第1章 人精小孩死要钱

“nainaia!nisidehaozaoa!xiangdangchushininxinxinkukulachewobabazhangdaa!rujinernvdouyoulechuxi,ninjiuzheimebileyan,kandoukanbudaolea!

wobababobogugushushudouduomexiangyaoxiaoshunnina!womenxiongdijiemeiduomexiangyaochenghuanxixiaa!ninjiuzheimequle,tonga!tonga!nainaia!wokumingdenainaia!”

sanglizhong,yigexiaohaiqingcuidedakushengzaiyazhesangziliuleideyiqunrenzhongyouweituchu。kudeneijiaoyigeqingzhenyiqie,luojiqingxi。

pangbian,sangleduidesuonashengyixiang,kushengjiaranerzhi。

liangsansuidexiaohaiguliuyixiacongguizuodezishipaqilai,genzherenqunyibiankuyibiansongguan。

dengdaolaotaitaideguancaisongdaolebinyiguandekacheshang,paozhangkailulikailecunzihou。

“keyile,zheichangsuanshibanwanle,re,zheishizhujiadandujinide。”xizongdilejiukuaiqianjixiaohaidao。

xizong,shishilibaxiangyoumingdeguer,chibaijiafanzhangdade,jinnianshiqi,heihu。

xizongsangzaizheigedifangdetuhua,jiushixiaochushengdeyisi,congxiaojiuzheimehan,hanlaihanquxizongjiuchenglemingzi。

“xizongjiujiu,zuijinmeidahuole?”xiaonvhaibatoushangdebaimaoziheshoubeishangdeheishayizhai,luchuzijidebancuntou,tongkuaidejieguojiukuaiqianchuaijinkoudai。

“meidahuole,niganjinhuijiaquba,yaobuniwaigongfeidezouwole!”xizongdao。

“neibuhui!”xiaonvhaixiaomimiyaotou,suishixiangxiahaizi,queshengdechunhongchibai,yangwawasideyigexiaojiahuo,shenshangchuandeshilansezhangxiushanjiazuishixingdetajiaojianmeiku,jiaoshangdengzheyishuangliukuaiqiandebaisejiaodibuxie,jiaobeishangyoukuanpijinbangdaideneizhong。

xiaohaiyanjinggululuyizhuan,yangtouwendao:“xizongjiujiu,womenmingtianjinshanhaishimoyu?xiaohuoermeijing,landequ。”

xizongyimonaomen,touteng!landedalizheiwufawutiandexiaodongxi,jirenlinzheshangletadeposanlunchezuohao,qizhejiuwangmajiabianzhangjiacungan。

“bo,wojibaoluosonghuilaile!”posanlungazhigazhideqileyigexiaoshi,daolezhangjiacuncunwei,xizongyangshengdao。

“xinkunile!”zhangweidongwenyanchumen,congsanlunchehoudoubaoqizijidexiaowaisunnvwendao:“choujiahuomeijinitianluanba?”

“haixing!jiushiwanshangmoyuzheishierjiwohedegouqiang,buguorenjiazuoxideyudoushitamode,yiwanshangmolesibailaijin,zhenghaoganshangdaxi。”xizongxinyouyujidao。

“neiniyoumeiyoufenqianjixizongjiujiu?”zhangweidongqueduicibingbutaizaiyi,paipaixiaojiahuodepigudanwendao。

zheixiaodongxijingchangmoyuqu,jinniansuirancailiangsuiban,shizequnianxiatianzouluzoudewendangyihou,jiuxihuanpaozaichitangdeqiantanlemoxiexiaoyuhuilai。

zheihuiershangwaitouquyeganmoyeyuqule,zhangweidongzhidaoxiaoyutashinengxingde,dandayutanengzaishuilitoukaozhefulizhuashangan,daoleanshangkendingshilinbudongde。

yinweizhei,xizongkendingyeyiwanshangmeishuijue,zuiqimadebangtalin。

nongshanganlehaidequgenzhujiatanyongyuhejiaqiandeshier。

kendingshiyaobizhenshangmaibianyide。

buguosibailaijin,zenmeyeyouyibaiduokuaiqianle。

baoluoyiwukoudaidegongfu,xizongjiufanlegebaiyanmeihaoqidao:“womaijirenjiasimao,zhijitasanmao。”

“wakao!nizheigebieduziwanyier,nikengwoqian!”xiaobaoluoshunjianzhale,zhengzhazhejiuyaoxiadizouta。

xiaoxiaodeyigeren,shuohuazuoshidefenggequeshiyedemeibian,ruoshuoshigehaizi,neiyeshigexiaopizideyang。

“hahahaha!qisini!”xizongchayaofangshengdaxiao。

“hahahaha!niyetaikoule!”zhangweidongyeshijizheilianggehuobaoxiaodebuxing,sihaomeijuedexizongzheimezuoyoushenmebudui。

renjiachidejiushibaijiafan,zijiawaisunnvhaohaodeyigehaizi,buzaijiadaizhe,feidejirentianluanqu,renjiayuanyibangmangdaihaiziyijingshitingbucuodele。

jiushibuzhidaozijiazheiwaishengnvshishenmemaobing,congquniankaishijiusiyaoqian!

liankusangzheizhongshiertadoujuedehaowan,feidezhengqianqu!

拦都拦不住!

zheihuierlianpaocunchangcundehuoerdoubudakandeshangle。

yidayixiaoduimalehaoyihuier,baoluocuishengshengdao:“nibiezou!yihuierzaijiachifan,chiguofanwomenqumoyu,mingtianyongnidesanlunchequzaojishangmai。”

baoluobiaoshi,jinruliuyue,helideyuhenshikeyizhuale,yaoburantahaishiyuanyigenzhechangcunqude。

wenzituizaixiaoyeshiroua!

“neiwohaiyaoyimao,yaoburanwohaiburulazheerhuchangcunquni!”xizongdao。

“zuiduowufen!aiyaobuyao!”baoluoyishenshou,baqidao。

“wufenjiuwufen!sheibuyaosheishixiaogou!”xizongehenhendao。

“nibenlaijiushixiaogou!nigexigou!”baoluodao。

“haya!nigexizongsang!”xizongyehaobutuirang。

“mozuipizibufeilidao!ganjinnongcai!”xiaojiaolaotaitaiconghouyuancaiditiaolecaiguolaimadao。

“太嬢嬢!”

“嬢嬢!”

baoluohexizongdoushiguaiguaijiaoren。

laotaitaishizhangweidongdexiaoayi,benjiaxinghong,zhishizheihuierdajiayedoubuzhidaotademingzi,quancundoujiaotaniangniang。

zhizhidaotayiqianshimiaolitoudenigu,yibeizimeijiaren,wuerwunv。

liujiniandeshihoujiuzijidaizhedahaodeguancaishangmen,zhuzaizhangweidongjiali。

yisishitasuiranmeibiededifangnengqu,danyebuyongzhangweidongjiyanglao,jiudengtaqule,bangmangmailejiuxing。

zhangweidongshilaobing,tuiwuhuilaihouzaichenglidejixiechang,houlaidiaohuilaidaolejiangbianshangdechuanchangshangban,shiganbugangwei。

ganzaigaigekaifangchuqi,yigeganbuganghuanlelianggezhengshigonggangwei,yigegangweijiledaerzizhangjiewen,yigegangweibaibaijilebieren。

weishabaibaijilebierenni?zheilitoushierjiutingfuza。

zhangweidongyousigeernv,daerzizhangjiewen,ernverzhanglameijiushibaoluodemama。

sannverzhangliumeizhiqiandingleqin,jieguogenrensibenlehaoduonianmeihuilai,neigangweijiudangchengbuchang,jiledangchugentadingqindexiaohuozi。

haiyouyigexiaoerzizhangjieming,quniangangkaoshangdejingchengyikedaxue。

anlishuozhangweidongyouyoubutieyouyoutuixiugongzi,jialitiaojianhaishibucuode。

zhishizhangjiewenjiashengleertai,neihuierjiaofakuanjiaolebushao。

houlaizhangjiemingkaoshangledaxue,jialijiujinbabadele。

zaishuoxiaqujiushiyidijimaodeneixiegejiazhangliduan,zheihuiershuozhejiumeijing。