第1章 舔狗重生

“xuhaonikaimenya,wozhidaonizailimian!”

xingmengyinlexueyuanfujindexiaochiyitiaojie,xujibaozipumenwai。

yimingdabanshimaodenianqingnvzi,yonglipaidazhetiemanxiaoguanggaodejuanlianmen。

cishiyijinglinjinzhongwu,zhouweideqitamendianquandoushengyihuobao,weiduzheijiabaozipumeiyoukaimenyingye。

“qiguai,zheijiahuojingrantoulanbuzuoshengyi,nandaoshixiangduozhewo?”

huranyigebinglengdeshengyincongtashenhouchuanlai:“liuqingyatou,niyoulaizhaoxiaoxuyaoqian?tazhishininanpengyou,youbushinibama,nizhibuzhidaotaweilegongnidudaxueyouduoxinku?”

shuohuadeshiyiweizhongniandama,liangzhishoulinzhecongcaishichangmailaidegezhongshucai。

liuqingrenshita,tashixuhaogudebangchuzhangyi,pingshifuzejikerenshangcaihedasaoweisheng,oueryebangmangqucaishichangmaixiebaobaozisuoxudeshucairoulei。

shangxiadaliangzhezhangyi,liuqingbiaoqingxianedao:“guannishenmeshi,taziyuande,woyoumeiqiangpota!”

“neiniyebunengbatadangtikuanjiya,woerziyezaifujindudaxue,yigeyuenayongdeleliangwanduokuaiqiandeshenghuofei,nizheibushiqifulaoshirenma?”zhangyishengqidebochi。

liuqingbuxiedebieguotou,yangyangdeyidao:“nierzinenggenwobima?wozheimepiaoliang,dangrandechihaodechuanhaode,genghekuang,xuhaoxihuanwo,weiwohuadianqianzenmele?nandaonierzitanlianaibuyonghuaqianma?”

zhangyibeiduideyakouwuyan,shengmenqidao:“xiaoxujinzaomeiyoukaimen,gujishishengbingle。”

qishixuhaozaojiuxingle,cishizhengzuozaichuangbianfadai。

tazenmeyemeixiangdao,zijijuranzhongshengle。

haihaoqiaobuqiaodezhongshengzai,liuqingqucanjiayinlexuanxiujiemuzhiqiandezheigeshijiandianshang。

wangzhebaozipulizheigebuzusanpingmidexiaowoshi,xuhaoxinzhongbaiganjiaoji。

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fumuzhidaohoudafaleiting,duitabeiganshiwang,ketaqueguzhiderenwei,zhiyaonengpeizailiuqingshenbian,gongnvyouwanchengxueye,jiusuanzuochudianxishengyeshizhidede。

meitianlingchensandianqichuang,famiandiaoxianerzhengbaozi,wulunshiyanredekushu,haishihanfengcigudedongtian,zhengzhengliangnianduodeshijian,tameiyouyijuyuanyan。

liangnianzhuandaodewushiduowan,tayequandouzhuanjileliuqing,xiwangnvyouzaixuexiaonengtimianyixie,bubeibierenqiaobuqi。

xuhaotianzhendeyiwei,zijifuchuzheimeduo,zuyizhengmingduiliuqingdeaiyouduoshen。

napaliuqingzongyixueyefanmangweiyou,buyuanyichulaigentajianmian,tayecongmeibaoyuanguoshenme。

meixiangdaozainvyouyanli,tazhibuguoshitiaohuizhuanqiandetiangou,yigeyuanzhongdaxuebao!

zicongcanjiayinlexuanxiujiemuhou,zheigewuchidenvrenjiuhemouyulegongsilaobangoudashangle,yinianzhineimanzhetaduotailiangci!

fengcideshi,liuqingquyiyuanduotaideqianhaishitachude!

congliuqingdetongxueneilidezhizhenxianghou,xuhaoshoubulezheiciji,helehenduojiu,yinuzhixiatiaojiangjieshulezijinianqingdeshengming!

meixiangdaolaotianyegentakailegewanxiao,jingranrangtazhongshengle。

laqijuanlianmen,xuhaokanzhemianqiandeliuqing,xinqinghenfuza,yishijianbuzhidaogaishuoxieshenme。

tacengshenaiguozheigenvren,rujinxinliquezhishengyanehetonghen!

jiantabushuohua,liuqingjiguanqiangsidezhiwendao:“xuhaonizenmehuishi,zuotianbushidayingguowo,wanyidianjiubaneisanwanliuzhuanjiwoma?nixiaoxibuhui,dianhuayebujieshijigeyisi?”

“nizhibuzhidao,weilezhengquzheiciyinlexuanxiudeminge,wofuchuleduoshaonuli!”

zhangyikantaliansecangbai,guanqiedewendao:“xiaoxunimeishiba?yizaoshangmeiyoukaimen,wohaiyiweinibingdaolezailimianxiuxi。”

“womeishi。”xuhaoyingfuwanzhangyidexunwen,pingjingdekanxiangliuqing:“womeiqian。”

zheijiabaozipukaizaidaxuepangbian,zaijiashangxuhaojingxindiaopeixianliao,shengyihaishifeichangbucuode,meigeyuenengzhuandaosanwankuaizuoyou。

ketabuxiangzaizuotiangou,bazijidexuehanqianbaibairengjizheigebuyaoliandenvrenhuihuo。

liuqingjingyadewendao:“nizenmehuimeiqianni,zheigeyuedeshenghuofeinihaimeijiwoya,zhiyaonengzaixuanxiujiemushangzhanlutoujiao,wohenkuaijiunengchumingle,nibushiyizhihenzhichiwodema?”

taganjuexuhaobianle,yiqianbuguanzijixiangzuoshenme,zheijiahuodouhuiwutiaojianzhichi,napashoutoubukuanyu,yehuixiangjinbanfajizijicouqiande。

kexianzaiqueyijumeiqianjiuxiangdafaziji,jiujingfashengleshenme?

xuhaolengxiaozhefanwen:“nichuminggenwoyoushenmeguanxi?quezihuizoulule,diyijianshijiushidiudiaoguaizhang,erwojiushinideguaizhang。”

liuqingtinghoulianseweibian,shanxiaozhebianjiedao:“zenmehuini,nishiwonanpengyouya,yihouwojiusuanzaiyoumingqi,yebuhuipaoqini,nizenmehuiyouzheizhongqiguaidexiangfa?shibushishengbingle,xinqingbuhao?”

“jiusuanshiba。”xuhaobuxiangzaigentashuoshenme,zhuanshenzouxiangwoshi,touyemeihuidefenfudao:“zhangyi,jintianbuyingyele,nihuiquxiuxiba。”

dangchutaweilegongliuqingdudaxue,caipanxialezheijianbaozipu,rujintaduiliuqingyijingchedisixin,ziranmeilejixujingyingdexinqier。

zhangyicuoedekanzhexuhaodebeiying,youkanlekanshensefuzadeliuqing,quandao:“xiaoxuyalitaida,nibiezaibitale,ruguozhenxiangshangjiemu,burugennibamashangliangshangliang。”

sheizhiliuqingtinghoubingbulingqing,fanershengqideshuluodao:“xuhao!nishibushizhendebuguanwo?wodoushuolezheicixuanxiuduiwohenzhongyao,niliansanwanliudoubuyuanyijiwo,haikoukoushengshengshuoaiwo?wobulinile!”

shuowantabianqihuhudezhuanshenlikai。

tabenyiweixuhaokandaozijishengqi,yidinghuiheyiqianyiyangzhuichulai,qianfangbaijidehongziji。

naxiangdaozouchujishimiyuan,yemeikandaoxuhaozhuichulaideshenying,yushishengqidejiakuailejiaobu。

baozipuli,xuhaozuozaichuangbianyidongbudong,fangruodiaoxiang。

zaoshangxinglaifaxianzhongshenghou,taxianglehenduo。

fumuweilerangtakaoshangzhongdiandaxue,meishaojitamaiyingyangpin,baobuxiban,ketaquegufulefumudeyinqieqipan,weilezheigoupiaiqingfangqiledudaxuedejihui。

xianzaixiangxiang,zhentizijifuchudeganqingbuzhi,gengkuiduiyuanzaitaxiangdefumu。

suoyi,taananfashi,zheiyishitajuebuzuotiangou!

tayaohuochugerenyanglai,baodafumudeyangyuzhien!