyangdezhenpinhuazuolaiheshoushizaishipoweiqihe！”
“qianniansufubipaimaideshenquanzhenji，yichichaodaolebaiwan，zheisanchizhangjuanzenmeshuoyezhigesanwubaiwan，jiazhijinxienianguhuashichanghuore，shouzangjiazhipogao！”
“jinwanlinshaodeheshouliliyaqunxiong，pashizaiwubandianxuannian。”
zhouweisuiranmanshizashezhisheng，danrensheidouzhidaoweihejinwanlinqingshanfuziliangshedexiazheimedabenqian……
linshimanxianshoujinzuan，zhangxinmanshiyinweijinzhangerqinchudehanshui，shoulizuanjinneiyichijianfangdejinhe，biaoqingjiaozhuodaolejidian。
fuqinlindahaigenmuqinshenlangengshixinxuandaolesangziyan……
然而怕什么来什么。
zhijianlinxingchenxianbaowancheng，sihushitiaoxinyibandeniuguotouzhishilinshimanzheibian，huranyangshengdao：“luyu，haojiefu，niruzhuiwomenlinjiashijianyebuduanle。”
“jinwanyeyedashou，xiangbinimenyijiayinggaiyezhunbeileshouli，hebunashangqianrangzhongweiqinyoujianshijianshi？shiyinjiehuaizhongbaozhede，xiangbijiushileba！”
zheihuasuanshijianglinshimanyijiadehoulujiangsi……
gengyinweiluyuzheigezhuixu，zheizhouweidedidichuanyangerlaidelengxiaochaofengsheng，ciqibifu……
suoyourencikelianshangdouluchukanhaoxibandexiaorong，shenzhiliandiweidixiadejiazuzhimaizidiyedourenrenqiexiao，sheidouzhidaolindahaiyijiabeijiazupaiji，chuquemingcunshiwangdejiazhuzhiweiwai，jibenquanlizaoyijingbeijiakong！
lunnengdiaodongdecaili，genbenwuconggenlinqingshanfuziliangxiangbi，gengshimeiyouzheiduifuzidongdelalongrenxin，rujinlinxingchenshuaichuwangzha，jiushiyaorangtamenchuchou！
shenzhiliangangganghaimanlianhuanxiaodelaoyezi，cikedoubuyouzhouqimeitou。
linqingshanzhidengjinwanshouyanzhihou，jiazhuzhiweiyishou，zijizheiweilaoshibajiaodedage，zaojiugaifangquan，beisaodichumen……
linshimancikejinzhangdaolejidian，gujiedouzuandefabai。
zhongjiuhaishiluyucongtashouzhongjieguojinhe，jiletayigefangxindeyanshen。
gaotaizhishang，laoyezishenbiandelinqingshanyouxiebunaifan，lenghedao：“youlibianxian，buyaomomocengceng，danwuzheimeduoqinyoushijian！”
旋即……
luyudakaijinhe，lazhelinshimandabushangqian！
“sunnvxuluyuxiesunnvlinshiman，xianliqingliangsiyaokou，ruyaotianqingyuhuchunpingyizun！”
哗~
zheihuayiluodi，quanchangshunjianbianzhakaileguo，shenzhilianlaoyezilinjingsongdou‘huo’decongzhuweishangzhanqi，shengyinzhandoudao：“ru，ruyaoci！”
zhouweiyipiandaoxiliangqizhisheng，fenfencoushangqian，bushaorentaitaiyanjing，yiyanbuzhadewangxiangzheijianzhengbeiluyubaishanggaotai，buguobazhangdadedi，ershiduolimigaodeciping。
neikeshibeizhuipengweicizhongshengpinderuyao！
haochengwudamingyaozhishouderuci！
quanshijiexiancunbuguoqishilaijianderuyaoci！
beizunweiyuguotianqingyunpochu,zheibanyansezuojianglaideruyaodaibiaose，tianqing！
haishifajuezuishao，xiancunzuixiyoudeqingliangsiyaokou，kaipianneilian，qixingwanyuedeyuhuchun……
ranerduanzandezhenjingzhihou，quanchangquezhouranhuidangqilinxingchensiwujidandexiao！
“hahahaha，jiusuanyaosongyijianyanpin，yemeibiyaoxuanzheizuirongyibeirenshipoderuyaociba？sheibuzhidaorucixiancunbuguoqishiduojian，erdaduohaishicanpin！zheimedadeqixing，zheimewanmeidechengse，jianzhijiadebunengzaijia……”
linxingchencikedianpo，dunshiquanchangsuoyourendouhuiguoshenlai，huangrandawu。
xuanjibianganjuezijishoudaoleyunong，fennudewangxiangluyuhelinshiman……
“ruyaocichuanshijishao，mingtoujida，shenzhishizaojiafanzidoushaoyourengandingfengzuoanzaozheidengciqidejia，ganggangneiyixiachadianmengbilewomen！”
“meicuo，zheiwanyiwuyishiyanpin，zheigeluyu，maozheruyaocidemingtouzaizheilixishuawomen，jianzhikeezhiji！”
“zheimedageerderuyaoci，ruguoshizhende，nadaosufubihuozhejiashide，neidepaichutianjia！shenzhilianlinshaodeneifushenquanhuazuoyewufaxiangtibinglun，zhikexizheishijianyanpin！”
“womenbeishuayejiubale，xianjilaoyezideshouli，haiwangtuyijialuanzhen，kanlaizheigeshangmennvxuhaizhenshidandabaotian，linshimanduiqijuranyerucizongrong！”
zhouweideshengyinjihurutongzhenzhayibancidaolinshimanshenshang，rangtatongkuwanfen。
gaotaishangdelaoyezicikefangfoyefanyingguolai，shangqianjibuzhoumeiwangxianglinshiman，youlenglidesaoxiangluyuzhiwendao：“zheiruyaoci，nizenmedelaide？hualeduoshaoqian？”
“捡漏，没花钱。”
陆羽如实告知。
zheiyixiazhouweihongxiaoshenggengshen，ruguoshuogangcaizhongrenhaizhishianzhongjifengdehua，neimecikechaoxiaobianlaideciqibifu，haobuyanshi！
jiujiayizhendeguwanxingdanglijianlou？
pingtageershiduosuidemaotouxiaozime？
taluyuruguozhenyouzheiyangdebenshi，lujiaqihuimeiluo？taluyuruguozhenyouzheibanyanli，yongdezhequjurenxiadangyigeshangmennvxu？
sheidouzhidao，ruguoshuojianloudaoyijianrucidenandushizhongcaipiaotoujiang，zheijianloudaoneidengdaxiaoderucitianqingyuhuchunping，qinandubianbuyayucaipiaozhongtoujianglianzhezhongyigeyue！
zheidongxi，wuyishiyanpin！
linxingchenshuangshoubaozaixiongkou：“sannianqianwomenguojiaderuyaocizhan，tongyiqixingderuyaoyuhuchunpingyedoushicongguowaibowuguanlijielai，xianzainiluyushuozheishizhenpinwuyi，heqikexiao？nanbuchengnimenshicongbowuguanlitouchulaide？”
“jianlou？rucirujinshichangshangchaodehuore，kanchengshengzhikongjianzuigaodeciqi，zenmehuiyilouminjianpianpianrangniluyujianlou？nizenmebushuozijishitianmingzhizi，yourenjiangcibaosongshangmenlai……”
哈哈哈哈~
quanchangdexiaosiwujidan，shenzhilianlinqingshandoushiyifukanshazibandebiaoqing，wangxiangluyu。lindahaiheshenlanfufuliangrenruzuozhenzhan，wanruochedishiquleliqi。
wanle，wanle，guoranbabaoyazailuyushenshang，dacuotecuo……
luyucikechenglezhongshizhide，lianshangdebiaoqingquerengjiubolanbujing：“zaichangzheimeduobaoyou，zheipingzishizhenshijia，bufangrangtamenkankanzaizuodingduo！”
下一刻。
laoyezishenbiandejiweibaoyoucoushangqian，zhishaoshaokanlejiyanbianyaotoubuyu，xuanjidengshanggaotaizhanzailaoyezishenbian，shuochulezijidepanduan。
“是赝品！”
轰~
linshimanwenyanwanruoshijietantayiban，cikewangxiangluyu，nongnongdebeiairangtayishuangmeimoutonghong：“tamenshuode，shizhendeme？woneimexinrenni，nizhendeyongyijianyanpinhunongyeye？”
luyudemeitouzhouqi，quebuzuoda，fanerzaizhouweidexiaoshengzhongdabushangqian……
“yanpin？zhuweigegewangchengshouzangjia，nimenquedingzheishiyanpin？jiubupajidaleyan？”
tadaizhebuxiedezhiyisheng，zaizhongrenerzhongfanerxiangshizuiwulidezhengzha，tamenlianmindewangxiangluyu，jiuliangaotaizhishangdelaoyeziyebuyouzhoumei，miansenankan。
tadeshouzangfengfu，keweiduqueyijianruci，ruguozheiwujianzhendetazirandaxiguowang！kezheipianpianshijiade，dangzhongnaochuzheishi……
实在出丑！
xuanjiyanshenshiyishenbiandelinqingshan，houzhezaoyizuohaozhunbei，xiayikemashangshangqianzhizheluyudebizibaohe：“nifangsi！”
“jinwanlaidedoushiwolinjiaqinpeng，lundeshangniququyigezhuixuzaizheilijiaoxiao？linshiman，tabudongshi，niyegenzhebudongshi？wokanniduilaoyeziyemeishenmexiaoxin，congmingtianqi，nibuyongqujituanshangbanle，haohaofanshengfansheng……”
linqingshanzheihuaweiyanzhiji，zheiyixialindahaiheshenlanhenbudezhaogedifengzuanjinqu，yaoyaqiechihentouleluyu，zhishikelianweiqulezijidenver……
ranerlinlaoyeziqueweizuozulan，xianranshimoren。
yixiazi，linshimanzhiganjueruzaoleiji！
yucitongshi，linxingchenzhigaoqiangdezoushangqianlai，naqineiruci……
“yanpinjiushiyanpin，zongranmaibuqigaodangguwanzuoshouli，yebuzhiyuzaicigengzhebozizhuangqiangzuoshi，zheizhongdongxidecunzaijianzhishiwuruwomenzaichangbinkedeyanli，raoluanyeyedeshouyan……”
“shenmegoupiruci，ta，genbenjiubugaicunzai！”
咔嚓~
cipingbeilinxingchengaogaoyangqizhongzhongshuailuo，bansuizhecisuideshengyin，linshimanduiluyujincundexinren，yezaichaneijiansifenwulie。
全场皆惊！