第2章 吃里扒外的大嫂

“xiaoguzinizachumenle?jintianshaojiaxiaoziheyuzhitongdinghunqingke,nilaigansha?”

dingxiangshencaiganshouganshoude,shoulizhengzhuazheyibaguazi,kandaoxiaoguzichumen,zazahuhudejiupaoguolai,chezhesangmenhandefujinderendoutingdaole。

henkuai,chenmishenbianjiuweilebushaoren。

dingxiangzahuguo,youxiandezaiyipangkeguazi,dengzhexinshangxiaoguzilangbeitaopaodechunyang。

wu!yuzhitongsongdeguazijiushixiang,neimedayibao,goutachibangeyuele。

“miyatou,tingshuonibingle?”

“咋出来吹风了?”

“外面怪冷的。”

jigeluguodedashenguanqiedewendao,bijingshiyigecunzilizhuzhede,yushanglezongshiyaoshuojijuhaohua。

chenmibuzhehenjidechouledingxiangyiyan,yuqibujibuhuandeshuo:“shenzi,jintianshaoshuxinheyuzhitongdinghunqingke,nimendouquchixi,zade,wobunengquya?”

sizhouxianruyizhenguguaideanjing。

suoyourendouchijingdewangzheyanshenmingliang,mouzhongdaixiaodechenmi,xinzhongdigu,bushishuochenmizuolekuixinshi,meilianchulaijianrenma?zahaiyaoquchijiuxini?

“miyatou,nizahaiyoulianqu?”dingxiangjianjiao。

takeshidayingleyuzhitong,burangpopoquchijiuxide,suoyitagangcaiguyishuoneixiehua,xiangbaxiaoguziqipao,popoyaogunver,ziranyejiuqubuchengle。

“wozabunengqu?”chenmizuijiaozhibuzhudelengxiao,“genshaojiayaoliangqiankuaiqiancailideyoubushiwo,gengbushidiema,womenmeizuokuixinshi,zajiubunengqu?”

yeshitataisha,meixiangdaodingxiangheyuzhitongnengjiaohedaoyiqiqu,beihoujitalaileyidao。

dingxiangduosuoleyixia,shouzhongguazidoubuxiangle。

“咋回事?”

“miyatou,bushinijiayaodeliangqiankuaiqianma?”

weiguandedashenyoudianmeng,shaojiashuochenjiayaoleliangqiankuaidecailiqian,shuodeneikeshizhenzhenqieqiede,zenmechenmiqueyoushuomeiyaoni?

这是咋回事?

chenmayeshiyiliandemihuo,zhiqiancunzilishiyouchuanyan,dantameizuodeshiqing,ziranbuchengren,zhidangshishaojianaozhong,xianghuihun,caiguyipozangshuimoheitamen。

zenmetingmiyatouzheikouqi,shiyourenzaibeihoucuanduoshierni?

“shenziniwuhuile,zanjiakemeiyao。”chenmiyibazhuazhuzhuanshenyaozoudedingxiang,zaitajingkongdeyanshenxia,dandingdeshuo:“qushaojiayaocailiqiandeshiwodasao,nimenyaoshibuxiangxindehua,keyiquwenshaojiashushen,wobamadaoxianzaidouhaibuzhidaoni!”

chenmayitingjiuzhale,juanqixiuziyibahaozhudaerxifudetoufa,chaodishangyongliyiguan,qifendetulekoutuomo,madao:“haoa!guaibudexingshaodeduzhoufashidema,yuanlaishinizaibeihougaogui!”

huabushuowan,liansidaida,zoudedingxiangwawadejiao。

dingxiangkoudailideguazisadedaochudoushi,redecunzilidexionghaiziyihongershangdeguolaijian,bayuanbenxianglajiaderendoujijilechuqu,yishijiancunzilidedalushang,rehuochaotiande。

“bushiwo,womeiyou。”dingxianghuichangzidouqingle,weileyibaoguazi,beipopojizhualegexianxing,liandoudiuguangle。

“miyatou,mingmingshinizijixianghuihun,genwoyoushaguanxi。”dingxiangzaidishangfangunzhe,xiangyaoduokaichenmadesida,pianpianyipangjianguazidexionghaiziduo,genbenduobukai。

tazhidegenchunhuoxiaoguziqiujiu。

yiwangmeicizhiyaotayijuhua,xiaoguzijiugenbaichisidebeitashuadetuantuanzhuan。

kexi,congxianzaikaishi,chenmizaiyebuhuishashadebeitaliyongle。

“wopei!nihaixiangrangmiyatoubangni,xiangpichini!”chenmayixiangdaolaoguinvyibeizidexingfudoubeidaerxijihuile,qidesuishoucongdishangzhuaqiyibahunhezhedaocaoheshuyededongxijiusaijinledingxiangdezuili。

saidedingxiangliandouzhangchengqingse。

weiguanderenyouxiangbangmanglajiade,danzhuannianyixiang,zheishirenjiadejiashi,jiuyouyule。jiashangpangbianlaidezaoderenjieshiguoqianyinhouguo,dangjiyifentianyingdeyoutoutoujichenmadilegeganmianzhang。

chenmayouleshunshoudewuqi,badingxiangyidunhaoda。

dingxiangchibuzhuda,fangunzhongchexiasaizaizuilidegancao,bayuzhitongjigonglechuqu。

“biedalebiedale!shiyuzhitong!shitarangwoshuode,tashuotagenshaojiaxiaozicaishizhenai,rangwobangtazheigemang!”

四周一片哗然。

chenmajuzheganmianzhang,yizhangliandouqichenglezhuganse,“nijiwobashiqingyuanyuanbenbendeshuoqingchu!”