第3章

“mama。”jianjiangyuefadai,nveryaoleyaotadegebo。

“ebueya,xiaoxue、xiaoze。”

jiangyuetaitoukanleyanmenkouguazhedeguazhong,yijingkuaishiyidianle。

tazheimewancaixing,yebuzhidaolianggehaiziyoumeiyouchifanni。

ganggangtinglianggehaizideyisishi,zhouzhengyezaijia,zheihuieryemeikandaoneigehuiqidedongxi,tameiqideshihoubuzhidaotayoumeiyoujihaizinongchide。

“babazaoshangjiwomenmailebaoziheniunai,haiyoumamade,babashuodengmamaqilaizaichi,zaichufangli。”

nverlimaqiangzhehuida,“mama,baozihaohaochiya,mamayidingxihuan,woqujimamanaguolai。”

meishuowan,jiudengzhexiaoduantuipaochuqule。

“woyequbangmang,meimeiai,nabudao。”erziyegenzhepaolechuqu。

“heng,chougege,wocaibuai。”

liangxiaozhi“dengdengdeng”dixianggexiaoxuanfengyiyangpaolechuqu。

jiangyuexiaozhekanzhe:“mandianpao,bieshuaile。”

“知道了,妈妈。”

jiangyuejuedeshenshangyigubudejing,dequxigezaocaixing。

yijingbujideweishajintianhuishuizheimewancaiqi,taijiule,zheimegepuputongtongderizishizaishijibuzhufashengleshenme。

weishenmehuizhongshenghuizheiyitian?

是有什么契机吗?

jiangyuemeixiangmingbai,yebudasuanjiujiele。

shangbeizitanianqingdeshihoujiushitaijiujiele,yidianxiaoshidouyaozaixinlineihaohaojiu,daozuihoushanglezijiyeshanghaishenbianderen。

xianzaidetakeshihuolewushiduoniandejiangyue。

jiangyuexiankaibeizixiachuang,haimeizhanqilai,tuiyiruan,ganjinfuzheqiangbi,chadianshuaidaole。

怎么回事?

怎么腰酸腿软的?

youbushiyibanianjidelaogebolaotui,zheishihoudezijizhengdangnianhua,cai22sui,shentizuihaodenianji。

zenmexiangzuolejulieyundonghoudesuantongyiyang。

yijudezuobianjumentiezhehaibao,lingyibianjumenshangshiyimianjingzi,zhangfangxingdezhangjingzi,xiangqianzaijumenli,keyizhaodaoquanshen。

jiangyuedepifubaixiguanghua,jingzhidewuguan,dayanjingshuilinglingde,youyanyanjiaochuyouyikexiaozhi,gengtianlejifenwumei,pizheyitouweijuandetoufa,shijiangyuedangnianqupengchengdagongdeshihougenzhegongyouyiqiquzuodedezaoxing,shidangshigangchengmingxingdetongkuan,haojinianmeidalile,xinghaozheigeshihoufazhihaofaliangchongzu,jiusuanzhiyouweijuandehudu,buguoyeyoubuyiyangdeganjue。

sheinianqingdeshihouhaibushigedameirenle。

suiransuanbudeshijuedaifanghuadanshiyeshidangshichanglidechanghua,zaichangzilidedaiyukehaole,henduonianqingxiaohuojitasongwennuan,chejianzhurenyexiangzhuitalaizhe,meitiandehuoqingsongdebuxing,yaobushiyinweijiehunshengzi,jiangyuegujihaizaifuzhuangchanglishushufufudizhuanqianni。

jiadaozhouzhengjiabeirenshuolehenduo,shenmenongcunren,xiaojiaziqishenmede,danconglaimeirenganshuotachou。

buguoshenghaizihou,caochijiawuzhaoguhaizi,henshaodaliziji,cai20duosuijiushixiehuanglianpodezhuangban,suiranlianhaishihaokande,danshizhengtikanqilaihuipupu,youxietulituqi。

jiangyuedeshencaiyuanbenjiutingbucuode,youqishishenglehaizizhihou,shentihaoxiangercifayuyiyang,xiongshixiong,dingshiding,suanshifuheneiwanmeidesquxian。

zhishijiangyuekandaojingzilidezijikouzikoudecuoluan,haiyouneibaixidepifuluchudebangezhiyin,jiumingbailezheiyiqieshizenmehuishile。

该死的周铮!

zheihuier,jiangyuexiangshiyaoleyikoubaozidanshikandaobanjiechongziyiyangexin。

她突然想起昨晚,

yuanlaibushijintianzaoshangcaizhongshenghuilaile,shizuowan。

bieguaizijizuowanmeixiangdao,bijingshangbeizizhidaozhouzhenggenchenshuyaodeposhihou,tamenzaiyemeiyouguofuqishenghuo。weicichaolewushucijia,jiangyuemeicidouchaofengzheshuo,rangtaquzhaochenshuyaojiejue,zhouzhengmeicidoubeiqideshuaimenerqu。

为什么偏偏是昨晚?

zaizhidaozheimeduoshiqinghou,zaigenzheiwanyierzuo,tageyingsile。

shufushishufu,danshi......

erqiezuowanzuihouzijihaiyunguoqule。

那就是......

我滴老天奶!

jiangyueliansexiangshitunlecangyingyibanchou,yixiazixiangqilaile,zheigeshihoutahezhouzhengjushaoliduo,zhouzhengmeiyougudinggongzuo,zheigeshihouzhengshixiahaijingshangdefengtou,tagenzhejigepengyouchangnianzaipengchengzuodaotengzuoshengyi,meicihuilaidouyaobatazhetengdibansi。

zheirenzheihuierzhengnianqing,xiangtouniuyiyang,meiyoujiqiaoquanshiliqi。

狗东西!

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“pijiuyinliaokuangquanshui,huasheng、guazi、babaozhou......”

“rangyirang,dourangyirang......”

zhengzaikaiwangpengchengdehuocheshang,liecheyuantuizhexiaotuichejiannandichuanguoyongjidechexiang,xixirangrangdechexianglichongchizheyanwei、fangbianmiandeweidao、jiucaibaoziwei......

“zhengge,nizheicimeidaiduojiuyouzoule,siliu—,saozimeiyijianma?”

sunweiguosuoleyikoushuangbaotaifangbianmian,zuilihanzheyikoumian,huashuodedoubulisuo。

zhouzhengzuozaikaochuangdelitou,xianqidipieleyiyanzhuantoukanxiangchuangwai。

buzhidaoxifuxinglemei?tazaichoutililiudedongxikandaolema?yinggaihuixihuandeba......

“zanzhenggeshishei,kendingbagongliangjiaozule,saozijiufangrenle。shiba,zhengge。”duimianyaoyikoubaozidechenyilongyilianjianxixidixiaozhe,“zaoshangnimeikanzhenggedeliansema?yikanjiuzhidaoshichibaohezudeyangzi。”

“made,gennimenzheixieyouxifudepinle,laoziyigeguanggunnalikandedongshenme。”sunweiguopengzhefanhebalimiandeliaotanghewan,yongshouyicazuiba,chuileduimiandechenyilongyiquan,batadedabaoziqiangleguolai。

“nizheibaozizheimehaochia!namaide,zhenbucuo。”sunweiguoyaoleyidakoubaozi,dengdashuangyan,zheibaoziliaotingzude。

“nizheigesunzi,zheishiwojiaponiangjiwozuode,keshidazaoshang5dianjiuqilaizuodeni,danxinwolushanghuie,jiwozhunbeileyidabaodongxi,shenmebaozi、xiancai、laroulachang......niyigegujiaguarenshibudongdele。”chenyilongyiliandeyidipailepaishouzhongdedabaoguo。

“woshuonizheigoubiyigedalaoyemenzenmenazheimeduodongxini,wohezhenggedoushiyigexiaodaizi。”sunweiguoshunjianbujuedeshouzhongdebaozixiangle,made,jiutayigeguanggun,meixifubangmangzhunbei,meicikanzhezheiliangrendoubeisuandebuxing。

ei?dengdeng,tameixifu,zhenggeyouxifua,haoxiangjideyiqianzhenggechumen,saoziyeshijizhenggezhunbeidabaoxiaobaodedongxi,zenmezheicizhenggeye......

sunweiguopieleyanzhouzhengdekongbiedebaoguo,qishunchanglebushao,“zhengge,nigensaozichaojiale?eiyou—”

haimeishuowan,jiubeizhouzhengpaileyinaoqiao。

“乱说什么。”

“woyoumeiluanshuo,saozikendingmeijinizhunbeidongxiba,shibushiyinweiyangjiadeshigennishengqini?saoziyetaibudongshile,zheiyanggechushihou,zhishengxiachenmeiziguerguamude,doushixiongdizhaoguyixiazenmele。”

sunweiguoshizhidaozhouzhengde,zhenggeyixiangzhongqingyi,hekuangyanggehezhenggekeshicongxiaochuanyitiaokuzizhangdadehaoxiongdi,biqinxiongdidouqin,yanggechushi,zheizuoxiongdidezenmekeyibubangyiba?zheisaoziyetaixiaojiaziqile。

“zhengge,nvrenshibunengguande,nanrenzaiwaimianxinkuzhuanqian,hainengrangtamennaniele?wozuoshenme,wojiaponiangdoubuganhangsheng。”chenyilongyeshiyifujingyanzhitandeyangzi,xiangtamenzheizhongzaiwaizuoshengyidelaoban,hainengrangyigenvrenqidaozijitoushang?

tamengenzhezhouzhengzaipengchengdaomaiguangdie,suiranmeiyougudingtanwei,danshizhengdesuiranbusuanduo,danshibineixiezaichanglinasigongzidehaobushaole,erqiezheixienianchangzixiaoyibuhao,zaochengleyidapixiagangchao,yiqiangaogaozaishangqiaobuqirendeguoqichangdeyuangongyekaishixianmutamenzheixiequpengchengdagongzuoshengyide,zuijinjicihuijiachenyilongganjuedaoshenbiandeneixierenduizijikeqilebushao,chenyilongyeyouxiepiaopiaoran。

“gunduzi,biezaizheixiajibaluanche,nimensaozizhishiqibulaichuangeryi。”

“shenme?zhengge,nidazaoshangjiuyaoquganhuochele,saozijingranlianqidoumeiqi?najiaponiangganzheimelan?”

sunweiguoweizhouzhengkexi,zenmequlezheimelandexifu,tayihouyidingyaoquyigewenrouxianhuiyouqinkuaidexifu。

“nisaozibushimeiqi,shiqibulai,jilaozibizui。”zhouzhengshuowanbayanjingyibikaozhechuangxiuxi,zuowanshileyiwanshangliqi,tayemeizenmeshui。

yaobushiweilezhengqian,tashizhendebuxiangzou,sheibuxiangzaijialouzhelaoposhuijue。haohaozhuanyibijinnianguonianzaodianhuilai。

sunweiguohaimeifanyingguolai,sisuolejimiaocaimanmandengdayanjing。

陈一龙倒是秒懂。

“铮哥,牛啊!”