第2章
huilejiazhong,sutangpengyishengjiangwoshimenguanshang,jiatusibideketingli,jiugulinglingdeliuxiachujunyigeren。
jiabuda,jiuliwailiangjian,dadeshiketing,taozheyijianshixiaowoshi。
ketingcanbaideyingguangdengxia,nengqingxikandaoqiangshangguazhegangtaimingxingdeguali,shafahoudeqiangbishanggengtiezhe《xiaohudui》dehaibao。
duimiangaodijushangshijiehunshiniangjiapeijiadesongxiacaidian。
niangjiazhendehenyouqian,jiulingnianshidesongxiacaidianduirenjialaishuobusuanshenme,danduichujunlaishuo,neijiushijializuizhiqiandedongxi。
zhengzhengdezuozaishafashang,yitaitoujiukanjianlekanzheqiangbishangzijiheqizidejiehunzhao。
zhaopianlidesutangxiaorongshineimedetianmei,lingdongdetongmouzhongsihushanshuozheduiaiqingheweilaidechongjing。
dangniandemeihaohuiyitianmiaiqingyouzhongxinchuxianzaitanaohaizhong。
zijichushennongcun,shiqiongrenjiadehaizi。
ersutangzebutong,tafumushizheiyipianyoumingdewanyuanhu。
chujunzuoweiyigecongnongcunchulaidehaizi,taolegechenglixifusutang。
duiyulaojiadefumueryan,henshijiaoao,qiongnongcundejiwolifeichulaiyizhijinfenghuang。
keduiyuchenglixifudeniangjialaijiang,jiuwufajieshoule,chongchengbaobeideguinvjialeyigejimeibeijing、youmeiqiandenongcunnvxu,zheishiyijianbukexiangxiangdediurenshi!
xifuniangjiaderenconglaimeiyoukandeqiguochujun,yizhibatadangcheng“chiruanfan”dewonangfei。
buguanshishei,chenghuchujundechenghuyongyuandoushi:xiangbalao!
youqishizhangmuniang,gengshiconglaimeiyoubazijidangrenkan。
yikouyigexiangbalao,shuohuacongbuzhengyankanziji。
neishihoudechujunxinggebenjiuneixiang,zaijiashangchushennongcundezibeigan,buganduoshuoshenme,zhinengmomoderenshouyiqie。
zaichengli,zhiyouqizisutangcaishiweiyineigenazijidangrenkande。
hunhouganghaoganshanglediyibodexiaganglangchao,diuleguoqidetiefanwan,suirannadaolegongchangmaiduangonglingdeliangwankuaiqian,danzheibiqian,beikengdiedexiaojiuzihuyouzhequxiahaizuoshengyi,jieguopeilegexuebenwugui。
gengshibeibenjiukanbuqizijidezhangmuniangyijiashizuowonangfei,zheirangbenjiuxincunzibeigandechujunshenshoudaji,daozuihouhaibeixiaojiuzijikengdaolejiayananzhong......
chenzhongdedajirangchujunzijiyeyoudianzibaoziqi,bianhehupenggouyoumenquxujiuxiawan,changchangbanyesangengcaihuijia,zhishifuqiguanxijisujiangwen。
zaizheiyangdeexingxunhuanxia,niangjiazheibianyueshikanchujunbushunyan,qizijicisanfandequanshuoziji,keshouxiaoshenwei,zijirengjiuwoxingwosu,zheiyeshijiyuqizijudadajideyigezhuyin。
erzuolaoshijiandebaofajiushiyakualuotuodezuihouyigendaocao。
duizhangfuchedijuewangdesutangzailihunshushangliuxiadebujinjinzhiyoumingzi,haiyouganqingposuiaiqingsiwangdebeishangyanlei......
suoyoudeqianchenwangshi,zaichujunmomotangleidecishizhongwenleyibian。
chujuncishidexinqingbingbupingjing。
丈母娘的冷嘲热讽;
小舅子的戏弄;
街坊四邻的白眼儿;
qizisutangdeshiwanghejuewang......
tahenhenzuanleyixiaquantou。
农村娃咋了?
nongcunwajiuyidingbibierenchama?
chenglirendehukoubenwangshangdaosanbei,yeshinongcunren!
bunengzaiqiongxiaqule,fouzelaoponiangjiayizhihuikanbuqiziji。
yidingyaozhengkouqi,yaorangsuoyourendoukanqingchu,sutangjiadenanrenbushigewonangfei!
tadenanrenshiyigedingtianlididehanzi!
zheibeizi,yidingyaohuochugerenyanglai!
楚俊起身进了厨房。
muguangzhengzhengdekanzhechufanglideguowanpiaopen,tazhidaozijigaizuodianshenmele。
......
qingchenqilai,yijuexinglai,zhunbeiqushangbandesutang,bingmeiyouzaiketinglikandaozhangfudeshenying。
danquewendaolewoshiwaipiaolaidefanxiang。
好香啊。
sutangchulewofangjiukandaodawuzhuozishangdezaocan,shiyizhangshangmiandianzhuizheshuiguosuikuaidemianbing,yangzibijiaoqite,tatouyicijian。
huaizhehaoqidexintai,sutangcongbingshangsixialaiyikuai,xiaoxinyiyidesongruzuizhong。
嗯?
味道不错呀。
ranhoutacaizhuyidao,zhuozishanghaiyouchujunliuxiadeyigezitiao。
‘laopo,wochuqumaipisale。’
sutangdemeitoubuyoudesuoleqilai,zheigedongxijiaopisa?tayouzaigaoshenmemingtang?
......
dongyingfangwai,sanzhongmenkou。
chujuntuilaideyiliangyonglaojiusanlunchegaichulaidezaodianche,yijingzailaixuexiaomenkouzhankailetaner。
bingqieyongyingzhixiangpianzixielegelinshizhaopai:pisa!
qianshichujunzuolaochulaihou,gongzuolvlvpengbi。
budeyiqulefanguanjirenjiashuapanzi,yibianshuapanziyibiangenzhehouchuxuechuyi,zhidaohoulaichengweilemingzhenyishidewuxingjidachu。
danfannengjiaodeshangmingzidecai,jiumeiyoutazuobuchulaide。
chujunhenzixinzijidechuyiwanquankeyizaizheigebiandihuangjindeshidailidafangguangcai。
tachuangyexuanzedediyigemubiaojiushicongmaizaocankaishi。
zheiliangzaocansanluncheshixiaoqumenfangzhangdayefeiqibuyongde,chujunjishiduochulai,jielezhanglaotoudejianbingguoheyixiemeiqiujiunengkaigong。
qitashishicai、diaoliaodengdengshisouguazijijiade。
zuoweihoushiyigedingjidachu,tazhidaozenyangdeliaolinenggouzhuazhuxiaofeizheweikou。
tadoushoudezaocanyutongshidaideyibanzaodianwanquanbutong。
tadasuanyingxiaozuishimaode“xishikuaican”!
congpisakaishi,haiyouzhashutiao、fanqiejiang,tuichukuaicansanjiantao。
zheiniantoudekuaicankebuxiangshihoushineimesuichukejian。
1987nianshi,guoneidiyijiakendejikuaicandianzaishoudoukaiye,yangkuaicanzhengshilieruguorencaidan。
kaiyededangtian,changxinxiandeguorenpaichenglezhanglong,yinqihongdong,haishangledangshidexinwentoutiao。
zaibajiushiniandai,qingkechikuaicanshishimaodedaimingci。
erzhashutiao、kele、fanqiejiang、pisadebiaopeishenshoudangshilaobaixingdexiaihezhuipeng。
chujunxuanzezheizhongkuaicanluxiandejingyingmoshi,wuyishicankaolecishideshidaishuxing。
jiuyigeyishichaoqian,jiushijuejindeyoushi。
zuogepisabingduiyutazheigedachulaishuo,jianzhishiyirufanzhang。
erqiezaipisazhongrongrudutedezhongcanyuansu。
葱花、香油。
sanzhonglichujuntamenjiahenjin,chulexiaoqudelaoxiangziyizhuanwanjiudaole,buxingyejiuqibafenzhongdelu。
xuanzexueshenglaidangzijidediyixiaofeiqunti,wuyishizhengquede。
tayouguowangdejiyi,zheiniandaidexueshengmenshizhenjingbuqizheizhongxinshiwudeyouhuo。
neizijidexishikuaicanjiuhenrongyizaiqianpianyilvdebaoziyoutiaodoujiangzhongtuoyingerchu。
“zouguoluguobuyaocuoguo,xishikuaican、pisashutiao,yingyangjiankang,kanyikan,changyichangleha!”
chujunyibianyaoheyibianzhaolanshengyi。
meiduodagongfu,luxuruxiaodexueshengmenjiubeipiaoyidepisabingweigoudong,sanwuchengqundeguolaibasanluncanchejibaoweile。
“laoban,zheishigesha?zameijianguoni?haoxianga。”henduoxueshengmeichiguo,yemeijianguozheizhongxinxianwanyi。
“zheigewentiwendehao,zheijiaoyidalipisa,shixicandeyizhong,waiguorenmeitiandouchizheige,yingyangjiankang,weidaoyoubangji,yaobuyaolaiyikuaichangchang?”
ziconggaigekaifangyilai,guowaichuanjinlaidedongxizhengzaigaibianzheguorenmendeshenghuoxiguan,hangaiyishizhuxing。
youqishi,guowaiyouyuedeshenghuofangshi,gengshirangdangqianshangtingliuzaigangjiejuewenbaowentideguorenmenchongmanwubidexiangwang。
zheiyezaojiuleyizhongbijiaojixingdechaoliumoshi:“chongyang**”。
外来的和尚会念经。
月亮都是国外的圆。
youqishiyixiechuguoguoderengengshiruci,zhangzuibizuiguazaizuibiandeyongyuanshiyijukoutoushan:guowaidouzheiyang、waiguorendouzheimechide......
xinxianwanyinenggenguowaiguashanggoudehua,xiaoliangzonghuigewaidehao。
yidalipisa,tajiushigenaorenxinfeidehaoxuetou。
“laoban,pisazenmemai?”
“yimaoqianyikuai,maisankuaijiusongyikuai,niyaojikuaia?”
shide,shiqiechengsanjiaoxingdeyikuai,erbushiyizhengzhangbing。
zheiyeshiyingxiaoshouduan,yizhengzhangchidetaibaojiubuliukoushuile。
erqiemaisansongyi,zheishichujunlinshiyouxiangdaodeyizhaocuxiaoshouduan。
“haiyouzheihaoshi?maisansongyi?laoban,woyaosanzhang......”
zheiniantoudejiatingpubianshourudoubugao,danyimaoqianyikuaidepisahaishichideqide。
youqishimansansongyidecuxiaofangshi,gengshirangrennanyijujue。
“woyelaisankuai......”
“woyaoliangfena,laoban,”
“laoban,kuaidian,yaoshangkelea......”
“......duoqianyikuai?”
“bugui,zheimexiangdepisa,caiyimaoqianyikuai,haimaisansongyi,zheibingxiangsigerenle。”
yiduisanershigexuesheng,basanlunzaocancheweilegeshuixiebutong。
tamenqizuibashedeyilunqilai。
“biejibieji,yigegelai,buzheji,quandouyou。”
chujunzhangluozhe,yibianshouqian,yibianluobing。
tashuangshoudecandaozuoyoufanfei,haiyaosadiaoliaoshenmede,zheishouyi,guangkanzhedoushangxinyuemu。
zhidaoshangke**xiangqixueshengmencaiyihongersan,chujuncaichuanlekouqi。
erlaimaipisadebujinzhiyouxuesheng,haiyoulaoshi,haiyoululailuguoqushangbanderenmen。
jiuliudianduodaobadianzheilianggexiaoshideshijian。
tadazhidianledianshouyi,zheiyizaochenjuranjiuzhuanlejiangjin20yuan。
1990niande20yuankebushixiaoshumua。