第三章痛打渣男
gaogaoyangqidequantou,yankanjiuyaoluolexialai。
yehuanditurancheqisangzi,dashenghandao:“jiuming,jiuminga,liangboqifuren......”
liangbojingdesaoleyiyantatangyeyeliangzhijundejia,dunshiyangle。
tangyeyedejiajiuzaifujin,yaoshitatingdao,shaobudeyaoaima。
liangboquantoujiuzheiyangbuqingbuyuandefanglexialai,“laozishenmeshihoudanile?yaoganxiashuo,wozoudenimandizhaoya!”
yehuandisihaobujudeyingshangtademuguang,“woyoumeizhaoreni,nipingshenmedawo?”
liangbonaoxiuchengnu,dangjibuguanshenmetangbutangyeye。
“haigandingzui,kanwobudasini!”yankanquantoujiuyaoluoxia,yehuandixiayishideyibawozhutadeshouwan。
huanghujian,taganjuezijiquanshenchongmanleliliang!
qingqingyilayiniu,liangbojieshidegebojiufanzhuanleyiquan,zhitongdetashazhubandecanjiao,“fangshou,kuaifangshoua,woyihouzaiyebuganle......”
yehuandikanzhezijideshuangshou,dunshijuedebukesiyi,takanguoxiaoshuo,zhongshengyibandouyoujinshouzhi,meixiangdaotayenengyouyiwaizhixi!
kandaotongdeaoaojiaodeliangbo,yehuandixinqinghaolebushao,zhei**,yehuiyoujintian!
“xiangrangwofangshouyekeyi,dannidebaozhengyihouzaiyebuqifuren,fouzewojianniyicidaniyici!”yehuandilenglengdedingzheta。
zheixiaoyatoudabuhaishou,mabuhaikou,yiqiankeshitadexiajiucai。
liangbobeidingdefamao,dangebotaitengle,kanlaizhinengxiandayingle。
“haohaohao,nixianfangshou!”
“jiaowogunainaiwojiusongshou!”yehuandihenxiangtongoutayidun,ketayoutailejiezhei**deniaoxing,shuodehuaquanshifangpi,burudengzheyihouzaimanmanshoushi。
“gunainairaoming,gunainairaominga!”
liangboxianglaimeiyuanze,yehuandigangyifangkai,talikeluohuangertao,shundaohaitoutoujianlekuaishitou,chaozhetadehounaoshaoshangzaqu,“pei,jiuni?yepeilaozihangunainai!”
beihourutongzhangleshuangyanjing,yehuandishunjianganshoudaoletadegongji,yigezhuanshenwenwendangdangdezhuazhuneimeiquantoudadeshitou,“xiangyaotouxi?zheikeshinizizhaode!”
tajiushijiangshitourenglechuqu,shitoujiuxiangzhangleyanjingyiban,zhibiliangbonaomener。
jiangui,jintianshizenmehuishi?
liangbohuangmangbaozhetouduobi,keshitouhaishibataetouzaqiledabao。
kanzhetalangbeideluohuangertao,yehuandixinqingdahao,paipaishoushangdehuichen,manxinhuanxidechaozheliangjiadeyuanzizouqu。
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liangjiafangdingshangshuzhezhangzhugan,shangmiandelvzhitianxianjiagewaixianyan。
huoqingningzhuzailiangjia,yinweitawaigongshiliangbodetangyeye,liangzhijun。
liangzhijunshicunlideqianrenxiaozhang,cunlixiaoyibeidejihudoushitadexuesheng。
huoqingningdebabashigejingcha,mamazaishiyiyuanshangban,yeyenainaishentibuzahao。hanshujiadarenmenyaoshangban,jiuhuibahuoqingningsongdaoxiangxiadewaigongjia,shunbianrangwaigongfudaotadegongke。
cishi,huoqingningzaiyuanlilianzi,duiwaimiandechaonaochongerbuwen。kandaoyehuandishangmen,ganjinfangxiamaobi,“gangcaishinizaiwaimian?nishenmeshihouxingde?”
huoqingning,tazhengzhiqingchunqi,lianjiashangderongmaoyixikejian,yimizaiqijidegetou,shigebaibaijingjingdeshuaixiaohuo。
danxianransisiwenwendehuoqingning,yunongcunlidehaizi,gegeburu。
suoyitagenyehuandiyiyang,doushourenpaiji。
ziranerrande,liangrenjiuwandaoleyikuai。
yehuanditingxialai,haobujieyideduanqihuoqingningfangzhuoshangdeshuibeihelekou,caihuanguojinglai。
“dui,wogangxingguolaimeiduojiu,tingwomashuo,shinihanrenjiuwode?”
huoqingningjingliangdemouzicuicanruxing,“ng,nimeishijiuhao,yihoubuyaoqutangbianwanle。”
jianyehuandimantoudahan,tadaizheyehuandizoujinwu,xiangrangtaliangkuaixie。
tangwudeqiangshang,tiezheminzutuanjiedenianhua。
nianhuaxiabaizhedebaxianzhuo,fangzheyitaixiongmaopaideheibaidianshiji,zheihaishihuoqingningdebamadaiguolaide。
zhenggeluoxiacun,chulecunzhangjiuzhiyouliangzhijunjiayoudianshi,jiarenmenkandegewaizhengui,yezhiyouzaiwanshangcaishededakai。
huoqingningbaochuyiguannaifen,yaolejishaofangzaiganjingdecibeili,“wowaigongwaipoquzhaitaozile,niyaobuyaokanhuierdianshi?”
yehuandinayouxinsikandianshi,tabaibaishou,zhiruzhengti,“bukandianshile,qingning,wozhaoniyoushi,nizhidaoma,shiyourenguyituiwoxiaqude。”
huoqingningshoushangdenaifenchadiandiaoxia,nanyizhixindekanzheta,“shei?woquzhaota!”
“shiyeyuntuide,buguowomeizhengju。”yehuandihuayinyizhuan:“nihanrenjiuwo,neinidangshiyinggaiyequletangbianba?”
qianshi,mamacengdaitaquzhaoyeyunlilun,kerenjiayikouyaodingbushitagande。
nainaihebomugengshidafaleiting,shuotawupingwujudewumieren,baihuaileyeyundemingsheng。
neijianshiyihou,yeyunzaitamianqian,gengjiadexiaozhangle。
ruguohuoqingningnengzuozheng,zheijianshiqinghuibuhuiyouxiezhuanji?
“woshiquzhaoniwan,dezhiniqulecuntou,haimeiganguoqu,jiutingjigehaizishuonidiaodaotanglile。woganjinhanren,shizaitianliganhuodemingdashujiuniqilaide。”
jieshileyifan,huoqingningmeitouyizhou,“yeyunshinitangjie,yinggaibuhuizuochuzheiyangdeshilai。”
“yidingshitagande,tuiwoxiachitang,jiansibujiu,tagandechulai!”yehuandidao:“tayiqianzhuonongwo,paijiwoyejiusuanle,zheiyiciwulunruhewoyeyaotaohuigongdao。”
huoqingningdiantou:“xing,neiwomenxianzaijiuquzhaota。”
“meiyouzhengju,zhipatabukenchengren。”yehuandidandanyixiao,zheicaishuochucixingdemude:“woxiangrangnibangwosagehuang,buzhidaoniyuanbuyuanyi?”
“sahuang?”huoqingningyileng,ganjinbachonghaodenaifen,didaotashouli,“meiwenti,jininaifen,jieke,bianhebianliao。”
tajuedeyehuandihaoxianggenyiqianbuyiyangle,yiwangdetahuirenqitunsheng,xianzai......
dan,shihaoshi,bushima?
huoqingninghaishiyirujiwangdetiexin,hezhexiangnongdenaifen,yehuandidexinqingcaishaoshaopingfu。
zheibeizi,tayidingyaojiuxiahuoqingning,rangtayongyouzijiderensheng。
liangrenliaoleyuebangexiaoshi,yehuandicaiqishengaoci,huoqingningdandanyixiao,“nixianhuiqu,woshaohoujiudao。”
meizhunliangbohaizaiwaimian,yehuandisuiranliqibijiaodale,dantayepaliangbojitataogemadai,liangyanyimoheideaida,naganduziliqu,“qingning......ge,wohaishidengniyiqizouba。”
huoqingningxiangshizhidaoleshenme,dakaibeibaozhaochujiguanyaoshuijiuwangtashoulisai,“bazheigenazhe,youlezheiyaoshui,zanqiekeyifangshen。”
yehuandijieguoyaoping,haoqidefankanzhe:“zheishishenmedongxi?”
“yiyuanliyouhushixiayebanyudaolehuairen,zheishiwomamatamendiaopeideyaoshui。tingshuozhiyaowangyanjinglipenyipen,huairendunshiwuzhaojiazhili。”huoqingningweixiaodekanzheta,“xiangzhenilaoshibeirenqifu,woteyidailejipingjinifangshen。”
“zheibushifanglangyaoshui!”yehuandidunshijinghudao,“zheimeduodoushijiwode?”
“shenmefanglangyaoshuia?”huoqingningyunjieshizhe,“yongfengyoujing、bingpian、lajiaozhidengdiaopeide,yebugui,dangrandoushijinide。”
“haha,neiwogongjingburucongming!”kanzhezheidaxiaobuyidepenwuping,yehuandixinqingdahao,“wodaihuierqushiyishi,neige......meiyoufuzuoyongba!”