lushanxuecongxiaojiuyouyigeposudexiaoyuanwang——chengweifuerdai，zheiyangtajiubuyongdangkuhahadezuotijia，yebuyongzuoqiongxixideshechu。
yihandeshi，tabameinengbangtashixianzheigeyuanwang。
suoyi，zaiyouyicijiabandaoshenyehou，lushanxuehunshenshangxiadeyuanqibiguihaiyaozhong，hedeqianpaidewangyuechesijibuganzhisheng。
cheneihenanjing，lushanxuedeshangyanpihexiayanpikaishidajia，ketayoubuganshui，suoxingjiyemaoziguimiqinqingdalegedianhua，“aiqinga~”
qinqingxiaodao：“bixia，ninxiachaola？”
“qingjiaowoshechu。wocaixiaban，jintianshiwojiabandedi100tian……”lushanxuebizheyanjingtaotao，“nibushishuoyonghegongdexianghuohenlingdema？woshangciqushaolexiangbailefo，xulebuyonggongzuodeyuanwang，zenmefozuhaimeiyoubangwoshixianni？”*
“wu……kenengyewuxuqiuliangtaida，fozumangbuguolaiba？”
lushanxuedunangzhebaoyuan：“fozujiubunengxiangwoyiyangjiajiabanma？wozhendebuxiangzaishangbanle。”
“rendouchengfole，yaoshihaidejiaban，gennizheigeshechuyoushenmequbie？”
“说的也是哈……”
liangrenyouyidameiyidadiliaozhetian，lushanxuequanranmeizhuyidao，houmianyouyiliangchebuyuanbujindigenzheta。cheneiyigezhongniannansijiyibianjindingqianmianyibiandadianhua，“wozhenggenzaitahoumian。wohuianzhaonidefenfuzuo，nidayingwodeshibunengfanhui，buranwozuoguiyebuhuifangguoni！”
“fangxinjiushi，qianjinwanjiuhuidadaonilaopodekali。”
yanjianqianmiandechetingzhu，mubiaotuimenxiache，zhongniannansijiyanzhongshanguohenyihejuejue，jiaoxiayoumencaidaodi，honglongyishengchaozhemubiaozhizhidizhuangleguoqu。
lushanxuehaimeiyoufanyingguolaijiubeizhuangfeile，zhizhidizajinlepangbianderengonghuli。
shiquyishiqiandezuihouyimiao，taguiyidixiangdao，zheixiashizhendebuyongshangbanle。
yonghegongjitashixianyuanwang，juranbugutadesihuo！
dengdaoleyanwangdian，tayaoqutousu！
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难受。
lushanxuecongtengtongzhongxinglai，erbianshicaozadeshengyin，yanjingquezenmeyezhengbukai。
wu……tabushisilema？keshi，rensilehainengyoutonggan？
lushanxueyishifenbuqingzijishenzaihechu，jinxishihenian。
“xuebao！xuebaoa！nikebunengyoushi！niyaoshiyoushi，nainaiyebuhuole！xuebaoa，nikuaixingxing！”
laorenbeitongdekushengzaierbianxiangqi，lushanxuenulichengqisiyouqianjinzhongdeyanpi，wumengmengdeyanjinglenglengdikanzheyanqianderen。
奶奶？
chengguilanjianxiaosunnvzhengkaileyanjing，laoleizonghengdelianpangshunjianyangqiyigejingxidexiaorong，jinjindilouzhuta，“xuebaoai，nizongsuanxingguolaile！xiexiepusa，xiexielaotianye！”
pangbianweizhederenyedougenzhesongleyikouqi，“xinglejiuhao。”
“aiyogangcaizhenshihesigeren。”
“真是菩萨保佑！”
lushanxueyizaichengguilandehuaili，yanjingyizhabuzhadiwangzheta，buganxiangxinyanqiandeyiqie。
shizaizuomengba？nainaimingmingyijingzouleshiduonianle……
keshi，tayounengzhenzhenqieqiediganshoudaonainaishenshangdewendu。
jiansunnvdaidaidebushuohua，chengguilangangfangsongxialaidexinyouxuanleqilai，yidieshengdiwen：“xuebao，nizenmeyang？shibushinanshoua？”
lushanxuechuizaishencedeshouyonglidiqialeyibazijidedatui，teng！
她不是在做梦！！
lushanxuezhaquyandifanqideleiyi，luchuyigerouruandexiaorong，ruanhuhudihuandao：“nainai~”
“ai！”chengguilanwenroudiyingle，yonglimomosunnvdetou，zaimomosunnvdelian。
tachangnianzuononghuo，shoushangzhangmanlelaojian，cucaodehen。lushanxuejuezhelianshangdejifuyouxiecitong，quemeiyouduo，fanergengjinditiezhutadeshou，zaitadezhangxinlicengleceng。
chengguilanbufangxindiwen：“xuebaoa，youmeiyounalibushufu？”
jiangxingweixingdeshihou，lushanxuefeichangnanshou。qingxingguolaihou，daobunanshoule。tashenshoupailepaichengguilandegebo，xiaodao：“nainai，womeishile，nibuyongdanxin。”
“meishijiuhao，meishijiuhao。”chengguilanzhangzhangdishuchuyikouqi，ranhouhuitoukanzhepangbianyigeshuangshouchayaodenvren，“zhufengjuan！nijiwojiaxuebaodaoqian！”
“wopingshenmeyaojitadaoqian？”zhufengjuandeshengyinjianruicier，linglushanxueculecumei。
chengguilanqidao：“wojiaxuebaobenlaihaohaode，shinituileta，caihaitazhuangdaoletou！”
zhufengjuanxiaozhangditailetaixiaba，“woshuochengguilan，mingmingshinisunnvzijituranpaoguolai，wobuxiaoxinpengletayixia，tazijimeizhanwenkedaoletou，guanwoshenmeshi？nigaibuhuishikanwojiaaweifadale，guyisuoshinisunnvlaipengci，xiangewojiadeqianba？”
tazuipizilisuo，sanyanliangyujiubazijizhaiganjingle，haibamaotouzhuanxianglechengguilanhelushanxue。
chengguilanbushanyanci，beitadehuaqidezhifadou。
lushanxuelianmangroushenganweita，“nainai，buqiabuqia！”
zhufengjuanyoleyisheng，qingmiedixiaodao：“xiaodepengci，xianzailaodeyelaipengcile？nimenzheimequeqiana！zeze，nierzimeibenshimeichuxi，zhengbudaoqian，yenanguainimenlaieren。”
“zheiyangba，nimenbaxibiandeneikuaikongdirangjiwojia，wojiujiniwubaikuaiqian，zenmeyang？wogoudafangba。wubaikuaiai，nierzibuzhidaoyaozhuanduojiucainengzhuandao！”
chengguilandehuxiyixiabiyixiaji，lushanxueyibianjitashunhuxi，yibiankaikoumahuiqu：“zhufengjuan，nizuizheimedu，congxiaochipishuangzhangdadema？haiwojiaeni，niyaobuyaolian？jishishangmaigudejiugainanidelianpiquzuogucaidui！”
吃瓜群众哄然大笑。
zhufengjuanshuqimeimao，“nizheige——”
“haiyou！”lushanxuepikoudaduantadehua，“wobazhuanduoshaoqianguannishenmeshi！neimeaiguanxianshi，shibushiluguobierenjiafenkengnidouyaopaneichangchangxiandan？”
吃瓜群众再次爆笑。
zhufengjuanqideyanjingzhimaohuo，shangqianjiuyaoqudalushanxue。
lushanxuelingqiaodiduokai，dashenghandao：“dajiahuokana，tayouyaolaidawole！nimenkan，talianshangdebiaoqingyouduoxiong！”
zhufengjuanlianshangdehenyishunjianningzhule，shenchuqudeshoujinyebushi，tuiyebushi，jiangzaineilihuajidehen。