第1章

“sixi,nizenmeyangle?xingxinga!”yigedayuewushiduosuidefunvtoushangdingzhelansetoujin,zuozaichuangqian,kanzhehunmibuxingdewaisunnv,mianludanyou。

hansixiyunyunhuhu,renzhutengtongzhengkaileyanjing。

dengdaokanqingchuangbiandelaolaohelianggemeimei,hansixitongkongweisuo,quanbudoushitaxinxinniannianfangbuxiadeqinren。

tazhongyuconglingjiehuilaile。

qianshishenghuozaizhongnanqingnvdejiating,jiemeiqige。

weileshengerzi,fumuzhangqizaiwaimianduojihuashengyu,pindibatai,shenbianzhidaizhezuixiaodelaoqi,dianxingdechaoshengyoujidui。

jialilaolaohedajiehanyifan,zhaogulaoerlaosanlaosihelaowulaoliu。

zailaojia,ershujiadetanggehandaqiangxiangzhonglegebicundeyigeguniangxucuilan。

nvfangyaoyiqiankuaiqiancaili,meiyouqian,jiuhuanqin。

yushipianxindehanlaotouhehanlaotaichenzhedaerzihedaerxifuzaiwaiduojihuashengyupindibatai,buzaijia,dayinglehuanqin,ranhoubadajiehanyifanhuanjinvfangxucuilandequetuidagezuoxifu。

hansixijinnianshisansui,zaiyeyenainaiershulaijialibangzoudajiehanyifandeshihou,nazhedaoluankan,beihanlaotouyigunzidasile,chuanyuedaolelingjie。

weilezhaodaoxiandaidefangfa,taduofangchangshi,yilukuxiu,chengweimanjidalao。

hansixizhengzhunbeifeishengchengxian,tiaochuwuxing,huoxujiunenghuidaoyuanlaidejia。

laoduishoumozudetaizidaoluan,zuihouyidaoleijiedeweilitaida,zhijiebatapichengzha。

zaiyizhengyan,tayouhuidaolexianzai。

算是因祸得福了。

“laolao,wodajieni?”hansixiwenzhushenxing,jimangwen,“dajiebeineixieqinshouqiangzoule?”

xialaolaoyitingzheihua,youhongleyanjing,shengyinshaya,butingdiku。

“doushiwomeiyong,lanbuzhutamen,nidajie……nidajieganggangbeiniyenaiheershubangzoule。cunzhang,haiyougennibaguanxibucuoderenquxianchengle。woquqiuqitarenbangmang,dandajiajuedezheishihanjiarendezijiashiqing,buganchashou。”

hansixidengbujile,xiachuangchuanlebuxie,jiuwangwaichong,“buxing,woyaoqujiudajie。”

xialaolaolazhehansixidegebo,shenbianhaiyoukukujijidelaowulaoliu,“sixi,niguoqu,huibeidaside,zanmendabuguoniyenai,haiyouniershutangge。”

hansixixinlijiaoji,yibazhengtuoxialaolaodeshou,“laolao,nizaijializhaoguwufuheliushun,woxiangbanfa,yidingbadajiejiuhuilai。”

ruguoshizhiqiandehansixi,dequemeiyounenglijiudajie。

kexianzaidehansixibuyiyangle,suiranzaizheigeshikong,zhiguolelianggexiaoshi,danzailingjiehansixizhengzhengpinbolesanbainian。

hansixijianqisanluozaiyuanzilideliandao,ranhouchonglechuqu,liangtuipaodefeikuai。

jishixialaolaozaihoumiandahan,hansixiyebuting,tuishanggenzhuanglefenghuolunyiyang,yiliuyanjiupaozoule。

takuaosanbainian,jiushiyinweifangbuxiajiaren。

xialaolaokanzhepaodefeikuaidewaisunnv,yizhayandegongfu,jiuzhinengkandaoyigexiaoxiaodebeiying,jingediwanglekuhan。

hanwufuzhazhayanjing,xiaozuizhangdehenda,“sijiepaodezhenkuai,bituzihaikuai。”

hanliushungubudecayanleibiti,“budui,sijiemingmingpaodebicunzhangjiadelvzikuai!”

danxinhansixichushi,xialaolaoganjinbawaisunnvhanwufu、hanliushun,fangzailinjujia,nazhegunzigenleshangqu。

cishidehansixiyibianpao,yibianjianchatadezhuangbei。

suishenmijingjiejiekongjianhaizai。

sishimizhangdehongyundadaoyezai!

buguotadanxintaifengli,zhijienengbaneixierendoukanchengliangban。

hansixikandaozhuwulidedizi,shunshounalechulai。

这是御兽笛。

hansixiyibianpao,yibianchui,yuanbenhaihenanjingdeshanluliangbianshunjianzaodongqilai。

caoconglidetuzitiaochulaizhuangzaileshushang,xiaoxilideyueryehuobengluantiaode。

zuixingfende,juranshigezhonggeyangdeshe,congyinbidejiaoluoli,shifenxunsudigenzailehansixidepangbian。

paguoyizuoshan,zhongyudaolexujiazhai。

gentangxionghandaqianghuanqindezheihurenjiajiuzaicunzidiyijia,kaizhexiaomaipu,cishizhouweihenduorenmanglimangwaibanxishini!

tangxionghandaqiangmanglimangwai,zhanzhanzixi,hunranmeiyouyitangmeihuanqindexiuchi。

haiyouhanlaotouhehanlaotaimanshideyidelian,juedebuhuayifenqian,jiunengqusunxifu,duidasunnvshisishihuo,hunbuzaiyi。

xujiazhaiderenpaiwai,douxiangzhezijicunderen。

hansixixianzailiqiruo,xiangyaochongjinqu,genbenjiubukenengcongzheixierenshouliqiangzoudajiehanyifan。

hansixikanzhezhoubiangezhonggeyangdeshe,xiaoshengshuo:“lianggexiangba,xiaobaobeimen!”

zheixiexiaoshetingdaohansixidedisheng,yitiaotiaofengyongzhe,yanzhelubiandecaocong,zhibenxujiazhai。

tianyoudianyin,heichenchende,shixianbingbutaihao。

zaijiashangdajiamangzhebanhunshi,henduorenbingmeiyouzhuyijiaoxia。

chouzhunshiji,zheixiexiaoshechongchulaijianrenjiuyao,yaolejiupao。

yitiaoningjulehansixiyuanqidelvsedushe,kuaisupadaohandaqiangdepangbian,zhijieconghandaqiangdekutuizuanlejinqu。

“kaka”liangkou,xiongmengwubi。

qianqianwanwande“zisun”zhongdule。

handaqiangbutingpaidakuzi,shangcuanxiatiao。

jilingxiaoshebuzouhuitoulu,conglingyibiandekuguan,cuanlechulai,meirucaocong。

“a?”zuixianbeiyaodejiushihandaqiang,dashengcanjiao,youtengyouma,“nalaideshe?”

gangshuowan,handaqiangjiuyipiguzuozaidishang。

suizhetadehuhan,zaimenkoudehenduorendoubeisheyaole。

zheixiexiaosheyetebietinghua,yaolejiupao。

“wobeizhuyeqingyaole。”

“wobeiqibusheyaole。”

……

zhongrencishigubudebanjiuxile,meibeiyaodaode,fenfenjibeisheyaoderenxiduxue。

handaqiangyinweituidangbuweibijiaoteshu,sheidoubuhaoyisijitaxidu,jiubeidangele。

变成黑色的了!

“kuailairena,songyiyuan,zheishidushe。”xucunzhangdahan,bugandange。

renmingyaojin,zaiyemeirenmanghuohunlile,ganjinbarentaidaocunkoudetuolajishang,songyiyuan。

hansixiyangyangdeyi,kanzhezheixiebipodajiederenbeisheyao,butingkuhandeshihou,xinlichangkuai。

kejiuzaizheishi,tiankongzhongzhouranjiangxiayidaozisedelei,chaozhehansixipileguolai。

hansixiganjinnachukongjiandesishimihongyundadaodidang,dadaozhijiebeijichenghongsefenmo。

hansixidingzheyitoubeishaojiaodeluanfa,mianlueran,tanzuozaidishang。

taganshoudaolezheishitiandaoduitadechengfahejinggao。

zheilibushiqiangzheweizun,renmingruchugoudelingjie!

laidaoxianzaideweimian,jiuyaozunshouzheilidetiandaofaze,liyongzheilideguijuhefangshiduifuhuaidan。

韩四喜咳嗽两声!

yihoujiupingtacongmingdenaodai,zhaoyangyenengchurentoudi。

人渣坏种,颤抖吧!