第2章
buyihui，yigeshenchuandaopao，shouchifuchen，poyoujifenxianfengdaogudezhongniannanzizoujindadian。
“nijiushihexianggongkouzhongdehuoshenxian?”
bieshuozhuyuanzhangyijingzhidaolezheiduanlishi。
jiusuanbuzhidao，pingtaneiminruideshirenbenshi，jiukanchuyanqianzheigejiahuohuotuotuoyigezhaoyaozhuangpiandeshengun！
meixiangdaojinshichushen，dangledabanbeiziguandehelihesunfu，juranxiangxinzheirendeguihua。
真是荒谬！
“pindaoguojing，shichengchenxizhen，xideliujiafa，telaizhuguanjiapodiqindazi！”
guojingyishuaifuchen，dayanbucandao。
“zhenzaojiutingshuoguotianshidamingle，chuanshuoninenghufenghuanyu，sadouchengbing，daoqiangburu，zhendeguoqingxiangzhu，neiqibushiruhutianyia！”
zhuyuanzhangxianjitasongshanggaomao。
guojingmeixiangdaozheigehuangdirucihaopian，dunshijidongqilai，yanshenzhongchongmanletanlanzhise：
“guanjiafangxin，zhiyaoguanjiajiangyongduzhunbeidaoweizhupindaozuofa，dingnengrangjinbingtuizou。”
zhuyuanzhangweixiaozheshuodao：“henhao，henhao！zuofasuoxuyongdu，jinguankaikou，zhenquanbumanzu！”
guojingyiting，lianmangbaixie，zheihaibudeyaotagehuangjinwanliangshenmede。
“hexianggong，nikanzhengaifengtashenmeguan，jitashenmeshangcia？”zhuyuanzhangzhuantouwenheli。
helizaiyipangdao：“chenjianyijiufengtaweipoludajiangjun，shangqianwanguan，limachoubeikaitanzuofatuidizhishi。”
zhuyuanzhangxintouyizhenlengxiao，haizhenbazhendangchengshazihunongle？
tahurandaheyisheng：“wangzongchuhezai？”
dianqianzhihuishi，yeshizhaohuandejiujiuwangzongchutingdaoshengyin，congdadianwaijimangxiaopaojinlai。
“官家，臣在！”
zhuyuanzhangqishenlikailongyi，zoulexiaqu，laidaowangzongchupangbian。
“fengshangguotianshiweipoludajiangjun，zhenwanquanmeiyouwenti！”
zhuyuanzhangcongwangzongchubachupeijian，bingshenchumuzhigualeguajianren。
heliyuguojingmianmianxiangqu，buzhiweihezhaohuanhaohaode，zenmewanqidaojianlai。
wangzongchuyeshiyilenglengde，bumingsuoyi。
tazheigehuangdiwaisheng，keshiconglaibupengbingrendea！
“guanjia，daojianwuyan，xiaoxinna！”heliquandao。
raner，zhuyuanzhanghuanhuanwudongzhangjian，haiwanleyigejianhua，sihuzaishishilidao。
“guotianshishuotadaoqiangburu，zhendaoshilailexingqu！jiushibuzhidaozhendezheibajianfengli，haishiguotianshidetoutie？”
turanshoubeiyizhen，huijiankanxiangguojingdebozi！
噗呲！
xianxuesijian，guojingwuzhebozihuanhuandaoxia，dengderutongtonglingdadeyanjing，quanshinanyizhixin。
tahuaizheshengguanfacaidemeimeng，qulexifangjileshijie。
“guanjia，zhei...zhei...”
helifachuyishengjingjiao，jiejiebababantianshuobuchuhualai。
jiusuanyaoshiguotianshidedaoqiangburu，zenmeyedejirenjiazuofadeshijianma！
naliyiyanbuhejiukanrende。
zhuyuanzhangjiangxuelinlindezhangjiandiujiwangzongchu，houzhehaichuzaimengbizhuangtai，chadianmeizhuazhupeijian。
“heqing，zheishenmezhei？zheiweiguotianshibushishuotadaoqiangburuma？zenmezhencaiyijianxiaqu，tajiusileni？”
“guanjia，ta...ta...”
heliyexubeizhaohuanzaidadianshangturanbajiansharenjizhenjingdaole，tahunshenfadou，zuibagengjiabulisuo。
“jirannihuadoushuobumingbai，neizhenjiutinishuoleba！”
“wangzongchu，jizhenjianghelinaxia，liantongsunfuyiqi，gezhichaban！”
“guanjia，yuanwanga！laochenyixinweiguofenyou，hezuizhiyou？”
heliyiting，dashenghanyuan。
dasongliguo，xianglaidoushitianziyushidafugongzhitianxia。
huangdiduidushurenyeshikekeqiqi。
tuiyiwanbushuo，tahesunfukedoushizhaohuanzijiqinzirenmingdezaixianghecixiang，zenmeshuochabanjiuchabanni？
“niyouhezui？heng！zuoweizaixiang，bubaxinsifangzaiduikangjinbingzuozhanshang，fanermixinyaoshu，qijunwangshang！”
“ruoshizaiyongni，zhenjiudedangwangguozhijunle！”
zhuyuanzhanglenghengyisheng，“wangzongchu，nitaniangdehaichuzaizheiliganshenme？ganjindongshoubanshi？”
什么！
wangzongchuruzaoleiji，zhenggerenchuleyunhuhuwai，lenghanzaoyihuahuazhiliu。
tadeqiantumingyunkeshiyuguanjiabangdesiside。
xianglaiwenwenruyadeguanjia，juranshuochulerucicusumarendehua！
guanjiahenshengqi，houguofeichangyanzhong！
gaobuhaolianzijizheigedangjiujiudeyeyaobeigezhi。
wangzongchurumengchuxing，jimangshangqiananzhuheli，yibadadiaohelidezhangchiguanmao。
suiji，dadianwaimianyouyongjinshumingpijiajinjunshiwei，jiaqihelijiuzou。
“hunjun，ni...nicanhaizhongliang，shifeibufen，niruciduidaichen，youweizuzhi！”
helibeiniugaomadadejinjunshiweituozhe，zuilidashengzhoumaqilai。
tangtangdangchaozaixiangbeihuangdidangchanggezhichaban，bingbeijinweizheimetuozhezou，kongpadasongzheimeduozaixiang，jiutayirenxiangshourucishuyu。
“聒噪，掌嘴！”
zhuyuanzhanggenbenbuweisuodong。
shangyishi，huweiyonglishanzhanglanyuneiyigebushigongxunzhuozhu，zanlaozhushuoshajiusha！
niyigeheli，suangeqiu？
zanlaozhudanghuangdi，buxuyaochengxiang，dabulexinkuyidian，duojiajiaban！
tingdaozhaohuandemingling，cikewangzongchuyehaobuyouyu，zhijieduizhehelizuoyoukaigong，dadehelimankoushixue，yunleguoqu。
“官家，他晕了！”
王宗濋急忙禀报。
“yunlegenghao，tuoxiaqu！wulunniyongshenmefangfa，jizhenjiangzheilaotouhesunfu，banchengsizui！”
suijizhuyuanzhangyoulenglengxialing。
“keshiguanjia，helihesunfu，andasonglvfa，zuibuzhisi。”
“ruoshijiangtamenshale，kongpachaozhongneixiedachenmenhuinaoteng，zheiduiguanjiamingshengbuhaoa！”
wangzongchuweinanqilai，ruoshishaletamenliangren，kongpayaobeiwenguanmendetuomoyansi。
“haiyaoshenmezuimingcairangtamensi？moxuyoujiuhaole！”
ranerzhuyuanzhanglenglengyixiao，“chaozhongnagedachenganchutoulainaoteng，jiuzhuanage！zhendouyaowangguo，haizaihushenmemingsheng？”
“haiyouniwangzongchu，nikeshizhendeqinjiujiu！ruoshizheidianshiqingdoubanbuhao，neijiurangbierenlai！”
wangzongchuyiting，huangmangxiagui：“guanjia，chengaisi，chengaisi！chenyidingjiexinjinli，weiguanjiabanshi。”
kandaowangzongchuduanzhengletaidu，zhaohuanzheicaidandanshuodao：
“qilaiba！jiujiu，nishibushijingyayuzhenturanbianderucilengxuewuqing？”
“zhenxiangqingchule，jinrenwangwozhixinbusi，guozhijiangwei，ruguoyiweiqiuhezhihuiwangguomiezhong，weiyouyujinrenxuezhandaodi，fangnengniuzhuanqiankun。”
“yinci，helihesunfuyongyaorenshengunlaihunongzhen，zheishijiangzhenwanghuokenglitui。”
“zhenyaoshibeijinrenzhuazoule，jiujiunihainenghuoma？”
“zheiyangderenbusha，liuzheguonianma？”
zhaohuandehua，ruxiangguzhongchuiban，jiangwangzongchuzhendemiansedabian，yanzhongqinmanleleishui。
xianglairouruodeguanjiabianle，biandechadianrenbuchulaile！
yebuzhishishenmecijileta，rangtarucijianjueyujinbingzuozhan。
wangzongchukanxiangwanghuaiji，houzheyeshiyaoyaotou。
buguanzenmeyang，guanjiazhiyaojiandingzuozhan，dasongjiuyouxiwang！
“guanjia，chenxianzaijiujianghelihesunfuliangrendarusilao，yanjiakaowen，jitamendingxiasizui，manmenchaozhan！”
“嗯！”
“那臣先告退！”
jianwangzongchucongconglikai，zhuyuanzhangsuijiyouyoudao：“wanghuaiji！”
“小的在！”
“yigeshichenzhinei，nitongzhihuangchengsideguanyuanquanbuhuiya，zhenyouyaoshixuanbu。”